Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Amazing! This Is So Incredibly Retarded!

I can't express how funny I found this video! Oh man...


Friday, August 13, 2010

Geek Mode

I have officially lost my mind. hahaha Coworker brought in some big ass glasses, so I decided to put em on :-P

Boredom at its best.


Friday The 13th???

Alrighty. I'm not the superstitious type. But, check this out. This morning, on my way to work, I walked under a ladder. When I got into the office building, I called the elevator. As it was coming down, I realized I didn't but anything to drink, so I rushed out and went to the corner store. I come back, call the elevator again. But, this time, it wasn't coming down. O_o It was officially "out of order". haha So, my coworker and I go up in the freight elevator. We get into the office, open up...we were expecting to hear a beep from the alarm, to let us know to disarm it with the code. But, we heard no beeping. I walk over to the lights to flick it on and, as it turned on, the alarm started blaring! haha I am currently partially deaf. :-)

Happy Friday the 13...


Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Dangers of Boredom

My coworker n I have been buying Kettle Brand Chips for a while..and we noticed they made a change...first in the packaging....n then they switched to using sea salt...and chips just don't taste as good as they used to...soooo we...being the bored turds we are...decided to go to their website and write them an email...lmfao his!

When I wrote this...I was thinking of this character Ignatius in this book Confederacy of funny

"To whom It May Concern:

I have been a very loyal customer for a while now. And I have come to notice the increasing decline in your products quality. I find myself distraught whenever I bite into one of these chips, expecting an overcoming feeling of rich salty flavor, only to find a dull taste. I am also displeased at your recent choice in packaging. I feel that the original material you used to use would suffice. I have concluded that this shabby package you use now, is partially responsible for the lack in richness your chips now have. I, as your ever-faithful customer, ask that you cease these offenses against decency. Return to us the high quality chips we once fell in love with.

Yours Truly,

J. Lopez

P.s. As I am sure there are many other disgruntled (yet loyal) customers, who have undoubtedly spent half of their salaries buying these products, I feel some sort of remuneration is in order. Perhaps a 50% discount to your products (preferably for life) or a new position in your company (an official taste tester who will be experienced enough to let you know whether or not your chips are living up to their full potential)."

lol My coworker actually took this a step forward and found them on fb...and ended up leaving part of the email there. tooooo funny!

My only regret is that I can't be there to see the look on the person's face when they read that email.


Friday, August 6, 2010

Photoshop: Goofing Around

Just felt like posting some stuff I did...Two of 'em were from tutorials. Click on them to see full size!

Pretty friggin cool eh!?