Wednesday, December 23, 2009

The Battle of the Grinches!

haha My friend, Jessica, put up a lil "mean" poem on her status because we were making fun of her xmas cheer....this is what she said:

"I tried to get some damn good Holiday cheer
Then you bitches had to laugh and sneer
So I hope your snow mens melt
You wake up with great big welts
And you realize Santa doesn't exist...

- Jessica Grinch :p"

So then I responded with a little "poem" of my own...

"I'm tired of hanging stockings off of my shelves
And having nightmares of Santa and his gay elves
Beware, all who try to spread their silly holiday cheer
for I shall bombard you with spit balls, if you come near
I don't want any gifts, nor a kiss under the mistletoe
Just a bottle of wine, and maybe a drunk hoe
Preferably with no stds, for they really give me a fright
Merry Xmas to all...I hope Santa skips your house tonight!!!

Edward the REAL grinch >:-]"

haha Silly ain't it?!


Prank On Coworker

Too funny! My coworker went out to get something to eat and out of pure boredom, I decided to play a tiny "prank" on her. hahah I covered her desk with printing paper...and even did a lil drawing and put it over her Mac screen. hahaha good times. Her reaction was CLASSIC >:-]

Happy Holidays! :-P

Gone Til 2010?!

Yep...I might not be around til 2010. Not because I'm going away or anything, but because my pc is still busted. Today's our last day at work sooo unless this power supply that I just ordered works, I wont be able to post anything haha...Yeah...Im sure all of my -300 readers will be clawing at their scalps in frustration, wondering where I've gone. hahaha....Until then...


Tuesday, December 22, 2009

It Don't Mean a Thing (If You Aint Got That Swing)

Its a real shame that mainstream hardly has REAL musicians anymore...Dont get me wrong...there are quite a few really talented folks...But DAMN...not like back then! I think I was born in the wrong era...

The one that Ella Fitzgerald did blew my mind away too...hell..even the original with Duke Ellington was the shit!


Being Mean to Angie

I'm always saying outrageous shit to her...and she seems to friggin LOVE it. :-P

ANGIE!!!: I macked a number

me: girls dont mack
im tired of girls acting like they're in control
fuck faces
did YOU walk up to HIM
and "kick game"
did YOU ask for the number?!
u did not
u just stood there
flicked ur hair
or at least u tried too
but it was so nappy ur fingers got stuck

ANGIE!!!: Lol

me: homeboy saw you struggling to get ur hands free
stopped to ask if u needed help
u cried n said yes
n yall stood there for 20mins trying
but couldnt
so then he was like "ok look...imma go get some tools to help free ya fingers
lemme get ur number so i kno where u at when i get the chainsaw"

ANGIE!!!: U an ass

haha yes. She's right. I AM an asshole. :-)


Random Fact of the Day

I was watching the history channel before heading out to work....haha Apparently, in the "ancient world", they had this dye that was made from snails...then and still now, its the most valuable thing in the world...2000 dollars for just a gram of it (the process of making it is so complicated n time consuming, hence why its so valuable)...back then only the HIGHEST of the classes would wear it....n even this one emperor was so into wearing it..that they made it illegal for anyone other than him to have it haha...its called Tyrian Purple. >:-]


Monday, December 21, 2009


So...I finished it haha :-P Im not too sure if I ended it well enough..sorry if its no good.

I see cities of flashing lights
that create digital idols for our gods
who faithfully
we worshipped
15 minutes

populated by walking chimneys
slim & thick for bodies
clouds of smoke, their faces
words spewed, cancerous

I see the land
outside our protective bubble
of ignorance and apathy,
a wasteland,
littered with Fathers, Mothers
Sons, Daughters
Brothers, Sisters
Remembered only as characters
in tales of the "black sheep"
to instill the beliefs and fears
of the Norm
within the new bearers
of the Crest.

Martyrs, I see
born of criminals
Sinners turned to saints
baptized in lead and blood

Tall tales become historical fact
with false Teachers clinching to their manifesto
holding it close to their beating breast with one hand
pointing a finger to the world
with the other
all the while,
never taking note of the four pointing back at them

I see brittle hearts with cracked surfaces
falling in with fickle moons
convinced they would always see the same Face
another endless cycle

I see a mirror
within, a hypocrite stares out
longing to bask in the ignorant green
on the other side
envious of the blind
wishing he could not see the world
as I see it.

My observations are these...

Ec 12/21/09


Thursday, December 17, 2009

Just Writing

This is what happens when I have tons of words floating around in my head. They leak out in these ramblings....I dont know what to think of this really...and I know its unfinished...But here it is anyway.

