A Day of Fat Fuckness

Yep. Today's one of those days where I didnt feel like doing shiiiiit...but eat. This morning I was thinking of mimicking something I saw my coworker get at a deli the other day. Its a wrap with scrambled eggs and ham in it...check it out..




I just fried some thin slices of turkey ham...n BOOYACA!!! (thats a low fat wrap, by the way...heated up on some strange grill-like thing my mom has lol) It was friggin GREEEEEEEEAT!


Later on, not long after that I was already snacking on some pop tarts that I bought...my conscience is still hassling be about it...

But I wasnt completely lazy...I DID go out with my mom to run a few errands...She was feeling kind of downish for some reason, so you KNOW I had harass her a bit...




And when she finally cheered up a lil...

Her "senior citizen" version of the "wah ju wan, nugga?!" pose....lmfao


But wait! There's more! When we came back...MORE FAT FUCKNESS!

My mom decided to make some lasagna!!!





Have you any idea how much cardio I need to do now!? In fact, as soon as I press "Publish Post" Im going to get started!

Peace

Movie Poster in Photoshop

Whats up?! Since I finally have a new laptop, I can take some time to do some tutorials in photoshop again :-) I'm also going to jump at the chance to venture into learning how to use illustrator and whatnot. Should be fun. In any case, I found this really cool tutorial that showed me how to make a movie poster. Check out it oooout...

I'm not too sure I picked the right kind of font for the movie title...Part of me feels like I should've just used the same one O_o *shrug* lol

Peace

What A Face!

DAAAAAAMN lol This pic was just too funny to me...I HAD to put it up! It makes you wonder...maybe one day, when she was a baby, she sucked on something sour...someone bumped her on the back n her face just stayed that way. :-P Whats funny is that, when you think about it, most babies look like this when they're crying.....lil friggin aliens.

Peace!

"Damn That's Nasty" Returns!!!!

lol Yeah. I'm SURE you've missed it...almost as much as I have...so today marks the return of my "damn, thats nasty" series..hahah Now that its getting warmer, I'm sure I'll have plenty of "subjects" to take pictures of...(and my camera phone skills are slowly becoming unrivalled...) So beware! >:-]

I was looking through my phone and found a bunch of pics I took but never put up (or at least I dont think I did). So, I'm just going to put em up now, to get it out of the way. Enjoy. Or...vomit..idk..

I bet you thought you could pick your nose and no one would notice, eh? WRONG!

Gay dude on the left, tranny on the right....(I call it nasty cause dude really did look nasty..lmao)

Reading the terrorist manual while you wait? O_o


The problem I had with this is...this chick is 5 or 6yrs old...id never let my daughter wear a short ass skirt at that age...

I know..I know...You probably think he's some homeless dude sleeping...but no no no...he's a deep thinker...in meditation! :-P

Manager at Macy's hard at work...haha

lol my homegirl sent me this. (she supports the Damn, That's Nasty movement!!!). I quote her, "A family thats fat together, stays together"...hahahaa Thanks T.

Yoo..if yall could only see her completely.....*chokes*


What can I say about her ass...that hasnt been said about Afganistan..."bombed out and depleted" lol...whats amazing is that she actually has a man. Someone give homie the noble prize please.

That one scared me that day....haha

AND OUR WINNER IS..........lmfaoooo

I hope no one was TOO offended by these pics...and if you were..allow me to apologize in advance cause there will be much more to come..>:-]

Peace!

Eco-friendly Schlong

Lol I took a trip to the bathroom at work and I saw one of my coworker's "creations".



I guess they wanted everyone to know who's bathroom this belongs to...The Almighty SCHLONG. BOW INFIDELS! lol



I must give props where props are due. Notice, the "green" logo? Pretty eco-friendly. haha

Peace

Allow Me To Re-introduce Myself

My name is E!

