Monday, August 3, 2009

First Great Summer Day!

Welp, it was bound to happen. The law of averages say I had to have AT LEAST one really great day this summer; and friday was definitely one of them! Earlier in the week, my coworker, H emailed us about heading out to the Acquarium after work. I hadnt been there in yeeears, so this sparked my curiosity. We left around 2pm (Summer hours, ya know...) and headed out towards Coney Island. I think we got there a little bit after 3, which was perfect, since after 3pm you can pretty much pay whatever you want for a ticket...It was funny, because the minute we got there, my coworker, J, n I starting peeping a bunch of females...I took it a step further and started taking a few pics of people who were PERFECT candidates for my "Damn That's Nasty" collection (part2 coming soon..just thought Id let you know...lol). In any case, it was a fun trip. I took a lot of great shots of what we saw....Check out a few!




Me, H, and J



lol Im a geek.........sometimes...*cool guy pose* Doesnt it look like the shark's trying to sniff me?























Those last 3 were my absolute fav...



At this point, we started heading out...we also noticed it started getting really cloudy and it started to drizzle some...Buuut we were also hungry. So, thats when my coworker, J, suggested we check out one of the best pizza places in NY, called Grimaldi's Pizza. On our way out, I couldnt help but take more shots of random, interesting stuff..lol














If it hadnt started to rain, we probably would've gotten on this....ah well...maybe next time!



This was soo cool...my coworker was teeeeeeeeerrified!



Sooooo, while we were on our way to Grimaldi's, it started POURING...It was insane...I was glad that I had taken my umbrella in my bookbag, cause DAMN...the wind was blowing the water right into our faces...but we considered this a lil bit of lucky, since that woud mean that there wouldnt be that many people waiting on line to get into the pizza place....(I say this, because this place is REALLY f'in popular...there was some lady who visits different restaurants and critiques them. She gave them a great revue, and there are people who visit from all over the country just to go to this friggin place...just 2minutes after getting there, I already knew some people who were standing there, werent from NY..) But, we were wrong! lol, there were already a few people standing outside the door waiting, in this POURING RAIN! Fortunately for us, they let us go ahead of them since they were waiting for someone....They took our order and we just sat there relaxing (even though there was some super gay ass music playing lol) and waiting for our pizza to arrive...which seemed like an eternity, since we were so hungry. It did come faster than I expected, though. And it was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!







There's really nothing bad I can say about the food. It was just friggin great....even this thing called "Antipasto"...some toasted bread, with salami, and mozzarella and roasted peppers, i think it was. Friggin GREAT! It was funny how at the end of it, H immediatedly snatched up the check and started "calculating" what everyone had to pay on her phone. J and I have this "theory" that maybe...juuust maybe...she wanted to make us pay more than her. But I have yet to prove it! (i kid i kid...) The one thing, that irked us all, was when it came time to pay for the food and leave, this grumpy old guy came up to our table and was really hovering over us, trying to rush out of there. I understand that there were a lot of people waiting, and they needed to free up the tables, but there's no reason for dude to be THAT pushy, and that rude with us. O_o When we stepped outside, it was STILL friggin pouring...and there was a HUGE line going back, up until the corner....Talk about popular....lol


I thought that we'd be calling it a day at this point...buuuUUuut H started talking about watching a movie or something...so thats when our other coworker E (just so yall know, there were 4 of us total lol), decided to invite us to her crib. First, we made a stop at Whole Foods, where they stocked up on strawberries...cherries....chocolate brownies...and wine (ooh-la-la, right?). We all got ourselve's pretty comfortable and started watching this french film called "Amelie". I think it came out in 2001. At first, I kind of looked at it like O_o....but after a few minutes, I really got into it..and it turned out to be a pretty good movie.





When the movie ended and we were all getting ready to leave, J and I noticed that our coworker's neighbor (some blankita) was standing by her window in her undies.....lol much to the dislike of our dear coworker, who so graciously invited her to her home (something i dont think she's eeEeEever done with anyone in this place)...I couldnt help, but take a picture of that chick's heiny...lol Sorry.