I see cities of flashing lights
that create digital idols for our gods
who faithfully
we worshipped
15 minutes

populated by walking chimneys
slim & thick for bodies
clouds of smoke, their faces
words spewed, cancerous

I see the land
outside our protective bubble
of ignorance and apathy,
a wasteland,
littered with Fathers, Mothers
Sons, Daughters
Brothers, Sisters
Remembered only as characters
in tales of the "black sheep"
to instill the beliefs and fears
of the Norm
within the new bearers
of the Crest.

Martyrs, I see
born of criminals
Sinners turned to saints
baptized in lead and blood

I know there's more I can add to it...but the words just wont come out at the moment...:-| Yet another unfinished work of yours truly to add to the list.


Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Tiny Mental Spew

haha...I was staring at a blank screen with my hands resting on the keys, and before I knew it, I was typing this:

"I envision sweet, flattering words turning to ash in the mouths of hypocrites. They, then, spew...poisoning all who injest. Vile disease spreading..ensuring that duplicity can never die."

Crazy eh?


Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Just a "Talking Shit" Morning...

I must've woken up in one of those moods to get under people's skin today! haha All morning, I've either been talking shit or just ridiculously sarcastic to people! A few examples...

On my way to work, one of my friends texted me about how she apparently, went to sleep last night around 8 something..and didnt wake up til almost 9am...(it was 8:50 something when she was texting me, so i assume she had just woken up...) and that she was already tired again O_o which made no sense to respond:

"You're lazy. Hit yourself repeatedly til you slip into a coma. Get at me in ten yrs when you have some energry. hahaha!" >:-] mean. I know. I know.

After I got to coworker sends a mass email to everyone in the company (except for the bosses) sayint aht she wants to put together some kind of post card and send it to customers with group shots of all of us...So I, not being able to resist, click reply all...and attached photos I had taken of my coworkers taking out the trash. Then, I wrote "memories....light the corner of my mind..." hahahah Someone responds that we "CANT" send pics like that to our customer...n i go (very edward-like): "hey hey hey...i just feel that it would be great to show our customers the softer, more caring side of [[company name omitted]]...To you, it might seem like we're just taking out the trash...but to them...they'll see individuals who CARE about the environment!!!! :-) GO GREEN!"
I'm pretty sure a few of them are quitely hating me right about now...

After that, I was just joking around with my best friend Angie (you notice I talk a lot of shit with her?? haha) and I just came out of no where with this: "u kno what would be kinky for a hispanic to do? have either the guy or the girl dress up in a costume;for the girl,she could dress up in a statue of liberty consume.or if its the guy doing it,have him dress up as "Uncle Sam"...that way,FOR ONCE the hispanics could say that he/she is fucking America, rather than the way around. VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!! lmfao"

It was so funny, I even added it to my fb status...O_o just to see if anyone would say anything ahaha...

Yes yes. Its one of "those" days.


Monday, December 14, 2009

Another Silly Convo

This time, I was talking to my best friend Angie. haha She's starting school soon and was telling me about it...

Angie: Well I have orientation Thursday
for school
then I find out that day my class schedule

me: AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Angie: plus get student id

me: ARE YOU EXCITED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Angie: :-)

me: watch you meet some dude at your school now. someone with a FUTURE! fall in love n watnot. cant wait. lol
hopefully someone who speaks proper english
and uses actual WORDS to express himself...n not code numbers O_o
(This comment I made is kind of an inside joke about some "gangsters")

Angie: I hope everything turns out good

me: it will :-D

Angie: lol
nah nigga trying to fall back on the dating

me: hahahah
you dont date
i have never heard you say "im dating"
ive heard you say "i fucked"
so u falling back on fucking? hahahahah
dont stab me
its the cookies talking
i swear

Angie: HaHaha
U right
I can't stop laughing

me: i wont be a typical spic and swear on any family about this..."word to that motha fuckin dog i think i ate when i ordered that chinese food" that its the cookies talking and not me

It was so funny to her, she friggin "demanded" that I put it on here :-P

Silly Convo

I was having this convo with my coworker online...The backstory to this is: We were talking about how our job is apparently giving many of us the run around with giving health insurance...I know at least one person has it...but idk who else. Personally, I dont feel like dealing with the b.s excuses and whatnot...ESPECIALLY for something that probably wont even cover me that well anyway...So thats why I was telling her that id rather get it on my own...But, because I am how I am, I couldnt resist saying something silly to her! Enjoy!

