Posting from phone

I have no pc at home for now....and I was really wondering if I could try my luck at posting from my phone....haha...seems like its doable...yet VERY uncomfortable.....tisk tisk tisk....guess i'll need to wait til monday to say whats on my mind!

My Rhyme Aint Done

That's just friggin' great...


Enjoy!

M.C. Esher

This is pretty cool...


I stumbled on a site that had more images of this artist...Check it out!

http://universoescher.wordpress.com/


Peace!

18 Lines of Me

I went to one of my friends' blogs: http://kissthepen.blogspot.com/ and I saw this...Of course, I was COMPELLED to steal it. :-P


:1: MY EX- is one of the few people who can say they are kinda sorta maybe quite possibly CLOSE to potentially "knowing" me. (is that sad?)
:2: MAYBE I SHOULD - bitch slap everyone within a 5ft radius of me
:3: I LOVE - being a perv, reading, and "people watching" haha
:4: PEOPLE WOULD SAY THAT I'M - a good listener
:5: I DON'T UNDERSTAND - anyone anymore...O_o
:6: WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING- I wonder wtf my dream was about lol
:7: I LOST- my mind...and my faith in people O_o
:8: LIFE IS FULL OF- stupid ass ignorant people..or maybe thats just NY???
:9: MY PAST IS - CONSTANTLY being replayed in my mind..its like a bad movie I cant press stop, eject to. O_o
:10: I GET ANNOYED WHEN- invade my personal space!!!!
:11: PARTIES ARE- are kinda pointless to me...O_o
:12: I WISH- i could redo this life over
:13: DOGS- must wanna kill themselves when their owners dress em up in gay ass outfits then take pictures of em O_O
:14: CATS- are friggin ASSHOLES sometimes. lol
:15: TOMORROW- i will be doing the same shit im doing today....O_o
:16: I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE- for ignorant people
:17: IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS- I find away to make another million....then id f'in leave! >:-]
:18: IM TOTALLY TERRIFIED- of somehow being terribly wrong about something i've thought/said....But at the same time, thatd be kinda funny in an ironic way. haha


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Amazing Sand Drawing

This is so incredible....

Video Description:
"Kseniya Simonova is a Ukrainian artist who just won Ukraine's version of "America's Got Talent." She uses a giant light box, dramatic music, imagination and "sand painting" skills to interpret Germany's invasion and occupation of Ukraine during WWII."



Enjoy!!!

Messing With Photoshop Again

I found some time after work to play around with some tutorials...I think these came out great!

My comic book debut! lol




The Original:



Lets see what else I can do...


Peace!

Tarnished

They wait
ever so patiently waiting
'til the sand of the hour glass begins to distress
patience giving way to desperation
as they claw at strangers
screaming words
"love me! love me!"
unconsciously, a euphemism
for another, far less appropriate
once delicate damsels
now devoted to decadence
destined to decay deserted
'tis a fitting end for those
jewels, once so resplendent
now so tarnished by time
life
reality



Ec 10/05/09



I'm an observer. 'nuff said. O_o

Peace!

Law of the Universe

The Universe maintains its balance in duality. In other words, everything comes in twos; Light and dark, good and evil, etc. One can't really exist without the other. Keeping this concept in mind, wouldnt it seem a bit odd that people hold this belief that "everyone is meant to be with someone"? When you really think about it, its kind of obsurd. If for everything that exists, there exists its exact opposite...Then it should be acceptable to say that for every person that is "meant" to find that "special someone" there is someone is, sad to say, destined to be alone. Dont get me wrong. I'm sure someone will be utterly clueless of their fate so they'll probably send their lives floating from person to person, constantly interacting, but never really "settling down". And I'm sure there will be a few who realize this and will either accept this and try to find some form of happiness in their solitude...or...commit suicide. I dont know. haha Kind of a morbid thought, isnt it? lol




lol I liked this pic too...so....there ya go!

Peace!

Interesting Shots

My coworker had sent me a link to the Wall Steet Journal blog and I saw some pretty cool shots...







Weird. I know. Enjoy! :-P

Harsh Realities

Lol I had to do it...I was checking out this pretty cool blog (Check it out here!) and I saw this post. I couldnt help but copy it...tooo funny! Enjoy!

Rules of the Universe

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.

2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in
a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

6. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)

7. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government
program.

8. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

9. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

10. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so
good.

11. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

12. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Embrace your
differences. Love each other.

13. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

14. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

15. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change places.

16. Opportunities always look bigger after they have passed.

17. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
before you need it.

18. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

19. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.

20. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

21. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

22. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
world.

23. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

24. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and "mental illness."

25. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.

26. You should not confuse your career with your life.

27. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

28. Never lick a steak knife.

29. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

30. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
reason why we observe daylight savings time.

31. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
from her at that moment.

32. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep
down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

33. Your friends love you anyway.

34. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur
built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

35. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Some wise words, arent they!?