I feel as if I've been neglecting this blog big time...No longer really sharing my thoughts...and whatnot. I don't know whether its because I havent had the time...or just havent felt like sharing. Whatever the reason may be, I'm back (more or less). I remember when I first opened this blog, I said that Id introduce myself later on. Oddly, enough..."later on" never came...until now I suppose. So here it is. The basics.

My name is E. I'm 23, going on 24. I'm Dominican, though everyone has always thought I was african american or something (one person constantly accuses me of either being haitian or panamanian. lol.) I love music and reading. Its pretty much the two things that bring me real joy since I kind of dive into it..and either vibe on a really good song...or lose myself in a really good story. Im a great conversationalist, I believe, but I'm probably a lot better online than in person. haha Idk...I think things pretty fast, n my hands just type away...but for some reason I get tongue tied easely. Im trying to change that though...which is tough since I dont really find that many people immediately next to me interesting enough to "chit chat" with O_o Most ppl think I'm anti-social...and....well...they're probably right. Its extremely hard for me to pretend to get along with somoene. And frankly, I dont feel like putting in that kind of effort. haha Plus, I enjoy my personal space. If you've seen all my other posts, you already know that I'm VERY friggin random...my mind can go from funny...to perverted...to just plain offensive (in a semi-funny way) easily.


And...thats me in a kind of incomplete nutshell. lol I'm sure I'll "expose" more of myself later on.


Oh. And...I like porn. :-P

Til next time.


Peace!

Stand By Me

This dude recorded a bunch of different people single their own version of this amazing song and merged it into one mix. It came out so friggin incredible. Check it out!



I love seeing things like this...

Questions & Observations

I just feel like sharing some things I've said to my friends this weekend...as well as throwing some questions out there to em too...Enjoy...i think O_o haha


"You know what? Im curious about this...Are humans the only animals capable of faking an orgasm? I mean, can you imagine a monkey pretending to cum...like going, "eeee...eee....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ee........." then runs off to her own tree branch and tells her girlfriend, 'oh plz...that nigga aint shit...' hahhah"

a valid theory i feel...dont you?!


But wait...there's more!!!!

"You ever notice how when a person gets into a relationship, they put on mad weight...then break up, and suddenly start to look BANGING??? Love & Obesity meng...they go hand & hand. >:-]"

I know I say it in a joking way...but this is actually very true. The reason it happens is that most people take very good care of themselves because they want to look "presentable" for whoever they might meet at any random moment during their "single" days. Its like you're hunting..and your nice ass body is the bait. buuut once you finally capture your "prey" and get to that point where you become comfortable with them...and start to think that they will stay with you regardless of how you look (*sniff sniff* d-d-do you l-l-love me for ME a-a-and not my body???), you stop trying as hard as you did before. So, naturally, you start to let yourself go...that time you used to spend in the gym, is replaced with snuggling up with ya lovah. Then, when things go sour and you find yourself single again...its back to the gym...gotta get yourself ready for the hunt again! :-P




Now...for the question of the day....


At what point during your relationship, is it "okay" for you to fart in front of your bf/gf???

I asked this to my friends this morning and got a bunch of different answers...and I've got to say...I've got some weird f'in friends. haha

Peace!

Stuuuuuuupid

This is so ridiculous....O_O yet....oddly...kinda funny. haha



Peace

WALL OF DEATH!!!

oh man oh man....they are going CRAZY india....O_o




peace!

Train Ride To Work

lol Let me share a text I sent to my friends. It should give you an idea of my morning...

"Yo there's a chinita aqui (chinese girl here) with her kid acting a fool n she cant control em smh...thats why I kinda appreciate my ppl. we whoop our kids assses! Im mad this b*tch hasnt judo chopped him yet...come on! lemme at least see a kung fu death grip or something!"


lmao....yes...thats right.....my friends, BEAT YO KIDS! geez...


Peace

Prediction For the Future??? Ya Think???