HER: you should keep pushing them for it

me: nah imma get it on my own

HER: there's no excuse for them to keep giving you the run around

me: during winter vacation, since i'll have the time, i'll get some

HER: ugh but that is so expensive

me: yeeeah

HER: I think you should keep pressing them for it
it would be cheaper if you got it through them than on your own

me: hrm
but what kind of coverage can i really expect
my friend was tellin me that she goes to this place that hooks her up

HER: what place?

me: Church

HER: omg
that's hysterical

me: i wanna have some random white dude, in a shiny white tux..hit me on the forehead with his jeweled hand and scream "PRAISE JEEBUS!!!"

HER: and it's FREE

me: and i'll throw myself on the floor twitching
and BAM! healed

HER: JEEBUS!!!!!!!!!! LOL

me: hahahah


me: O:-)


Thursday, December 10, 2009

2nd Childhood

My friend put me on to this song...Nas - 2nd Childhood, if you really listen to what he's saying its craaaazy...Being in NY, I already know of a lot of people who this song could apply to...its a damn shame. s.m.h


Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Insane Dream

I'm always having vivid dreams...some are actually reoccurring, throughout the years. haha It's insane...when I was younger I had multiple dreams about vampires and whatnot O_o (Most likely because I was soooo into them before!) Last night I had a pretty crazy one though...Here's what I told my friend when I was describing my dream to her:

"oh lmao well it was crazy...ive had that dream before just different details...basically what happened was that zombies or zombie-like people had taken over and i was really locked in my apartment with my mom n two other people n we had guns....n i saw that some kid was riding his bike outside (why, i ahve no clue) n some zombie was about to get him....i had to take a gun with a scope (not sure if it was a sniper rifle) and kill them both..but that gave away our they came charging at my apartment...they ended up breaking in and my mom n someone else was taken :-\ n the girl (the other person in our group) ended up escaping through the fire escape...and as the dream progressed, we ended up meeting other people...two people who i actually know in real life..haha and we were just hunting these creatures n trying to stay alive n watnot....towards the end of the dream, the military actually shows up..telling us that some kind of radiation (or heat, idk) that doesnt harm us...was killing the zombies we made it through alright. hahaha"

Crazy right!?

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Eddie's Aim Moments

I'm almost having stuuuuuuuupid conversations on aim and/or gchat...So why not share em!? :-P

I was talking to my friend Juliana


Her: is that a fucking porn site?!

Me: porn sites dont fuck

Her: wtf lol

haha Peace

On My Darkest Days (Thursday's Truth)

Because I am a cynic and sarcastic and just plain twisted, on my darker days, I seek to offend. I try to find the perfect blend of humor and meaness and just toss it out there. Then I sit back and twirl my thumbs, musing over who just might get their panties in a twist (ive always loved that phrase) over what I just said, and or posted. :-P I was at my worse when I spent time on myspace...Id post some of the most outrageous, offensive bulletins...but itd be sooooo funny (To some). And thats how I met my,now, best friend. haha good times.

Since I find myself in one of those moods, let me share some pics I've found...Im deeeeeefinitely going to put this up on facebook...I already know some of my "friends" will get a lil irked by these. >:-] Can't wait.

Please. Be mad. >:-]

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Undercover Fat Face

Haha yeah. My friend calls me an "undercover fat face" whenever I tell her that I'm eating any kind of junk food. She says undercover cause I'm always publicly ranting about working out and trying to eat healthy...meanwhile, I might binge on chocolate for a weekend. hahah This weekend was no exception! I, on a whim, bought two bags of Reese Mini cups and proceeded to devour it...(Im waiting for the pimples...damn..) When I was eating em, I had the random idea of just taking wrappers and wrapping them around eachother to make a ball...every time I'd finish a cup, I'd just keep adding it to the ball. haha Last night I finished the last of the second bag and completed it.

So here ya go...Proof of my "fat-facedness" :-P


Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Only In America!

Now, my friends know how much I love talking shit about my "beloved" country. lol However, to prove that I am not completely unpatriotic...Allow me to dedicate this post to this "great" nation....

Only in America ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America ... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in America ... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke.

Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put, our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we will not miss a call from someone we did not want to talk to in the first place.

Only in America ... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

God Bless America.....O_o lmfaooooo


Monday, November 30, 2009

Jeff Beck - A Day In The Life

Last night they gave the 25th Anniversary of Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Im mad I missed most of it, cause there were some really big names performing and jamming together! Im going to try to find it online...(cross ya fingers!) In any case...I stumbled on a performance by this dude Jeff Beck...who was doing a cover of one of my favorite Beatles songs..(A Day in the Life)...I tried to find the performance he did last night but couldnt. This vid I found was a great one though. Enjoy!


Gobble Gobble?