I must say though....that seemed like the "perfect end to a perfect day". lol


Peace

Thursday, July 30, 2009

I Cant Hate On This....

Dont get me wrong...It's not like I REALLY like this chick....I actually think she's a lil cheesy sometimes...But, I stumbled across this video on someone's blog, and I really cant even hate on it...lol I appreciate people who can play the piano...and this way she did this was interesting to me...






Enjoy

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Messing With Photoshop

Yeah, I've FINALLY gotten back into my "hobby" of playing around with Photoshop, doing tutorials and whatnot. By some miracle, I managed to finish my work early last week, which gave me some time to do some stuff. (Note: my pc and laptop at home arent working soooo I have no choice but to depend on my pc at work for these kinds of things haha)...In any case, check it out!




From a tutorial...its suppose to be a "Star Burst"



The original picture



Made it rainy...:-P



From a tutorial...



My first collage...(imitating a tutorial)



Here, I wanted to try it on my own...lol My friends n coworkers were telling me i should see about photoshoping some chicks into it...I'll see what I can do later...



Feel free to click on em for the full size...



Peace!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Worst I Ever Had LMAOOO

Its about damn time someone did a remix to that "Best I Ever Had" song! LMAO




Enjoy

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Evian Roller Babies!!!

Oh man...The shit ppl come up with for commercials! I was honestly beginning to think that people were running out of hot ideas...and then they come out with this...and that other video I posted. DAAAAAMN!



Tooo funny!

Monday, July 13, 2009

Damn Thats Nasty....

I'm sure that by now, most of my friends already know that I'm a "people watcher"...I can't tell you all the things I just happen to see at the PERFECT moment..lol My only regret is that until now, I never took it upon myself to catch it on camera....welp...No More! Recently, I've been seeing an excess of nasty-looking people....and I decided to take shots of a few of em...haha

On July 4th, I went with my homegirl to Playland, to celebrate her daughter's bday....And believe me, there were TONS of obsese females there! It was unbelievable...there must've only been a handful of females that were mildy attractive...O_O I'm still a bit traumatized...Check it out...



How did she even fit!?


We've got a hippo on one side...and cellulite city on the other. DAAMN...hahah


My homegirl and I were really stumped on this one....She was sitting there with her man next to her...and we were really wondering if it's even physically possible to fuck that....I mean really...O_O


In her defense...she had a kid...so I guess that's her excuse....but what about the other bitches who dont have babies?! huh?! huh?! HUH?! O_o


This one broke my heart...cause her tummy comes out a lil more than her ass...which is...just....ewwwwww lmao....what made it even sadder was the fact that her friend's ass was NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!


I swear...God bless the fuckers who "take one for the team" and actually hook up with chicks like these...lol I think of it as a true test of ones creativity....not to mention bravery...O_O

Peace

Only Celebs. Can Get Away with This!

Too funny...On yahoo.com, there was an article about celebrity nicknames. Basically, when you're too famous, you cant really go around using your real name or you'll get mobbed instantly by the paprazzi or whoever...So to avoid that..many celebrities come out with a bunch of crazy (some times wacky) aliases. In the article they made a list of the more interesting ones...

Click here for the article!

My favorite ones were these:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Since hooking up with Angelina, Brad Pitt really needs to be discreet while traveling, so rather than draw attention with their own names, Brad and Angie have been known to go incognito as Bryce and Jasmine Pilaf. When he's on his own he signs in as Carl Con Carne, while she prefers names like Miss Lollipop or Miss Manners.

George Clooney
Clooney once had fun taunting hotel staff when he signed in as Arnold Schwarzenegger, forcing uncomfortable employees to refer to him by a name they clearly knew was not his.


I think it'd be worth, becoming rich n famous...if only to be able to have a lil fun like that :-P


Peace!

Friday, July 10, 2009

This is OFFICIALLY the coolest f'in commercial...

...that I have seen in the longest time...haha Words cant even describe it...



