Monday, November 30, 2009

Jeff Beck - A Day In The Life

Last night they gave the 25th Anniversary of Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Im mad I missed most of it, cause there were some really big names performing and jamming together! Im going to try to find it online...(cross ya fingers!) In any case...I stumbled on a performance by this dude Jeff Beck...who was doing a cover of one of my favorite Beatles songs..(A Day in the Life)...I tried to find the performance he did last night but couldnt. This vid I found was a great one though. Enjoy!


Gobble Gobble?

Hello! I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving! I friggin stuffed my face. >:-] Thanksgiving is truly the only holiday that I actually like! Ever since I was little, I'd always get super excited for it. I even have this really silly (well stupid actually) "tradition" that I, SOMEHOW, came up with as a kid...When I was little, I was under the impression that if I dont eat at all during the day, I would build this HUGE appetite, which would allow me to consume even more food at dinner time. hahah weird eh? (obviously, as a kid, I had no idea about gas build up and whatnot...haha). And even though its a major pain to me now (since Im working out more consistently, my appetite is even bigger now), I still keep to that silly tradition of mine...haha Oh, and I also become super anti-social...but only because my greedy ass wants to have all the food to myself. >:-] Since it was just going to be my mom and I, she decided to only make half a she even bought this new pan with something else that was suppose to hold the turkey up..buuuuuut she got the size wrong so she had to improvise...The turkey didnt look as "presentable" as it had in previous years....but it was still so friggin good!!!! Check it out!

My mom sure loves her salad!

"Moro de guandules", is what this is called. I love it!!!!

Pastelillos!!!!! So friggin good...she made 10 that were of grounded chicken...and 10 that were grounded beef. an AMAZING combo with the rice n turkey!

Lol I know the turkey looks used and mom cooked it upside down for some odd reason...n couldnt flip it back for the pic O_o hahahah it tasted GREAT though!


It was pure heaven for me...My only regret was is that...One, I ate waaay too fast....and Two, that my Bro nor my dad were here to have dinner with us....Maybe next year!

The next day, to our surprise, we received a fedex package. It said that it was sent from our bro. But it was really from his wife. She had been sent to egypt (they're both in the military...currently deployed)...And she sent us this...

Isnt it friggin COOL!? Its made on papyrus...a picture of a scarub (i believe thats what its called)...and she had them write my name (on the left) and my mom's name (on the right) in hieroglyphs! Yall should've seen the look I had on my face. Complete GEEK-MODE! hahah I was all wide-eyed and smiling...especially when I was staring at the figures, translating it. Soooooooooooo friggin cool! I wasted no time getting it framed and putting it up on the wall >:-]

In my whitest voice...I looked at my mom, smiled and said "COOLEST GIFT EVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!" hahahah


Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Bathroom "Experience"

This is something I told my coworker a few moments ago...I was COMPELLED to share...

A very interesting experience i would like to describe to u.....i went to the bathroom...and idk who it was that went there before me (maybe the intern..idk) but, I noticed that whoever, let the air in that bathroom feeling pretty warm...O_o
what was even more interesting was when i looked into the toilet..n saw that the water was kinda bubbly i am left to assume that watever was dropped in there...pretty toxic. :-P
Right before i left the bathroom, i noticed that the air was no longer feeling as warm as it was when i entered...soooo.....i contributed to it, just a lil bit O:-)

haha she read all that and called me "sooo gross" :-P


Gone til Monday!

I just wanted to take a moment to wish everyone a very happy Thanksgiving. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I plan to! :-)

And before I disappear...let me leave you with a thought that popped in my head while I was in the shower last night..

"Everyday life is a seems its all a juggle...between personal and business...good and evil... selfish impulses and that which is meaningful..." -- Ec.


Monday, November 23, 2009

My Kind Of Girl!!!!

hahah jk...

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Thursday's Truths

And so...Here's another truth about me...which I think I'm just now discovering, really...