Hello! I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving! I friggin stuffed my face. >:-] Thanksgiving is truly the only holiday that I actually like! Ever since I was little, I'd always get super excited for it. I even have this really silly (well stupid actually) "tradition" that I, SOMEHOW, came up with as a kid...When I was little, I was under the impression that if I dont eat at all during the day, I would build this HUGE appetite, which would allow me to consume even more food at dinner time. hahah weird eh? (obviously, as a kid, I had no idea about gas build up and whatnot...haha). And even though its a major pain to me now (since Im working out more consistently, my appetite is even bigger now), I still keep to that silly tradition of mine...haha Oh, and I also become super anti-social...but only because my greedy ass wants to have all the food to myself. >:-] Since it was just going to be my mom and I, she decided to only make half a she even bought this new pan with something else that was suppose to hold the turkey up..buuuuuut she got the size wrong so she had to improvise...The turkey didnt look as "presentable" as it had in previous years....but it was still so friggin good!!!! Check it out!

My mom sure loves her salad!

"Moro de guandules", is what this is called. I love it!!!!

Pastelillos!!!!! So friggin good...she made 10 that were of grounded chicken...and 10 that were grounded beef. an AMAZING combo with the rice n turkey!

Lol I know the turkey looks used and mom cooked it upside down for some odd reason...n couldnt flip it back for the pic O_o hahahah it tasted GREAT though!


It was pure heaven for me...My only regret was is that...One, I ate waaay too fast....and Two, that my Bro nor my dad were here to have dinner with us....Maybe next year!

The next day, to our surprise, we received a fedex package. It said that it was sent from our bro. But it was really from his wife. She had been sent to egypt (they're both in the military...currently deployed)...And she sent us this...

Isnt it friggin COOL!? Its made on papyrus...a picture of a scarub (i believe thats what its called)...and she had them write my name (on the left) and my mom's name (on the right) in hieroglyphs! Yall should've seen the look I had on my face. Complete GEEK-MODE! hahah I was all wide-eyed and smiling...especially when I was staring at the figures, translating it. Soooooooooooo friggin cool! I wasted no time getting it framed and putting it up on the wall >:-]

In my whitest voice...I looked at my mom, smiled and said "COOLEST GIFT EVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!" hahahah


Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Bathroom "Experience"

This is something I told my coworker a few moments ago...I was COMPELLED to share...

A very interesting experience i would like to describe to u.....i went to the bathroom...and idk who it was that went there before me (maybe the intern..idk) but, I noticed that whoever, let the air in that bathroom feeling pretty warm...O_o
what was even more interesting was when i looked into the toilet..n saw that the water was kinda bubbly i am left to assume that watever was dropped in there...pretty toxic. :-P
Right before i left the bathroom, i noticed that the air was no longer feeling as warm as it was when i entered...soooo.....i contributed to it, just a lil bit O:-)

haha she read all that and called me "sooo gross" :-P


Gone til Monday!

I just wanted to take a moment to wish everyone a very happy Thanksgiving. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I plan to! :-)

And before I disappear...let me leave you with a thought that popped in my head while I was in the shower last night..

"Everyday life is a seems its all a juggle...between personal and business...good and evil... selfish impulses and that which is meaningful..." -- Ec.


Monday, November 23, 2009

My Kind Of Girl!!!!

hahah jk...

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Thursday's Truths

And so...Here's another truth about me...which I think I'm just now discovering, really...

I don't know what is it that leads me to become attracted to some people...when thinking about it logically, I really shouldn't be...What makes it so hard for me to understand a lot of the feelings I have, is the fact that I dont know if its real attraction or if its just a product of my lonliness. O_o And this scares the shit out of me causing me to not want to make a full commitment to anything...always wondering if it'll just be a big mistake...and if i'll just end up hurting them.


Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Because I'm Bored...

...And I really didnt have anything truly significant to post...I figured I'd just say a lil convo I was having with my best friend...haha Its not that bad...we actually get A LOT worse than this..O_o

me: go goyaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

her: Weppppppppaaaaaaaaaaa

me: if i ever meet a girl
who's totico tastes like goya
im gonna wanna have her with every meal

her: Ayyyyyyyyyy

me: breakfast? 2 eggs on a roll with a side order of toto
lunch? oven baked chicken breast, peas, and toto for dessert
dinner. im on a diet. so. lemme just eat toto

her: Omfg lol
I want sex
Im sooooo horny right nw
Idk y

me: i know why
cause u keep thinking about me

her: I think that's what it is [[She was being sarcastic]]
me: damn right. i dont blame u. if i were u, id think of me and get horny too. its ok.

Yeeeeeeeeeah. :-P good times.


