lmao check out what i told one of my friends today...
"yo i've always wanted to do something real messed up to a girl before breaking up with her...like lets say im about to dump her...that same day i'll eat a whole lot of chocolate and other junk to mreally mess with my stomach...then i'll go to her crib and take the meanest two hour shit....that'll definitely fuck up their pipes and make em have to friggin get a plumber to fix their toilet...which prolly wont happen for a few days...meanwhile the fumes from my lil brown bomb start to rise and spread around the house chokin everyone. an they're suffering even more cause now they cant even use the bathroom so they prolly have to hold it in til they get to work or school or maybe they're really shameless and they go to their neighbors crib to piss n poop n now the neighbor doesnt like em cause their shit is funkier than the neighbor's is. which is pretty fucked up. soOoOOo i'll just come out the bathroom apologize very politely about atomic dump and will calmly say "bitch its over." and walk out of there. yes. yes. lmfao"
Thats boredom at its finest
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