On my way to work, I stopped at a red light and stood there looking at the cars rushing by. New York drivers. A van caught my eye in particular. It was a plumbing service and had its logo on the side. "Pump n' Repair." It seemed so funny to me because, in my mind, I'm saying, "Wow. This would make a great escort service." Can you close your eyes and picture the advertisement for this? Hump n' Repair your broken heart. Hump n ' Repair your self-esteem. Hump n' Repair your damaged ego!
Yep. I should work in advertising.