Monday, November 16, 2009

Mr. Cool

Jim Jones sampled this track when they did "We Fly High"...

It really IS cool..hahah to me anyway

Friday, November 13, 2009

Friday Fiction: Accident

One of my fav. blogs is "The One-Minute Writer" (click here). Today's prompt was to write a short short story with "Accident" being the theme. I realized that I hadnt written any kind of short story in a LONG time and I wanted to give it a shot. So there it is...Let me know what you think!

"WHAT?!" She stared back at me, a glimpse of tears appearing in the corner of her eyes. I already knew that these were tears of frustration and anger, not sadness. "What did you just call me?" I laid there in bed, still trying to grasp what had just happened. As my senses started to come back to me, I saw that she had already hopped out of bed and was looking for her clothes. I glanced at the clock, hanging on the wall a few feet away. "Baby, its 4am...Come back to bed. I didnt mean it..." She shot mean glance back to me and finished buttoning up her blouse. I thought to myself how amazingly fast a female can put her clothes on when she's angered. "Don't you 'Baby' me! I'm out of here!", she screams before marching out of the bedroom. I sighed loudly and jumped out of bed and run after her. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to call you..." She interrupts me by giving me the finger. And continues walking towards the front door of my apartment. How could this be happening? The evening started out so well; dinner, dancing, a few drinks. We went back to my place. I put on some slow jams to set the mood. One thing led to another and we found ourselves in my bedroom. How is it that just a little accident could have ruined it all? "Can you please stop? Lets talk about this." She opened the door and stopped for a moment, as if to be contemplating on whether or not she should really leave. Then, apparently coming to a decision, she turned and said, "No screw you! My name's not Susan!" She slammed the door, leaving me standing there naked in the dark. Funny how cold an apartment can feel when your woman leaves you. "Time to call Susan"


Thursday, November 12, 2009

Thursday's Truths #1

Welp..Im going to try something "new". haha I put it in quotes cause I'm sure someone else has prolly done this...But anyway, Im going to try to add a lil "theme" to thursdays, where at the beginning of every Thursday, i'll share one "true" fact about me, my ideas, and/or beliefs. I'll try my best not to repeat myself...and I'll try my very best not to contradict what I say! (although, i think thats pretty tough to do..especially when ideas constantly change and "evolve" as one is exposed to new, mind boggling things..)

So here we go!

I sometimes like to let people assume things about me, because I feel like whatever it is they assume about me, my personality, or even the way I live is far more interesting than the truth. This sucks because sometimes they get attracted to that assumption, and thats when I have to back away from them. I dont want to deal with them realizing I'm not as "cool" as I allow them to think I am. haha...


Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The Not-so Subtle Difference between Men & Women

"Men look through your fridge, just to see whats in there to possible eat. Women look through your phone to see how many females she needs to worry about you possibly sleeping with. hahahahaha"

I had overheard a mini-convo going on in the office. My coworker was telling our boss about something that apparently all men do. So...I decided to add in my two sense :-P


Dont Get Mad At Me For This One!!!

But I couldnt resist putting this up...its just too funny to me...


I was pretty surprised to find this in Acapella...Say what you will about MJ's personal life...But it cant be denied that dude was INCREDIBLY talented...Its just a shame that most ppl let themselves be so caught up with the shit they said about him in the news..that they couldnt fully appreciate many of the songs in his later albums...

The actually song is Butterfly (remix) ft. Eve.


Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Remember When They Spoke English?

...I can still remember...more or less. It was way way back...long before they said "innernet"....or "intanet"....or "innenet"....It was during that Golden Age..for which we have long since fallen away....when they used to walk straight and raise their voices in a clear, presentable manner...and they would say...INTERNET.

Can we TRY to get back to that? Say it with me..."In-ter-net"....see? you can do it....

lol Just an observation, is all!


Paying Debts With a DRAWING!?

LMAO! Yo this has got to be one of the funniest things I've anyway :-P

Its sooo stupid! They keep going back n forth...See the rest of it here!


Blog Personality

I went to P.T's blog (HERE!!!) and saw that she took a blog personality quiz. Its only really 3 questions...but oddly seemed pretty accurate..O_o lol My Results:

Your Blogging Type is Pensive and Philosophical

You blog like no one else is reading...

You tend to use your blog to explore ideas - often in long winded prose.

Easy going and flexible, you tend to befriend other bloggers easily.

But if they disagree with once too much, you'll pull them from your blogroll!

Crazy eh? I remember when I had 0 followers....Id start my blog entry address my "-300" readers. hahaha...Good times...


Monday, November 9, 2009

Did You Know?!

Check out this vid....crazy...

