Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Craigslist's Finest

You always find some funny shit in these personals. This has got to be one of the funniest ever! Check it out...



Say what you want. But, you can't deny that this is a good friend...HAHAHA!!!

Peace

Monday, June 28, 2010

Another Brain Fart!

Bitterness, every hungry
consumes Passion
and slows the fragile heart
to a slow, low
barely perceptible beat
as all heat escapes
now useless flesh...


I tried to continue, but I started to draw up a blank O_o

Friday, June 25, 2010

APOSTADAY CHALLENGE

That's right! This upcoming month (July), I will challenge myself to write a blog post for each day of the month. I was inspired to do this by one of my friend's blog, Pearls & Rubies. But, to make this a little more interesting for myself (and hopefully, more entertaining for those who read my blog), I will make it tougher. Every blog post will be some kind of prose....that is...short story or "short short". >:-] Yep, I'm going to push my creativity to its limits! Here's where I'll need yall help...I will be taking topics from anywhere and everywhere I possibly can...(like from one of my fav. blogs The One-Minute Writer ). But, I would really appreciate it, if any of you can give me suggestions. Just comment this with a topic idea for what I can make a story about and I will attempt to make a decent story out of it! Wish me luck!!!!

This is going to be a fun month >:-]

Peace

4YR Old Nicki Minaj???



Civilization is on a steady decline....

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Typing Too Fast

Oh man...This was kind of embarrassing. I sent an email letting my coworkers know that I'd be working from home tomorrow. But, I typed so fast, that I didn't even realize how much I goofed up grammatically! I HAD to make a print screen of it...



CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSIC

Monday, June 21, 2010

24

Welp...it was inevitable. My birthday came, and went! lol On June 18, I officially turned 24. But truthfully, I don't feel any different. I never understood why so many people place such great importance to birthdays, but ah well :-P

In "honor" of my age, and because I have nothing better to do, I'll attempt to share 24 facts about yours truly...SO HERE GOES!

1. I'm a big chocolate freak lol
2. I used to play the piano, clarinet, and saxophone.
3. I can be EXTREMELY sarcastic at times.
4. The only thing I ever order when I go to eat at a restaurant is either chicken fingers or grilled chicken breast. lol
5. Because I'm so good at being sarcastic, most people think I don't take things seriously, even though I really really do (but there's no sense in letting them know that haha).
6. Favorite colors: black & blue.
7. Very self-conscious.
8. Shy as fuUUUuUUuck, even though it doesn't seem like it online O_o
9. I'm pretty old fashioned when it comes to music and overall activities...(id rather go to a museum, than go to a club..)
10. I feel awkward reading other people's work sometimes because I catch myself either looking for grammatical errors...or re-writing it in my head the way I would've done it. lol (this is especially for essays..)
11. I'm really really perverted..lol I can find perverted connotations to almost anything :-P
12. I sometimes get caught up reading Mangas lol
13. I'm constantly making up my own songs in my head...(often imitating Jimi Hendrix or something...)
14. Still watch cartoons. I cant help it. :-P
15. I always felt weird/awkward not having underwear on at home. lol Just didnt like the feeling of letting everything just hang for dear life hahah
16. Because I'm so distant from people, I dont understand the attachments that some people have to their friends and significant others. O_o
17. It's HARD for me to open up to anyone.
18. I lose interest in people fast.
19. I LOVE good conversations..though they're becoming harder and harder to find...
20. Extremely against organized religion. (If you've never been to "heaven"...how do you expect to show me how to get there? O_o)
21. I dont really drink, except on rare occasions (Example: My bday this past weekend. lol)
22. I love making jokes about "69". lol
23. I miss being young and naive.

and last but not least...

24. I've only ever been in one SERIOUS relationship...everything else always ended prematurely. O_o




And there you have it....24 facts about your favorite 24yr old.

Peace

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Never Can Say Goodbye

Now, of course we all know of the Jackson 5 singing this song. But I honestly think that Issac Hayes had a GREAT cover of this song...especially the way he sang it here...:-)



enjoy!

Finish The Sentence

Stolen from Pearls & Rubies! I had to do it!

"Would it be horribly awkward and out of line if i told you..."

I sent this to a few of my friends and these are the responses I've gotten so far...

*I am having your baby

*that you're one SEXY beast!

*I wanna see your penis O:-) (hahaha my friend angie is a friggin perv...)

*that I have a pimple on my butt.



Haha that's all I've gotten so far...who knows if I'll get some more funny ones later!

Peace

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

This Moment

From The One-Minute Writer

"Write about one thing you'd prefer to be doing at this moment, instead of what you're doing now. Also write about one thing you're glad you're not doing at this moment."


Hmm...What, oh what could I be doing right now if I weren't in this office...Oh so many options....hahah

If I weren't here I could be...

-SLEEPING!!!!
-Taking a stroll through the city, looking for funny things to photograph
-Reading a manga
-Enjoying the quiet of my home
-Exercising a little >:-]
-Catching up with some friends who are probably free right now
-Hitting up museums
-blogging (lol had to say it)
-Clearing my head (bye bye thoughts of b.s!)
-NOT listening to stupid conversations O_o
-getting a haircut
-playing basketball
-raiding Barnes & Nobles
-watching a documentary
-EATING!!!!
-Doing something that's actually meaningful

etc....etc...O_o

But, alas, I'm not a "yuppie". So, I have no choice but to sit here at work....O_o

Peace.

Sights & Smells

Amazing...I'm on my way to work this morning and my eyes were bombarded with nothing but beautiful friggin females! (thought a few were ugly as usual..but still..haha so many "lovelies"!) And as I'm basking in the presence of all this beauty....my nose is suddenly assaulted when some homeless guy semi-stumbles into the F train...haha effectively scaring all the chicas away and permanently damaging my nose at the same time. hahah Great way to start the day :-P

Peace

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

The CURE For Road Rage

This has got to be the funniest/dumbest video, I've seen in a while...



That face he has at the end is CLASSIC! Oh man!!!

Peace