I don't know what is it that leads me to become attracted to some people...when thinking about it logically, I really shouldn't be...What makes it so hard for me to understand a lot of the feelings I have, is the fact that I dont know if its real attraction or if its just a product of my lonliness. O_o And this scares the shit out of me causing me to not want to make a full commitment to anything...always wondering if it'll just be a big mistake...and if i'll just end up hurting them.


Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Because I'm Bored...

...And I really didnt have anything truly significant to post...I figured I'd just say a lil convo I was having with my best friend...haha Its not that bad...we actually get A LOT worse than this..O_o

me: go goyaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

her: Weppppppppaaaaaaaaaaa

me: if i ever meet a girl
who's totico tastes like goya
im gonna wanna have her with every meal

her: Ayyyyyyyyyy

me: breakfast? 2 eggs on a roll with a side order of toto
lunch? oven baked chicken breast, peas, and toto for dessert
dinner. im on a diet. so. lemme just eat toto

her: Omfg lol
I want sex
Im sooooo horny right nw
Idk y

me: i know why
cause u keep thinking about me

her: I think that's what it is [[She was being sarcastic]]
me: damn right. i dont blame u. if i were u, id think of me and get horny too. its ok.

Yeeeeeeeeeah. :-P good times.


Monday, November 16, 2009

Mr. Cool

Jim Jones sampled this track when they did "We Fly High"...

It really IS cool..hahah to me anyway

Friday, November 13, 2009

Friday Fiction: Accident

One of my fav. blogs is "The One-Minute Writer" (click here). Today's prompt was to write a short short story with "Accident" being the theme. I realized that I hadnt written any kind of short story in a LONG time and I wanted to give it a shot. So there it is...Let me know what you think!

"WHAT?!" She stared back at me, a glimpse of tears appearing in the corner of her eyes. I already knew that these were tears of frustration and anger, not sadness. "What did you just call me?" I laid there in bed, still trying to grasp what had just happened. As my senses started to come back to me, I saw that she had already hopped out of bed and was looking for her clothes. I glanced at the clock, hanging on the wall a few feet away. "Baby, its 4am...Come back to bed. I didnt mean it..." She shot mean glance back to me and finished buttoning up her blouse. I thought to myself how amazingly fast a female can put her clothes on when she's angered. "Don't you 'Baby' me! I'm out of here!", she screams before marching out of the bedroom. I sighed loudly and jumped out of bed and run after her. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to call you..." She interrupts me by giving me the finger. And continues walking towards the front door of my apartment. How could this be happening? The evening started out so well; dinner, dancing, a few drinks. We went back to my place. I put on some slow jams to set the mood. One thing led to another and we found ourselves in my bedroom. How is it that just a little accident could have ruined it all? "Can you please stop? Lets talk about this." She opened the door and stopped for a moment, as if to be contemplating on whether or not she should really leave. Then, apparently coming to a decision, she turned and said, "No screw you! My name's not Susan!" She slammed the door, leaving me standing there naked in the dark. Funny how cold an apartment can feel when your woman leaves you. "Time to call Susan"


Thursday, November 12, 2009

Thursday's Truths #1

Welp..Im going to try something "new". haha I put it in quotes cause I'm sure someone else has prolly done this...But anyway, Im going to try to add a lil "theme" to thursdays, where at the beginning of every Thursday, i'll share one "true" fact about me, my ideas, and/or beliefs. I'll try my best not to repeat myself...and I'll try my very best not to contradict what I say! (although, i think thats pretty tough to do..especially when ideas constantly change and "evolve" as one is exposed to new, mind boggling things..)

So here we go!

I sometimes like to let people assume things about me, because I feel like whatever it is they assume about me, my personality, or even the way I live is far more interesting than the truth. This sucks because sometimes they get attracted to that assumption, and thats when I have to back away from them. I dont want to deal with them realizing I'm not as "cool" as I allow them to think I am. haha...


Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The Not-so Subtle Difference between Men & Women

"Men look through your fridge, just to see whats in there to possible eat. Women look through your phone to see how many females she needs to worry about you possibly sleeping with. hahahahaha"

I had overheard a mini-convo going on in the office. My coworker was telling our boss about something that apparently all men do. So...I decided to add in my two sense :-P


Dont Get Mad At Me For This One!!!