I was feeling preachy...so I decided to give my friend a lil "prophecy" of mine. >:-]

"I see this world moving into a phase of conciousness where the most petty things...will be catastrophic....and all because of the next few generations that will take over after us, are total dickfaces. lol im sure...that soon...terrorism n shit like what we see in teh news wont even exist in the same way...im sure a terrorist in the future will just find some ways to fuck with ppl's facebook accounts n watnot....and that'll be enough to start a global conflict lmao"


Am I wrong though? Am I?!

Random Thought

You know what would be some foul/silly shit to do to someone on facebook??? Have an entire conversation with them..lets say..on a photo or watever...and then...suddenly, just delete all the shit u said...so then it just seems (to anyone who goes to that picture) that the person is just talking to him/herself

lmao

Yep. I'm a diabolical GENIUS O_o

Peace!

Just a random thing

I climbed to the top of the mountain
realizing it wasnt all I thought it would be
I chucked myself off the mountain
and now, I'm free.


lol can you tell im bored?

FML (Fuck My Life)

A few of my friends are pretty obsessed with this site. If you havent heard of this yet, its basically a site where a bunch of ppl go on to mini-rant about how crappy their life is...or about an incredibly awkward/shitty thing that happened to them. lol My friend told me to look at it today and I ended up taking a print screen of this one that made us both crack up...



Gooooood tiiiiiimes...lmao

If you want to check out the site go here.

Peace!

Dissing Dominican Women

LMAO My coworker sent me a link to some blog, apparently, that someone put up in '05...Its raelly mean to my people, but because I love cracking on Dominicans too, I couldnt help but laugh my ass off at it...

Check it out here.

Peace!

Can I have Yo number?!

Can I?! Can I?! Huh?! Can I!? O_O







SO LISTEN...can i have yo number? can i have it? can i? can i have it? can you give me yo area code? can i have yo number? can i?

hahahah peace

Thoughts From The Toilet

*I really was sitting on the can when I thought this dammit...


"Hmm...If God and Angels and even Devils truly exist...Might they be watching and laughing at my facial expression when I'm pushing this shit out? O_o creepy...hahaha"




Hey, if we're made in G's image, he might as well be a voyeur too...


Peace!

Distractions

Taken from One Minute Writer: "What is a sure-fire way that you become distracted from the task at hand?"

I think the most effective way to distract me from whatever I'm doing is to start a VERY interesting conversation with me. lol If its interesting enough, chances are I'll completely forget about what I had to do. Good convos are so rare to come by these days...how can I pass such a golden chance up?


Peace

Human Nature!!!

Damn...MJ did his thing when he came out with this song...People loved it so much they HAD to do a cover of it...I think i still have a cover Boys 2 Men did of it...Check out these over covers ppl did...friggin Miles Davis...Stevie Wonder....even John Mayer...>:-] it was all goood

Stevie


John


Miles


You already know I'm vibing today...>:-]

R.I.P Mike!

Peace!

Co-worker's Comeback

Some weirdo was apparently coming in and out of the building. So, they were passing around flyers in the building letting people know not to let any strange people into their offices. So, while I was in the bathroom, my coworker took advantage of this and "modified" the flyer a little bit...



That was posted in the hallway for hoooooours...lmao I didnt even realize it until someone apparently stopped by and was questioning about it. O_o So friggin funny...

Lets see what MY revenge will be like...>:-]


To see what started this, go here.

Peace!

Some Good Advice

Face sitting isnt for everyone...


Peace!

Hardcore Gamer???

LMAO what can i say....I'm a sicko...




GREATEST JOYSTICK EVER!?



I like that she seems to have an appreciation for old school.....LMFAO

Peace

Photoshop Prank!

Yall remember a few days ago, I posted that image that says: "Nothing says love like FISTING"? Well I decided to email that pic to all my coworkers...and this one friggin turd...decides to take that pic and use it for a lil prank..check it out!



I was caught so off guard but it was so friggin funny! And I told em, as usual, "I'm gonna get you"...No one believed me...so I went ahead and did this...



