Thursday, September 29, 2011

Possible Solution To Office War?!

You know how in every office there is ALWAYS a "war" going on about room temperature. When its summer, there's always a few people who want to put the AC on all times...while there are those who want to turn it off cause its "too cold" for them (boo hoo weaklings...). And no side is ever mature enough to compromise on this...So.....why not let technology take over?

How sweet would it be if they came out with "smart" clothing? Clothing that you could preset to a certain temperature...and would work to keep your body regulated to that exact temp...so if it senses that your body is temp is higher or lower than you want it..it would either heat up or get colder so to bring your body back to a comfortable state.

The applications are endless...I wonder how that would work in sports...it would probably help athletes with fatigue.....would def. help workers who deal in cramped super hot environments...


GET ME SOME MONEY AND A TEAM OF SCIENTISTS, IMMEDIATELY!!!

Monday, September 26, 2011

Hump n' Repair

On my way to work, I stopped at a red light and stood there looking at the cars rushing by. New York drivers. A van caught my eye in particular. It was a plumbing service and had its logo on the side. "Pump n' Repair." It seemed so funny to me because, in my mind, I'm saying, "Wow. This would make a great escort service." Can you close your eyes and picture the advertisement for this? Hump n' Repair your broken heart. Hump n ' Repair your self-esteem. Hump n' Repair your damaged ego!

Yep. I should work in advertising.

Peace!

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Tryst

Ring. Ring.

"Hey."

"Hey."

"Want to do something, tonight?"

"Something or someone?"

"That's entirely up to you."

"When and where?"





Dont you wish life was that simple? lol

Monday, September 12, 2011

Just A Thought.

You know what I hate? When people (including myself) think about their life and wish that they could go back in time and do things differently...It sucks because if you REALLY manage to do such a thing...most likely, your changes would lead you down a totally different path in life...and you probably would never meet and/or get close to a lot of the people you're close to now....so now it comes down to how much we value our current connections...and whether or not we'd sacrifice them for a potentially better life.... O_o

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

This Is Torture

I want to write so badly. But, the words won't come out.