HOW SICK WAS THAT?!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Just a hot track

I was vibing off this earlier...Thought I'd share it :-P



Peace!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

My take on "Hugs"....O_o

HUGS...hmm...i remember when hugs meant "awww..are u sad? lemme hug you so you feel nice enough NOT to kill yourself"...and now it seems its more like "awww...im not going to see you for 24hrs so let me hug you one last time just in case you step out the door and get killed by 'accident'..." lmao n these bitches squeeze so hard too! thats why I kinda hate hugs sometimes...some ppl hug you n make you feel like you're in a group rehab meeting or something...O_O

So yea...unlss I havent seen you in a WHILE...and genuinely miss you, dont really expect to get a hug from me....It's just no good and awkward as hell sometimes...ESPECIALLY if you appease the person by letting them hug you then they wanna hold on longer than the acceptable amount of seconds... lol sheesh...



Welp..that was my random thought of the moment. Enjoy.


Peace

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

War Coming Soon???

Welp...apparently N. Korea is getting pretty hostile towards the U.S....They flat out threatened that if "we" start another conflict that they'll "wipe us off the face of the Earth" once and for all...Amazing...O_O check out the article on yahoo...


Yahoo! News



Pray it doesnt happen yall! Buuut..if it does..it does. O_o


Peace

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Random Randoms!!!

Because its hot as FUCK in the office...making it hard to really focus...I figured I'd kill a few minutes to share some interest/funny/cool pics I have...


I cant remember where my coworker found this one...I think she was doing research for some presentation she was putting together and stumbled across it hahah















Alright...if you're a sports figure....or rather...any kind of celeb....do NOT let yourself get caught on film with a face like this....O_o do you REALLY want all your fans thinking you just pooped ya'self?





Now for these images below....I was working on a "collection" report at work...ands omeone had sent me a collage...I needed to make an icon using part of the collage...and it had such funny friggin elements in it...me, being a perv, I just couldnt resist doing this...




hahah how wrong do those look!?



Peace

Thursday, June 18, 2009

B-day Gift From My Coworker...

lmao yep...another year's gone by...and Im that much closer to my inevitable demise O_O lol But anyway...we celebrated my bday at the office today...and since im ALWAYS talking about pooping to my coworkers...one of em decided to make me this image hahah



King Poopie

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Convo About Music

I was vibing to this song while talking to my homegirl...

Luther Vandross & Beyonce - The Closer I Get To You


me: hmm
this is a ridiculously nice song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq0D4ByrTgk
its sa that songs like this probably wont come out anymore

HER!!!: oh by luther vandross?
heck no
the age of love died with him

me: yea unfortunately

HER!!!: the closest we might get its ne-yo

me: lol yo i was seriously born in the wrong era
yea u right

HER!!!: LMAO

me: but it seems like a lot of his songs deal with relationship issues

HER!!!: but ne-yos trying

me: i have even really listened to anything recent of his
i think the last song i actually listened to was 'she got her own"
lol

HER!!!: lol

me: n thats just cause my friend kept playing it over n over n over n over N OVER again

HER!!!: lol

me: evolution of music...."making love"....to..."freaking you".....to...."cheating on my girl with some bad bitch in the club"
lmao
now for the female perspective......umm..umm..."love me like i deserve to be loved"....to...."i caught my man cheating".....to......."fuck a nigga I MAKE MAH OWN MONEY"
O_o
lmao
hahahahah

HER!!!: LMAO hahahah
that is so funny

me: O:-) u kno im right lmao

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Random Rant To A Friend

Just felt like sharing...

me: some 17yr old chick was on the news the other day...apparently she was struck by lightning n survived
big whoop...why waste air time with some mullet having hick...who sounds like a boy when she speaks...O_o...AT LEAST impress me with something....shit...say that the lightning gave her super powers or something.. or...or..idk....be like that she sounded more girly before gettin struck by lightning...but then that would just lead to a bunch of fuckers wanting a sex change operation...n figuring that being struck by lightning would be better than payin for horomones to modify their voices

O_o friggin media
lol

SICK Friggin Convo...