REVENGE MOTHA FUCKA! REVENGE! I couldnt decide whether to do this..or to try to photoshop a turban and a longer beard on him...Maybe next time...>:-]


Peace!

Return To Shake Shack!!!!

We were talking about this for a while! Since last summer, we kept mentioning taking another trip to Shake Shack in Madison Park but things kept coming up and we never did. Today, on some truly random shit, we finally went. We kinda took advantage of the fact that practically everyone else in the office had gone off to Las Vegas for a tradeshow and just went on a lil "field trip" :-P



I had two friggin double burgers and fries!!!! I had already eaten one at this point..insane...I never thought that I would actually struggle eating the second one O_o I'm feeling the after effects even now as I'm writing this...haha



I wonder if I growled at one point while eating this...hahaha



My coworker was so friggin hyped to go. If only I would've taken a pic of her all giddy on the way over lmao classic



Just a random pic of a terrorist getting lunch before going on his mission...LMAO jk jk Nah my other coworker being funky hahah



Overall....GOOD TIMES! Cant wait til this summer...there are plenty other spots we've gotta eat at...

Peace!

In the Spirit Of Valentine's Day...

..Let me just say...







haha Enjoy

Great Way To Start The Day

You wake up. You step outside of your house. Its a bright and sunny day. You take in a breath of fresh air. You turn your gaze towards your neighbors yard. And you see this...
WHAT A GREAT WAY TO START THE DAY!!!!

lol

Peace

How Many Would Rock This?

lol I'd love to see a girl wearing this...My co-worker peeped this in one of the reports we posted this week...fuuuunny...


Peace!

Some Funny Images

I have a huge mental block right now...O_o hopefully I'll come up with a better post later on...But in the meantime, here's some funny pics...(well..i thought they were funny..)








Peace!

I AM YOUR LEADER!!!

LMAO Do you remember when someone posted a vid of a baby saying "I am your leader"? I was in such a silly mood last night, I decided to mimick that shit...lmao too funny...

I AM YOUR LEADER!!!! from Edward Cruz on Vimeo.

Then I took it a step further...

I AM YOUR LEADER PT2 from Edward Cruz on Vimeo.

LMAO Crazy right?!

Peace

Harassing My Coworker

Sooo funny, my coworker ended up having to do someone else's garbage day (which she kinda had no choice, considering she forgot to do her own the other day haha) Instead of taking pics, I decided to bother her by making a video....Enjoy!

GARBAGE DAY!!!! from Edward Cruz on Vimeo.

Good times >:-]

Alice In Wonderland?

Now imagine if Alice in Wonderland had been like this? Think of how many more fans it would have....>:-] Owww!

Peace

The Death of Relationships

I think this marks the official DEATH of relationships (well..at least for those who can afford it...). HAHA This dude presented a "sex robot" that actaully engages the owner in "conversation"...INSANE, right?!


Check out the story here.



Enjoy! >:-]

Interview My Mom

This is the result of boredom and a serious sugar rush. I even threw in a lil bit of my "white boy" voice O_O lmao ENJOY!!!!

What? Work?

Hmm...kinda hard to take a work day seriously when your boss' dog takes a shit, not once, but TWICE in the office...O_o...so with that said...Enjoy some funny pics.

yes my friends...yes....lmao

TOTO HERO!!!! (i play on Guitar Hero. yes yes...)

lol I just liked the fact that its my name on the wall...and it does seem like something I'd say....motherfucker. >:-]

Avatar vs. Pocahontas?! lol tum tum tum...

Peace

"Nothing Gold Can Stay"

Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leafs a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.


Robert Frost


I just felt like sharing that. I feel its a really good poem >:-] Happy New Years! Was I missed? Hmm? Hmm? Hopefully this year will bring us all many joys...(some friggin inspiration!!!)...and fun times!


