I was having this convo with my coworker online...The backstory to this is: We were talking about how our job is apparently giving many of us the run around with giving health insurance...I know at least one person has it...but idk who else. Personally, I dont feel like dealing with the b.s excuses and whatnot...ESPECIALLY for something that probably wont even cover me that well anyway...So thats why I was telling her that id rather get it on my own...But, because I am how I am, I couldnt resist saying something silly to her! Enjoy!
HER: you should keep pushing them for it
me: nah imma get it on my own
HER: there's no excuse for them to keep giving you the run around
me: during winter vacation, since i'll have the time, i'll get some
HER: ugh but that is so expensive
HER: I think you should keep pressing them for it
it would be cheaper if you got it through them than on your own
but what kind of coverage can i really expect
my friend was tellin me that she goes to this place that hooks her up
HER: what place?
FAITH HEALING BABY! WHOOO!!!!!
me: i wanna have some random white dude, in a shiny white tux..hit me on the forehead with his jeweled hand and scream "PRAISE JEEBUS!!!"
HER: and it's FREE
me: and i'll throw myself on the floor twitching
and BAM! healed
HER: JEEBUS!!!!!!!!!! LOL