hahah Dont read if you're sensitive.....seriously...O_o


MY COWORKER!!!: Oh man
taking a shit for me is like a ritual

ME!!!: hahahah
dont do it
dont u fuckind o it
lol

MY COWORKER!!!: first is the
process of preparing the space
the paper
then comes the process
of seating and taking the bigest shit of ur life
make sure that toilet gets stained
then wipe that ass with the soft tissue
like a baby
then just stand up and feel proud of what u did
then look at urself on the mirror
and be like wow
Im god
then flush that motha fucka
ME!!!: man you go do what you gotta do!
but thats TWICE i destroy that toilet

MY COWORKER!!!: and feel like u let one of ur kids go on the toilet

ME!!!: leaving ppl traumatized
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
i
am
KING
king of the castle
king of the castle
MY COWORKER!!!: then the final step of the ritual

ME!!!: lmao
MY COWORKER!!!: spray that shit without making noise
ME!!!: shit
MY COWORKER!!!: then

ME!!!: u can spray it if u want to
but I am NOT ashamed of my work
thats like.....you just finishing a gangsta ass graffiti tag on a wall
and then painting lil sissy flowers on it
to make it look "pretty"
thats fucking up ART meng
fuck air spray
NATURALESAAAA!

MY COWORKER!!!: lol

ME!!!: shit aint RIGHT til its burning the nostrils
if a person doesnt come out of the bathroom looking like O_O..... i didnt do my job
thats MY ritual
destroy the toilet
then sit back n wait for the unlucky bastard who uses it after MY COWORKER!!!
hahahah

MY COWORKER!!!: lol I dont know man
but our rituals seem to be a little different


lmao crazy right!?

Peace

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Just Felt Like Sharing This...

I'm not sure if I ever mentioned this before...but every time I hear this song, it always puts a huge smile on my face


Lets Call The Whole Thing Off - Ella Fitzgerald


I LOVE classics like this...

Monday, June 1, 2009

Peace... (another one of my literary brainfarts)

Peace - the obliteration of all thine enemies,
'til foolish enough to oppose thy rule
there are none.






*lol its not much. but it was a thought that came to me while i was pooping...:-P dont mind me








Peace

Friday, May 22, 2009

Random Randoms!



I was at some random pharmacy in the city with my coworkers and I glanced at this...It struck me as funny that they actually come out with gender specific laxative...as if it really makes a difference when ya constipated? lmao or maybe what they're trying to say is that they dont want the ladies out there pooping like their men. lmao blowing up toilets n shit...I'd laugh if the person who first came up with this concept was inspired by his gf or wife, who probably dropped a bomb in his bathroom that was 20x more rancid than his own lol Now Im here really wondering if maybe his pride was hurt by it so he's trying to save his fellow men from experiencing the same feeling of utter defeat. HAHAHAH



I dont think I really need to point out why I thought this was funny in so many ways...lol My co-workers and I took a lil stroll in the city yesterday because NOTHING was friggin working...so why sit around right?





We came back to the office and shit still wasnt working so I entertained myself with this shit...lol DO YOU SEE WHAT BOREDOM DOES TO ME?!




Peace

Friday, May 15, 2009

The Eye Of God





I found one of these pics on someone's face book....and was so impressed I googled the "Eye of god" in google and found the other one...ohhh man. :-)
Super Mega Geek Mode.
Peace




Monday, May 11, 2009

Just A Random Thought...

I dont know how these thoughts pop into my head....buuut....I guess thats one of the "gifts" of being bored out your ass at work....In any case, wouldnt it be interesting if, instead of whooping your kids ass whenever he or she acts up, you just sit on their head and fart? lmaooo I mean think about it, if you hit them...sure, it'll hurt that in that instance...but that pain sometimes quickly fades away...and they might soon forget the lesson learned for their lil act of idiocy....HOWEVER, if you really manage to throw a viiiicious fart....im talkin one bad enough to singe the nostrils......that kind of damage (both emotional, and physical) could take YEARS to fix....and they'll certainly think twice before acting a fool.....