Peace

The Battle of the Grinches!

haha My friend, Jessica, put up a lil "mean" poem on her status because we were making fun of her xmas cheer....this is what she said:

"I tried to get some damn good Holiday cheer
Then you bitches had to laugh and sneer
So I hope your snow mens melt
You wake up with great big welts
And you realize Santa doesn't exist...

- Jessica Grinch :p"


So then I responded with a little "poem" of my own...

"I'm tired of hanging stockings off of my shelves
And having nightmares of Santa and his gay elves
Beware, all who try to spread their silly holiday cheer
for I shall bombard you with spit balls, if you come near
I don't want any gifts, nor a kiss under the mistletoe
Just a bottle of wine, and maybe a drunk hoe
Preferably with no stds, for they really give me a fright
Merry Xmas to all...I hope Santa skips your house tonight!!!

Edward the REAL grinch >:-]"

haha Silly ain't it?!


Peace

Prank On Coworker

Too funny! My coworker went out to get something to eat and out of pure boredom, I decided to play a tiny "prank" on her. hahah I covered her desk with printing paper...and even did a lil drawing and put it over her Mac screen. hahaha good times. Her reaction was CLASSIC >:-]




Happy Holidays! :-P

Gone Til 2010?!

Yep...I might not be around til 2010. Not because I'm going away or anything, but because my pc is still busted. Today's our last day at work sooo unless this power supply that I just ordered works, I wont be able to post anything haha...Yeah...Im sure all of my -300 readers will be clawing at their scalps in frustration, wondering where I've gone. hahaha....Until then...


Peace

It Don't Mean a Thing (If You Aint Got That Swing)

Its a real shame that mainstream hardly has REAL musicians anymore...Dont get me wrong...there are quite a few really talented folks...But DAMN...not like back then! I think I was born in the wrong era...





The one that Ella Fitzgerald did blew my mind away too...hell..even the original with Duke Ellington was the shit!

Enjoy

Being Mean to Angie

I'm always saying outrageous shit to her...and she seems to friggin LOVE it. :-P

ANGIE!!!: I macked a number
*dances*

me: girls dont mack
lmao
im tired of girls acting like they're in control
fuck faces
did YOU walk up to HIM
and "kick game"
did YOU ask for the number?!
no
u did not
fucker
u just stood there
flicked ur hair
or at least u tried too
but it was so nappy ur fingers got stuck

ANGIE!!!: Lol

me: homeboy saw you struggling to get ur hands free
stopped to ask if u needed help
u cried n said yes
n yall stood there for 20mins trying
but couldnt
so then he was like "ok look...imma go get some tools to help free ya fingers
lemme get ur number so i kno where u at when i get the chainsaw"
hahahaha

ANGIE!!!: U an ass
Hahaha

haha yes. She's right. I AM an asshole. :-)

Peace

Random Fact of the Day

I was watching the history channel before heading out to work....haha Apparently, in the "ancient world", they had this dye that was made from snails...then and still now, its the most valuable thing in the world...2000 dollars for just a gram of it (the process of making it is so complicated n time consuming, hence why its so valuable)...back then only the HIGHEST of the classes would wear it....n even this one emperor was so into wearing it..that they made it illegal for anyone other than him to have it haha...its called Tyrian Purple. >:-]

Peace

Untitled

So...I finished it haha :-P Im not too sure if I ended it well enough..sorry if its no good.



I see cities of flashing lights
that create digital idols for our gods
who faithfully
we worshipped
15 minutes

Streets
populated by walking chimneys
bricks,
slim & thick for bodies
clouds of smoke, their faces
words spewed, cancerous

I see the land
outside our protective bubble
of ignorance and apathy,
a wasteland,
barren,
littered with Fathers, Mothers
Sons, Daughters
Brothers, Sisters
discarded.
Remembered only as characters
in tales of the "black sheep"
to instill the beliefs and fears
of the Norm
within the new bearers
of the Crest.

