Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Dangers of Boredom

My coworker n I have been buying Kettle Brand Chips for a while..and we noticed they made a change...first in the packaging....n then they switched to using sea salt...and chips just don't taste as good as they used to...soooo we...being the bored turds we are...decided to go to their website and write them an email...lmfao his idea....my words....it.......was......EPIC!

When I wrote this...I was thinking of this character Ignatius in this book Confederacy of Dunces...so funny

"To whom It May Concern:

I have been a very loyal customer for a while now. And I have come to notice the increasing decline in your products quality. I find myself distraught whenever I bite into one of these chips, expecting an overcoming feeling of rich salty flavor, only to find a dull taste. I am also displeased at your recent choice in packaging. I feel that the original material you used to use would suffice. I have concluded that this shabby package you use now, is partially responsible for the lack in richness your chips now have. I, as your ever-faithful customer, ask that you cease these offenses against decency. Return to us the high quality chips we once fell in love with.

Yours Truly,

J. Lopez

P.s. As I am sure there are many other disgruntled (yet loyal) customers, who have undoubtedly spent half of their salaries buying these products, I feel some sort of remuneration is in order. Perhaps a 50% discount to your products (preferably for life) or a new position in your company (an official taste tester who will be experienced enough to let you know whether or not your chips are living up to their full potential)."

lol My coworker actually took this a step forward and found them on fb...and ended up leaving part of the email there. tooooo funny!

My only regret is that I can't be there to see the look on the person's face when they read that email.


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