Friday, November 6, 2009

More Photoshop

Just a few things I managed to do....


Funky Icons

One of the things I do at my job is make icons for various reports that get posted...I did an icon a week or two ago..but apparently it was from an incorrect store and had to change it...Luckily, I got to have some fun because when I was searching for a suitable image, I found a few that would've been CLAAAAAAASSIC to use....check em out!

Craaaaazy right?! I ended up using the "conserve water" one since that one probably wouldnt cause someone to throw a bitch fest...not to mention cost me my job...O:-) But one can dream, can't they?


Legs. I Can't Help It.

A nice revelation this morning...Well...more like a confession really. I. Love. Legs. I just cant help it. Im on the train this morning...and though it was really cold, that didnt stop a couple of females from coming out in some skirts (praise jeebus!)...Some were out with their legs bare...a few had some see-through stockings...little designs and whatnot...I was going mad! (Not fanatically...foaming out the mouth mad...but..yeah..haha). I just couldnt stop staring. Right around the eyes just slowing following their smooth curves upward. It was crazy! That's when I really had to admit it to myself. Im crazy for legs. I don't think that its even that Im being a sexual deviant or anything (even if Im a major perv...)...I just feel that a woman's legs are like paths to her Eden...

And who doesnt want find paradise? owWwW!!! lmao


Thursday, November 5, 2009

Leave Some For The Imagination

I couldnt help but post this too...

...but DAMN! As much as my unmentionables are agreeing with this picture...You GOTTA save some for the imagination mama...


What?! An Award!?

Daaaamn! Totally unexpected! I was nominated by :::the.kisser:::Thanks mama! And you already know I have to nominate you back! You keep blowing my mind away with some of the things you write about :-)

So here we go!

The honest scrap award rules:

1. present the award to seven bloggers whose blogs you find brilliant in content and/or design or who have encouraged you.
2. tell those seven people that you have given them the Honest Scrap Award.
3. share ten honest things about yourself.

And I "is" nominating:

-- :::the.kisser:::
-- x3bittersweet
-- Sarah
-- Lorean Ashli
-- Robyn
-- Jana
-- astoldbrody

10 Honest things about me...

-- I can be VERY sarcastic at times
-- I sometimes flirt without really thinking things through
-- At times, I feel really self-concious about my body and the way I look.
-- I've lost sleep many nights, just laying in bed contemplating sh*t for HOURS
-- I have this uncontrollable urge to make ppl happy (either making em laugh..or trying to figure out why they're sad...)
-- I love scary movies but I cant f'in stand GHOSTS! Shit freaks me out sometimes..haha
-- I'm extremely perverted...
-- Perfect night for me would just be watching a movie, cuddling up...oWwWw
-- I dont know whether I like to be alone..or if Im just used to it. O_o
-- I have a habit of staring at people's teeth when they talk to me. haha

So there it is...


Dedicated to My Brother...

Just.....trying to show my love for my dear dear old brother..............

Take that fuck face!


Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Election Day Joke

Im feeling really corny right here's a stupid joke...

She told me she got caught having sex in the poll booth. When they asked her what she was thinking, she said she's always wanted to get into politics. lmaooooo

An EC "original" right there. :-P


False Promises

God damn the mind
that controls these hands
to manipulate these keys
a text
instant message
spouting words ands phrases
into that electronic abyss
which spills out
before hopeful eyes
that sends the mind spinning off
into a dream
heart fluttering
skipping beats
never once contemplating
the soon-to-come confrontation
bringing to light a revelation
that "I didnt mean it".

Ec 11/03/09

*That is something I have to stop...especially when i flirt...I tend to flirt without thinking..and its only way after words have been said, that I stop to think about the possible consequences...which is usually what I just described...


Texting Tuesday?!

lol Dont worry...this isnt going to be a "weekly" thing..haha I just felt like today I sent some particularly funny texts to my friends....:-P

me: "una morena aqui hablando mierda en el telefono about some vieja that bumber her n she talking LOUD about how the lady was lucky the morena's prego cause if not, they'd be fighting...what i found hilarious is she said "thats why ppl think black ppl ghetto"...meanwhile she's talking loud and cursing sounding ignorant...ironic much?"
I got mad, listening to her talk...cause if yall had heard how she sounded...s.m.h I hate ppl who willfullly justify stereotypes like that...