Legends
Martyrs, I see
born of criminals
Sinners turned to saints
baptized in lead and blood

Tall tales become historical fact
with false Teachers clinching to their manifesto
holding it close to their beating breast with one hand
condemning
pointing a finger to the world
with the other
all the while,
never taking note of the four pointing back at them

I see brittle hearts with cracked surfaces
longing
falling in with fickle moons
convinced they would always see the same Face
another endless cycle

I see a mirror
within, a hypocrite stares out
embittered
longing to bask in the ignorant green
on the other side
envious of the blind
wishing he could not see the world
as I see it.

My observations are these...



Ec 12/21/09



Peace!

Just Writing

This is what happens when I have tons of words floating around in my head. They leak out in these ramblings....I dont know what to think of this really...and I know its unfinished...But here it is anyway.




I see cities of flashing lights
that create digital idols for our gods
who faithfully
we worshipped
15 minutes

Streets
populated by walking chimneys
bricks,
slim & thick for bodies
clouds of smoke, their faces
words spewed, cancerous

I see the land
outside our protective bubble
of ignorance and apathy,
a wasteland,
barren,
littered with Fathers, Mothers
Sons, Daughters
Brothers, Sisters
discarded.
Remembered only as characters
in tales of the "black sheep"
to instill the beliefs and fears
of the Norm
within the new bearers
of the Crest.

Legends
Martyrs, I see
born of criminals
Sinners turned to saints
baptized in lead and blood





I know there's more I can add to it...but the words just wont come out at the moment...:-| Yet another unfinished work of yours truly to add to the list.


Peace

Tiny Mental Spew

haha...I was staring at a blank screen with my hands resting on the keys, and before I knew it, I was typing this:

"I envision sweet, flattering words turning to ash in the mouths of hypocrites. They, then, spew...poisoning all who injest. Vile disease spreading..ensuring that duplicity can never die."


Crazy eh?


Peace!

Just a "Talking Shit" Morning...

I must've woken up in one of those moods to get under people's skin today! haha All morning, I've either been talking shit or just ridiculously sarcastic to people! A few examples...


On my way to work, one of my friends texted me about how she apparently, went to sleep last night around 8 something..and didnt wake up til almost 9am...(it was 8:50 something when she was texting me, so i assume she had just woken up...) and that she was already tired again O_o which made no sense to me...so...I respond:

"You're lazy. Hit yourself repeatedly til you slip into a coma. Get at me in ten yrs when you have some energry. hahaha!" >:-] mean. I know. I know.

After I got to work...my coworker sends a mass email to everyone in the company (except for the bosses) sayint aht she wants to put together some kind of post card and send it to customers with group shots of all of us...So I, not being able to resist, click reply all...and attached photos I had taken of my coworkers taking out the trash. Then, I wrote "memories....light the corner of my mind..." hahahah Someone responds that we "CANT" send pics like that to our customer...n i go (very edward-like): "hey hey hey...i just feel that it would be great to show our customers the softer, more caring side of [[company name omitted]]...To you, it might seem like we're just taking out the trash...but to them...they'll see individuals who CARE about the environment!!!! :-) GO GREEN!"
I'm pretty sure a few of them are quitely hating me right about now...

After that, I was just joking around with my best friend Angie (you notice I talk a lot of shit with her?? haha) and I just came out of no where with this: "u kno what would be kinky for a hispanic to do? have either the guy or the girl dress up in a costume;for the girl,she could dress up in a statue of liberty consume.or if its the guy doing it,have him dress up as "Uncle Sam"...that way,FOR ONCE the hispanics could say that he/she is fucking America, rather than the oth...er way around. VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!! lmfao"

It was so funny, I even added it to my fb status...O_o just to see if anyone would say anything ahaha...


Yes yes. Its one of "those" days.


Peace!

Another Silly Convo

This time, I was talking to my best friend Angie. haha She's starting school soon and was telling me about it...