:-) imma be such a good friggin dad.....OoOw!


LMAO Peace

Friday, May 8, 2009

Random Randoms...

My coworker was checking out different sites to pull images for a report she was doing...and she found this site and showed me a few images...SOooOoo i went back to the site and picked out a few pics that caught my eye...















Friday, May 1, 2009

Hypocrite? Or Ignorant maybe?

I think I have a bad habit of losing my patience with certain people when they come to me, complaining about how "crappy" their life is...or how frustrated they feel with the way things are...or even just how tired they are of "everything"...I wonder if maybe its that I'm just ignorant to the way that they feel...(even though I really do pride myself on my understanding of just about everyone....which is probably why they come to me in the first place)...and am a lil too quick to judge them and their particular situation....Maybe I'm too quick to think of people as "just another statistic"...O_o...I think I'm letting my overall bad attitude get in the way of, my truly connecting and ACTUALLY helping people now.... At the same time....maybe I'm just a hypocrite....I've been noticing that a lot of the complaints that I've heard from people...are the exact same thoughts that I've had...and yet I lose my patience almost immediately and offer no real words of wisdom....or at LEAST some of sympathy....I dont bother to say, "hey, i feel exactly the same sometimes...I know how you feel". Nada. Its sad really.....perhaps, because I somehow find the resolve to push these thoughts and feelings deep deep dwon, I expect others to do the same and when I see that their incapable of doing such, I dub them as "weak"....which isnt true....cause in a way, it does take some measure of strength to open up, even if just a little bit, to someone else and let them know what it is you're feeling....and thats something I dont do.

soOOoOI guess that makes me a hypocritical, ignorant, sometimes self-righteous, weakling. haha. Isnt that just great?





Peace.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Why I Lack Power...lol

Its funny...I was on the train this morning just checking out females (naturally lol) and I honestly started day dreaming that a world like "Heroes" (that show on NBC about ppl with powers...they give it on mondays for those who are curious...) was real and I kinda imagined what I'd do if, lets say, I had the ability to get into people's minds....and thats when I realized why i am one of those who were born without power... Because of my nature, i would seriously abuse that shit......hahaha i think that if i were in the position of true power, i would be a complete sexual deviant. I mean...picture me being able to control people's minds O_o imagine that...or picture me being king or something....id be another Caligula....without the incest though...:-P


Peace!

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

CLASSIC Office Moment!

Yoooo The people I work with are CRAZY....My coworker (Jaime) was giving another co-worker (Ela) a link to some free site that normally you have to pay for....And our other coworker (Hago's her last name..) Overhears them talking and is asks what it is....Soooo joking around, Jaime goes "oh, I gave her a link to free porn. Now she can watch full-length movies" lol And then Hago comes out with, "So....since our internet is so slow.....will it be.......slow-mo?" LMFAOO That has got to be the COOOOOOOOOOORNIEST shit I've heard in the LONGEST time. hahahah Oh man. I couldnt stop laughing. AND I promised her I'd tell EVERYONE. So, Hago, if ya reading this.....I guess all i can say is...HA HA! lmfao



Peace

Monday, March 30, 2009

My Life As a Hermit....

Yep. Yours truly, became a recluse for a while. SURPRISE SURPRISE! haha...About two weeks ago, my bro & his fiance (now wifey) were giving a lil vacation from the military...They are both stationed in Kuwait right now until the near end of the year...and bro hit me up aboud my mom n i going away with them to D.R. for a week...which is great...but the timing was HORRIBLE...The reason being, that two of my coworkers had already scheduled time off during that week to go off to london....which meant that i would have to stick around and help out with whatever stuff needed to be done..since aside from dude, im kind of the only one who knows which reports go where n how n yadda yadda yadda....Soooo my mom took off....and i was left swamped with work. lol You'd think that id take this opportunity to try to contact every hoochie n skeeze I could find and kidnap em like "Lets play 'House' for a week" but naaaaaaaaaah....I've been so moody/stressed lately that I pretty much took this chance to be totally on my own....i bare spoke to anyone when i didnt have to.....just went to work...did my hours...came home and drift....