Peace

Point Of View

Practically everything in this world depends on "point-of-view"...How the person perceives something. What you might see, isnt quite what someone else might see. This is why I constantly say that "sanity is relative" lol...Dont believe me? Ok...lets put this to the test...



So...what is this a bottle of? Now I would say that this is just a simple bottle of hand sanitizer. Another person might see different. My coworker, for example, claims this is a bottle of lube.

See? See? Relative. hahaha


Peace!

Some Cool Pics

I'm always finding stumbling across some interesting looking pics...I cant help but keep em...


*click to enlarge!

How crazy is that?!

This pic was so sick to me...

Anyone wanna live there?!

Enjoy!

Blue Balls

My co-worker's toooo funny...I walk into the office from getting some lunch and I see these chicks pumping away trying to fill up a ball. I didnt pay any mind to it and just sat down to eat...when I got up to throw away my trash I see this...



It looked soooo funny to me, I just HAD to take a pic. :-)

Im wondering if this might start some kind of "trend" for office chicks all over America...Can you imagine how it would be advertised?!

"hey ladies....bored at the office? why not sit on some great big blue balls?!"

LMAO! Of course, only a female could get away with advertising it like that...


Ah...these precious moments...

Peace!

Bug Free

Highlight of my weekend? Spraying for bed bugs! As I said in my other post, these guys moved out of the building. What's funny is that they left us a parting gift...bed bugs! TUM TUM TUM! Yeah...they were pretty much scavengers (which is kind of an embarassing thing for me to say about my "people", but shit...its true!). Just about anything one would throw away....they would take it to their crib. Anything to keep from actually buying new decent stuff O_o The biggest mistake they made, was bringing in some mattress from who knows where. In any case...as reluctant as our land lord is to spend any kind of money on this place...he hired an exterminator...

I dont really like strangers (or rather anyone) to be in my crib...its like my "sanctuary" so any one come in is like an invasion of my personal space hahah So, OF COURSE, I was going to stick around and watch dude as he walked around, spraying the place. At least I got to have a lil fun with the face mask. haha...

ScaAaAaAry...

When he was done fumigating, we had to leave the building for a couple of hours...so my mom and I ran an errand then ended up spending a bit of the afternoon sitting out front. I took this opportunity to peep all these new "hipsters" moving into this HUGE building they finished putting up...I believe it was made, mainly for artists and "shi-shi fu-fu" people (like my co-worker likes to call people haha)...I even saw a van that was decked out with banners for some skateboard crew O_o....Things are gonna get interesting soon.



At one point, it was time to go back to the apartment and put back all our things in place...no to mention mop the place up and whatnot...So we slapped on some gloves and go to work!

Doesnt mean I didnt have some fun....haha! I sent this pic to a friend of mine...saying "Dr. Feelgood is ready to operate...." She asked if I was pretending to be a "gyno".....who's pretending? ;-) hahaha



Peace

The GREAT Cure

CHILI!!!!!!!! Lol...Who needs medicine....or "all natural" remedies....or teas....to help you get over an illness, when you can come home to a nice big plate of white rice and "Hormill" Chili?! haha..Its funny. My mom miscalculated how much chili she made, after she already put the rice in the plate..So I just added another spoon on top. It looked so funny to me, I couldnt resist taking a pic.


Enjoy :-P


I sure did

Still Alive!

Yeah...I've been pretty M.I.A lately...not because I didnt have anything to say...and not that I didnt want to post anything...I just havent had the time to at all! They've been covering the friggin runways lately and when that happens, its just a ton of work....O_o And to put the icing on this lil shit cake, I (along with a few other coworkers, apparently) got really sick. lol...Not so surprising..considering they never open the friggin windows here. Closed windows + little ventilation + ONE sick person = EVERYONE getting sick. haha >:-] good times!



On tuesday, I tried to go to work...but i ended up getting worse and left in the middle of the day....unfortunately, i left too soon and ended up having to sit outside my building, til my mom showed up with the new key...O_o (Backstory: Recently, the people next door decided to move out of building..I guess they got tired of dealing with the landlord and whatnot...but...as a way of saying a great big "FUCK YOU"...they left without giving him the keys to the building. hahah so in a fit of desperation..this fucker changes the locks to the front door. Tuesday was the day we were gonna make copies of it...) lol So by the time she showed up, my "condition" had escalated to an even higher fever...coughing even more...and a huge migraine...And if that wasnt enough...I was throwing up like crazy...but thats probably because I hadnt really eaten anything all day either O_o hahaha

Oddly enough...my dear mother, the witch doctor, gave me 3 different teas...and some all natural remedy...along with tynelol and something else...which practically "cured" me. I woke up the next day feeling great! Well..at least a lot better than I had the day before. I only really get sick once in a blue moon...So, I'm pretty sure I wont have to go through something like this for a long time...*cool guy pose* haha



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