But I couldnt resist putting this up...its just too funny to me...


I was pretty surprised to find this in Acapella...Say what you will about MJ's personal life...But it cant be denied that dude was INCREDIBLY talented...Its just a shame that most ppl let themselves be so caught up with the shit they said about him in the news..that they couldnt fully appreciate many of the songs in his later albums...

The actually song is Butterfly (remix) ft. Eve.


Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Remember When They Spoke English?

...I can still remember...more or less. It was way way back...long before they said "innernet"....or "intanet"....or "innenet"....It was during that Golden Age..for which we have long since fallen away....when they used to walk straight and raise their voices in a clear, presentable manner...and they would say...INTERNET.

Can we TRY to get back to that? Say it with me..."In-ter-net"....see? you can do it....

lol Just an observation, is all!


Paying Debts With a DRAWING!?

LMAO! Yo this has got to be one of the funniest things I've anyway :-P

Its sooo stupid! They keep going back n forth...See the rest of it here!


Blog Personality

I went to P.T's blog (HERE!!!) and saw that she took a blog personality quiz. Its only really 3 questions...but oddly seemed pretty accurate..O_o lol My Results:

Your Blogging Type is Pensive and Philosophical

You blog like no one else is reading...

You tend to use your blog to explore ideas - often in long winded prose.

Easy going and flexible, you tend to befriend other bloggers easily.

But if they disagree with once too much, you'll pull them from your blogroll!

Crazy eh? I remember when I had 0 followers....Id start my blog entry address my "-300" readers. hahaha...Good times...


Monday, November 9, 2009

Did You Know?!

Check out this vid....crazy...

Friday, November 6, 2009

More Photoshop

Just a few things I managed to do....


Funky Icons

One of the things I do at my job is make icons for various reports that get posted...I did an icon a week or two ago..but apparently it was from an incorrect store and had to change it...Luckily, I got to have some fun because when I was searching for a suitable image, I found a few that would've been CLAAAAAAASSIC to use....check em out!

Craaaaazy right?! I ended up using the "conserve water" one since that one probably wouldnt cause someone to throw a bitch fest...not to mention cost me my job...O:-) But one can dream, can't they?


Legs. I Can't Help It.

A nice revelation this morning...Well...more like a confession really. I. Love. Legs. I just cant help it. Im on the train this morning...and though it was really cold, that didnt stop a couple of females from coming out in some skirts (praise jeebus!)...Some were out with their legs bare...a few had some see-through stockings...little designs and whatnot...I was going mad! (Not fanatically...foaming out the mouth mad...but..yeah..haha). I just couldnt stop staring. Right around the eyes just slowing following their smooth curves upward. It was crazy! That's when I really had to admit it to myself. Im crazy for legs. I don't think that its even that Im being a sexual deviant or anything (even if Im a major perv...)...I just feel that a woman's legs are like paths to her Eden...

And who doesnt want find paradise? owWwW!!! lmao


Thursday, November 5, 2009

Leave Some For The Imagination

I couldnt help but post this too...

...but DAMN! As much as my unmentionables are agreeing with this picture...You GOTTA save some for the imagination mama...


What?! An Award!?

Daaaamn! Totally unexpected! I was nominated by :::the.kisser:::Thanks mama! And you already know I have to nominate you back! You keep blowing my mind away with some of the things you write about :-)

So here we go!

The honest scrap award rules:

1. present the award to seven bloggers whose blogs you find brilliant in content and/or design or who have encouraged you.
2. tell those seven people that you have given them the Honest Scrap Award.
3. share ten honest things about yourself.