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lol i know i know..."why you look so sad eddie?" well im NOT. I just dont smile at all when im alone. thats my REAL face. O_o

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and..no...i didnt really have pjs on...i just put on the shirt cause i was cold. O_o

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Yep...you can tell I hardly ever left my couch. lmao


MODERN DAY HERMIT RIGHT HERE BABY! OoOW.... I DID text my ass off though....thats a given. lol I think my thumbs were the only muscle that actually got a workout that week. hahah now i have to step my "game" up and try to burn off all the calories i accumulated during that time.....a Pizza & Beef Patty diet for a week is NOT a "good look" as some of my "hood" friends say. HAHAHAH :-P


Peace

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Friday, March 6, 2009

Life Without A PC....

Long story short....my pc's busted. (i think its a battery issue)...and a virus wiped out the memory of my laptop.....so.....Edward - Pc = HOMICIDE!!!

haha....Pray for me. Light a few candles.



Peace

Friday, February 20, 2009

MASSIVE Explosion in space!


INSANE! Apparently scientists monitored a massive explosion in space...they say its the largest ever recorded. The explosion is said to have been stronger than that of 9,000 dying suns!

check out the article here....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090219/sc_afp/sciencespaceastronomy

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Why We Make Fun Of White Girls :-)

Yes....yes...its true.




LOL Although this isnt the worse thing I've ever seen.....it's still worthy of being cracked on. yes. yes.

BEAT FREAKS!!!! THEY ARE SO SICK!

YO NO LIE...I GOT SO F'IN HYPED AFTER I SAW EM DANCE TO THIS ON THURSDAY!

Friday, February 13, 2009

T-Pain & Chris Brown - Freeze (Behind The Scenes

I stumbled across this and just thought it was pretty cool footage...check it out!





By the way...DID ANYONE F'IN CATCH THAT CREW DANCING TO THIS SONG ON AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW LAST NIGHT!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT!!!! THEY BLEW MY F'IN MIND WITH THAT PERFORMANCE!!!! I wanna find a GOOD clip of it!


Peace

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Mean ass break up....

lmao check out what i told one of my friends today...

"yo i've always wanted to do something real messed up to a girl before breaking up with her...like lets say im about to dump her...that same day i'll eat a whole lot of chocolate and other junk to mreally mess with my stomach...then i'll go to her crib and take the meanest two hour shit....that'll definitely fuck up their pipes and make em have to friggin get a plumber to fix their toilet...which prolly wont happen for a few days...meanwhile the fumes from my lil brown bomb start to rise and spread around the house chokin everyone. an they're suffering even more cause now they cant even use the bathroom so they prolly have to hold it in til they get to work or school or maybe they're really shameless and they go to their neighbors crib to piss n poop n now the neighbor doesnt like em cause their shit is funkier than the neighbor's is. which is pretty fucked up. soOoOOo i'll just come out the bathroom apologize very politely about atomic dump and will calmly say "bitch its over." and walk out of there. yes. yes. lmfao"



Thats boredom at its finest

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Because I'm a very random and mean person...

My homegirl was telling me that her boss is as "dumb as a brick"...Soooo i come out all silly like..."ACTUALLY i think in some ways...a brick is smarter than some ppl. cause check it....a brick KNOWS its a brick. and doesnt try to be anything else BUT a brick right??? while a lot of humans try to be something their not. lmao thats why u see a bunch of fat girls dressing like they're slim and 15....lmfao and thats why u see a bunch of minorities tryna get bank loans like they're white. it just doesnt work that way."

LMAO

Just thought i'd share that...


Peace!

Friday, January 16, 2009

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

"I Am Your Leader!"

LMAO Check out this f'in video...oh man...

Mircophone Murder!!!

Early Morning Dry Humping?!