me: u wouldnt believe this...i was on the treadmill this morning..(first time in YEARS i ever ran on a treadmill. lol) n i was just running at a decent pace...then this mexican chick starts running next to me...n i noticed she kept checking out the speed i was going at...n it was like she was friggin competing with me. lmao in the end we were both friggin sprinting on that motha fucka. hahaha but i was already tired from the rest of my workout so i put a stop to it after 15mins. hahah f that
Am I the only one who noticed that I seemed to have NOOO problem saying "motha fucka"...but then decided to say "f that" in the end? O_o hahaha

her: i broke up with him

me: how'd he take it

her: he didnt like it

me: u're so fuckin funny how u answer me sometimes. i swear........i ask this cunt..."how'd ya man take you dumping him?" n wat does this cunt say? "he didnt like it", WOOOOOOW, really?! he didnt like it?! REEEEALLY?! like thats suppose to be surprising or unexpected to me or something. wtfffff maaaaaaaaaaaaaan. hahahahah oh sure, i was really sitting here thinking there was some possible chance that he just might LOVE the fact that you're dumping him. like he was really gonna say "gee angie...I think thats a GREAT idea!"
lmaoooooooo asshole

her: hahahahahahahahah

This is why I have all this love for my homegirl...I can come out soooo stupid like that and she'll just laugh cause she knows I dont mean it :-) GOOD TIMES!


Another Poetic Brainfart

Why..oh I trying to rhyme?!

entertaining thoughts i should not be entertaining
clouded eyes, cant see the sun
in my mind its always raining
convinced that happiness is reserved only for those "made men"
who lie, cheat, steal, and willfully dine with satan

And there it is folks..hahah...personally I dont like it. And i probably wont even complete it. I just felt like throwing that out there. Because, really..its what I think at times. :-P


Monday, November 2, 2009


This was pretty serious...

haha Part of the reason why I dont go to church....O_o

Friday, October 30, 2009

Posting from phone

I have no pc at home for now....and I was really wondering if I could try my luck at posting from my phone....haha...seems like its doable...yet VERY uncomfortable.....tisk tisk tisk....guess i'll need to wait til monday to say whats on my mind!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

My Rhyme Aint Done

That's just friggin' great...


Monday, October 26, 2009

M.C. Esher

This is pretty cool...

I stumbled on a site that had more images of this artist...Check it out!


18 Lines of Me

I went to one of my friends' blogs: and I saw this...Of course, I was COMPELLED to steal it. :-P

:1: MY EX- is one of the few people who can say they are kinda sorta maybe quite possibly CLOSE to potentially "knowing" me. (is that sad?)
:2: MAYBE I SHOULD - bitch slap everyone within a 5ft radius of me
:3: I LOVE - being a perv, reading, and "people watching" haha
:4: PEOPLE WOULD SAY THAT I'M - a good listener
:5: I DON'T UNDERSTAND - anyone anymore...O_o
:6: WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING- I wonder wtf my dream was about lol
:7: I LOST- my mind...and my faith in people O_o
:8: LIFE IS FULL OF- stupid ass ignorant people..or maybe thats just NY???
:9: MY PAST IS - CONSTANTLY being replayed in my mind..its like a bad movie I cant press stop, eject to. O_o
:10: I GET ANNOYED WHEN- invade my personal space!!!!
:11: PARTIES ARE- are kinda pointless to me...O_o
:12: I WISH- i could redo this life over
:13: DOGS- must wanna kill themselves when their owners dress em up in gay ass outfits then take pictures of em O_O
:14: CATS- are friggin ASSHOLES sometimes. lol
:15: TOMORROW- i will be doing the same shit im doing today....O_o
:16: I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE- for ignorant people
:17: IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS- I find away to make another million....then id f'in leave! >:-]
:18: IM TOTALLY TERRIFIED- of somehow being terribly wrong about something i've thought/said....But at the same time, thatd be kinda funny in an ironic way. haha


Friday, October 23, 2009

Amazing Sand Drawing

This is so incredible....

Video Description:
"Kseniya Simonova is a Ukrainian artist who just won Ukraine's version of "America's Got Talent." She uses a giant light box, dramatic music, imagination and "sand painting" skills to interpret Germany's invasion and occupation of Ukraine during WWII."


Thursday, October 22, 2009

Messing With Photoshop Again

I found some time after work to play around with some tutorials...I think these came out great!

My comic book debut! lol

The Original:

Lets see what else I can do...