And I "is" nominating:

-- :::the.kisser:::
-- x3bittersweet
-- Sarah
-- Lorean Ashli
-- Robyn
-- Jana
-- astoldbrody

10 Honest things about me...

-- I can be VERY sarcastic at times
-- I sometimes flirt without really thinking things through
-- At times, I feel really self-concious about my body and the way I look.
-- I've lost sleep many nights, just laying in bed contemplating sh*t for HOURS
-- I have this uncontrollable urge to make ppl happy (either making em laugh..or trying to figure out why they're sad...)
-- I love scary movies but I cant f'in stand GHOSTS! Shit freaks me out sometimes..haha
-- I'm extremely perverted...
-- Perfect night for me would just be watching a movie, cuddling up...oWwWw
-- I dont know whether I like to be alone..or if Im just used to it. O_o
-- I have a habit of staring at people's teeth when they talk to me. haha

So there it is...


Dedicated to My Brother...

Just.....trying to show my love for my dear dear old brother..............

Take that fuck face!


Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Election Day Joke

Im feeling really corny right here's a stupid joke...

She told me she got caught having sex in the poll booth. When they asked her what she was thinking, she said she's always wanted to get into politics. lmaooooo

An EC "original" right there. :-P


False Promises

God damn the mind
that controls these hands
to manipulate these keys
a text
instant message
spouting words ands phrases
into that electronic abyss
which spills out
before hopeful eyes
that sends the mind spinning off
into a dream
heart fluttering
skipping beats
never once contemplating
the soon-to-come confrontation
bringing to light a revelation
that "I didnt mean it".

Ec 11/03/09

*That is something I have to stop...especially when i flirt...I tend to flirt without thinking..and its only way after words have been said, that I stop to think about the possible consequences...which is usually what I just described...


Texting Tuesday?!

lol Dont worry...this isnt going to be a "weekly" thing..haha I just felt like today I sent some particularly funny texts to my friends....:-P

me: "una morena aqui hablando mierda en el telefono about some vieja that bumber her n she talking LOUD about how the lady was lucky the morena's prego cause if not, they'd be fighting...what i found hilarious is she said "thats why ppl think black ppl ghetto"...meanwhile she's talking loud and cursing sounding ignorant...ironic much?"
I got mad, listening to her talk...cause if yall had heard how she sounded...s.m.h I hate ppl who willfullly justify stereotypes like that...

me: u wouldnt believe this...i was on the treadmill this morning..(first time in YEARS i ever ran on a treadmill. lol) n i was just running at a decent pace...then this mexican chick starts running next to me...n i noticed she kept checking out the speed i was going at...n it was like she was friggin competing with me. lmao in the end we were both friggin sprinting on that motha fucka. hahaha but i was already tired from the rest of my workout so i put a stop to it after 15mins. hahah f that
Am I the only one who noticed that I seemed to have NOOO problem saying "motha fucka"...but then decided to say "f that" in the end? O_o hahaha

her: i broke up with him

me: how'd he take it

her: he didnt like it

me: u're so fuckin funny how u answer me sometimes. i swear........i ask this cunt..."how'd ya man take you dumping him?" n wat does this cunt say? "he didnt like it", WOOOOOOW, really?! he didnt like it?! REEEEALLY?! like thats suppose to be surprising or unexpected to me or something. wtfffff maaaaaaaaaaaaaan. hahahahah oh sure, i was really sitting here thinking there was some possible chance that he just might LOVE the fact that you're dumping him. like he was really gonna say "gee angie...I think thats a GREAT idea!"
lmaoooooooo asshole

her: hahahahahahahahah

This is why I have all this love for my homegirl...I can come out soooo stupid like that and she'll just laugh cause she knows I dont mean it :-) GOOD TIMES!


Another Poetic Brainfart

Why..oh I trying to rhyme?!

entertaining thoughts i should not be entertaining
clouded eyes, cant see the sun
in my mind its always raining
convinced that happiness is reserved only for those "made men"
who lie, cheat, steal, and willfully dine with satan

And there it is folks..hahah...personally I dont like it. And i probably wont even complete it. I just felt like throwing that out there. Because, really..its what I think at times. :-P


Monday, November 2, 2009


This was pretty serious...

haha Part of the reason why I dont go to church....O_o