LMAO yes...yes...it's true...this morning I'm on the train..and its friggin PACKED! I mean you could barely move...and I don't know...I noticed some chick (at first I thought it was some mexican cause she was shorter than me) but she turned out to be a rican, I guess...and yo she was friggin' pressed up on me...it was so funny cause at first i didn't really pay any mind to it...but whenever the train would jerk or something she'd press her butt up on my pelvis mad hard...and me being a perv (lmfao no shame) i pressed right back. and it got to a point where we were doing that even when the train wasn't bouncing or nada haha so funny....then the train's pulling into our stop...and she friggin' pressed REALLY hard on me before the train doors opened and she ran right the fuck out of there. And I was left there all "excited" and depressed. hahaha


i find it sad how something like that is the "highlight" of my morning LMAO

Peace

Monday, January 12, 2009

Weirdest F'in Dream....


I dont know if you've seen this movie or not...it you have, then you'll get what im talking about...if you havent well, you should see it cause its a funny movie...anyway...the other night i had a dream that i was try to "devirginize" Bridget (LMAO i know i know...weird...)..but it was so f'in strange and awkward..cause just like in the movie...i coulda sworn i heard her friggin voice NARRATING everything that wass going on as we're doing it. lmfaooo i woke up in the middle of the night confused as hell O_o haha so strange....i dont know what could've possessed me to have a dream like that...



Peace!

Thursday, January 8, 2009

This is so f'in RETARDED!

I don't know who did this shit but it's so friggin funny oh man...




Peace!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Just STFU And Enjoy It!

I was on my way to work this morning and I overheard some guy's conversation with some chick, I guess, he was trying to impress with his opinions. It was funny cause he was ranting about music and he brought up Eminem and his topics for songs. Oddly enough, he actually made a decent point about how Eminem basically became famous off of talking a lot insane shit about his mom and his baby mom. He said how now that Eminem ran out of shit to say about his mom, thats why he "retired". lol He would've been fine if he had left it at that. But no no no...dude just HAD to go and bring up race...saying how it was "acceptable" for Eminem to say that but if he had been black or hispanic, "we" would've never tolerated that sort of thing in "our" community...no matter how fucked up our mom is. lol He even went so far as to bring up Tupac, talking about how his mom was a crackhead and all that, yet he STILL came out with the song "Dear Momma". I kinda got a lil tight though. I mean suuure "we" don't make tracks about killing our moms, but what about all the other fucked up ignorant ass shit "we" come out with? For years, "we" have been coming out with a bunch of songs (in both R & B and Hip Hop) that perpetuate the ignorance of our time...ranging from pre-marital sex, affairs with married men/women, cheating, stealing, drug dealing, drug using, objectifying women (had to throw that in there for all you bra burners lol), and violence. Hell, in NY, one of "our" most glorified rappers got famous off of talking about shooting dudes in the head (execution style), robbing pregnant women, and fucking underaged virgins. lol sooooooooo....yeah....Don't go out of your way to criticize any one person for the shit they say....Eminem (along with all these other people) didnt get famous off of what they said..its HOW they said it...They made that shit sound hot. SO...just shut the fuck up and ENJOY IT!



Peace

Monday, January 5, 2009

Something I Did Before...


Eh...I wasn't feeling how it came out too much...i kept fucking up on it....Maybe if I'm bored I'll take another crack at it..

Friday, January 2, 2009

This Video is CRAZY

The track is called "Dance With The Devil" - Immortal Technique. My homegirl sent me this video and its just CRAZY...



This one is just sad...O_o if you follow the song

Middle Aged Females....

Here awake on yet another night of insomnia, I'm watching infomercials lol sad isnt it? Anyway...they're offering one (out of MILLIONS) dvd called "Core Rhythms"...its basically a dance/workout video promising middle aged overweight women that by doing this they'll get the figure they've always wanted...I'm laughing at how foolish some of em look doing this routine. A random thought hit me though....I think its funny (and kind of sad) how there are so many aging females in america that are silly enough to invest into these videos hoping that this will somehow renew the dying spark in their marriage....as opposed to doing the PRACTICAL thing and getting some fucking marriage counseling. hahaha


Peace