Angie: Well I have orientation Thursday
for school
then I find out that day my class schedule

me: AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Angie: plus get student id

me: ARE YOU EXCITED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Angie: :-)
Kinda

me: watch you meet some dude at your school now. someone with a FUTURE! fall in love n watnot. cant wait. lol
hopefully someone who speaks proper english
and uses actual WORDS to express himself...n not code numbers O_o (This comment I made is kind of an inside joke about some "gangsters")


Angie: I hope everything turns out good
wtfffffff

me: it will :-D

Angie: lol
hahaha
nah nigga trying to fall back on the dating
lol

me: hahahah
you dont date
lmfao
i have never heard you say "im dating"
ive heard you say "i fucked"
lmaoooo
so u falling back on fucking? hahahahah
:-)
O:-)
dont stab me
its the cookies talking
i swear
kinda
lmao

Angie: HaHaha
U right
I can't stop laughing
omg
lol

me: i wont be a typical spic and swear on any family members...so...how about this..."word to that motha fuckin dog i think i ate when i ordered that chinese food" that its the cookies talking and not me
:-)

It was so funny to her, she friggin "demanded" that I put it on here :-P

Silly Convo

I was having this convo with my coworker online...The backstory to this is: We were talking about how our job is apparently giving many of us the run around with giving health insurance...I know at least one person has it...but idk who else. Personally, I dont feel like dealing with the b.s excuses and whatnot...ESPECIALLY for something that probably wont even cover me that well anyway...So thats why I was telling her that id rather get it on my own...But, because I am how I am, I couldnt resist saying something silly to her! Enjoy!

HER: you should keep pushing them for it

me: nah imma get it on my own

HER: there's no excuse for them to keep giving you the run around

me: during winter vacation, since i'll have the time, i'll get some

HER: ugh but that is so expensive

me: yeeeah

HER: I think you should keep pressing them for it
it would be cheaper if you got it through them than on your own

me: hrm
but what kind of coverage can i really expect
my friend was tellin me that she goes to this place that hooks her up

HER: what place?

me: Church
hahahhah
FAITH HEALING BABY! WHOOO!!!!!
LMFAO

HER: omg
lol
that's hysterical

me: i wanna have some random white dude, in a shiny white tux..hit me on the forehead with his jeweled hand and scream "PRAISE JEEBUS!!!"

HER: and it's FREE

me: and i'll throw myself on the floor twitching
and BAM! healed
:-)

HER: JEEBUS!!!!!!!!!! LOL
DYING
CRYING

me: hahahah

HER: LOL

me: O:-)

Peace!

2nd Childhood

My friend put me on to this song...Nas - 2nd Childhood, if you really listen to what he's saying its craaaazy...Being in NY, I already know of a lot of people who this song could apply to...its a damn shame. s.m.h




Enjoy

Insane Dream

I'm always having vivid dreams...some are actually reoccurring, throughout the years. haha It's insane...when I was younger I had multiple dreams about vampires and whatnot O_o (Most likely because I was soooo into them before!) Last night I had a pretty crazy one though...Here's what I told my friend when I was describing my dream to her:

"oh lmao well it was crazy...ive had that dream before just different details...basically what happened was that zombies or zombie-like people had taken over and i was really locked in my apartment with my mom n two other people n we had guns....n i saw that some kid was riding his bike outside (why, i ahve no clue) n some zombie was about to get him....i had to take a gun with a scope (not sure if it was a sniper rifle) and kill them both..but that gave away our position..so they came charging at my apartment...they ended up breaking in and my mom n someone else was taken :-\.....me n the girl (the other person in our group) ended up escaping through the fire escape...and as the dream progressed, we ended up meeting other people...two people who i actually know in real life..haha and we were just hunting these creatures n trying to stay alive n watnot....towards the end of the dream, the military actually shows up..telling us that some kind of radiation (or heat, idk) that doesnt harm us...was killing the zombies off...so we made it through alright. hahaha"



Crazy right!?

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