Wednesday, October 21, 2009


They wait
ever so patiently waiting
'til the sand of the hour glass begins to distress
patience giving way to desperation
as they claw at strangers
screaming words
"love me! love me!"
unconsciously, a euphemism
for another, far less appropriate
once delicate damsels
now devoted to decadence
destined to decay deserted
'tis a fitting end for those
jewels, once so resplendent
now so tarnished by time

Ec 10/05/09

I'm an observer. 'nuff said. O_o


Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Law of the Universe

The Universe maintains its balance in duality. In other words, everything comes in twos; Light and dark, good and evil, etc. One can't really exist without the other. Keeping this concept in mind, wouldnt it seem a bit odd that people hold this belief that "everyone is meant to be with someone"? When you really think about it, its kind of obsurd. If for everything that exists, there exists its exact opposite...Then it should be acceptable to say that for every person that is "meant" to find that "special someone" there is someone is, sad to say, destined to be alone. Dont get me wrong. I'm sure someone will be utterly clueless of their fate so they'll probably send their lives floating from person to person, constantly interacting, but never really "settling down". And I'm sure there will be a few who realize this and will either accept this and try to find some form of happiness in their solitude...or...commit suicide. I dont know. haha Kind of a morbid thought, isnt it? lol

lol I liked this pic ya go!


Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Interesting Shots

My coworker had sent me a link to the Wall Steet Journal blog and I saw some pretty cool shots...

Weird. I know. Enjoy! :-P

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Harsh Realities

Lol I had to do it...I was checking out this pretty cool blog (Check it out here!) and I saw this post. I couldnt help but copy it...tooo funny! Enjoy!

Rules of the Universe

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.

2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in
a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

6. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)

7. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government

8. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

9. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

10. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so

11. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

12. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Embrace your
differences. Love each other.

13. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

14. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

15. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change places.

16. Opportunities always look bigger after they have passed.

17. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
before you need it.

18. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

19. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.

20. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

21. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

22. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real

23. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

24. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and "mental illness."

25. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.

26. You should not confuse your career with your life.

27. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

28. Never lick a steak knife.

29. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

30. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
reason why we observe daylight savings time.

31. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
from her at that moment.

32. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep
down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

33. Your friends love you anyway.

34. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur
built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

35. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Some wise words, arent they!?


Point Of View

Practically everything in this world depends on "point-of-view"...How the person perceives something. What you might see, isnt quite what someone else might see. This is why I constantly say that "sanity is relative" lol...Dont believe me? Ok...lets put this to the test...

So...what is this a bottle of? Now I would say that this is just a simple bottle of hand sanitizer. Another person might see different. My coworker, for example, claims this is a bottle of lube.

See? See? Relative. hahaha


Some Cool Pics

I'm always finding stumbling across some interesting looking pics...I cant help but keep em...

*click to enlarge!

How crazy is that?!

This pic was so sick to me...

Anyone wanna live there?!


Monday, October 5, 2009

Blue Balls

My co-worker's toooo funny...I walk into the office from getting some lunch and I see these chicks pumping away trying to fill up a ball. I didnt pay any mind to it and just sat down to eat...when I got up to throw away my trash I see this...

It looked soooo funny to me, I just HAD to take a pic. :-)

Im wondering if this might start some kind of "trend" for office chicks all over America...Can you imagine how it would be advertised?!

"hey ladies....bored at the office? why not sit on some great big blue balls?!"

LMAO! Of course, only a female could get away with advertising it like that...

Ah...these precious moments...


Bug Free

Highlight of my weekend? Spraying for bed bugs! As I said in my other post, these guys moved out of the building. What's funny is that they left us a parting gift...bed bugs! TUM TUM TUM! Yeah...they were pretty much scavengers (which is kind of an embarassing thing for me to say about my "people", but shit...its true!). Just about anything one would throw away....they would take it to their crib. Anything to keep from actually buying new decent stuff O_o The biggest mistake they made, was bringing in some mattress from who knows where. In any reluctant as our land lord is to spend any kind of money on this place...he hired an exterminator...

I dont really like strangers (or rather anyone) to be in my crib...its like my "sanctuary" so any one come in is like an invasion of my personal space hahah So, OF COURSE, I was going to stick around and watch dude as he walked around, spraying the place. At least I got to have a lil fun with the face mask. haha...


When he was done fumigating, we had to leave the building for a couple of my mom and I ran an errand then ended up spending a bit of the afternoon sitting out front. I took this opportunity to peep all these new "hipsters" moving into this HUGE building they finished putting up...I believe it was made, mainly for artists and "shi-shi fu-fu" people (like my co-worker likes to call people haha)...I even saw a van that was decked out with banners for some skateboard crew O_o....Things are gonna get interesting soon.

At one point, it was time to go back to the apartment and put back all our things in to mention mop the place up and whatnot...So we slapped on some gloves and go to work!

Doesnt mean I didnt have some fun....haha! I sent this pic to a friend of mine...saying "Dr. Feelgood is ready to operate...." She asked if I was pretending to be a "gyno".....who's pretending? ;-) hahaha