Tuesday, June 16, 2009

SICK Friggin Convo...

hahah Dont read if you're sensitive.....seriously...O_o

MY COWORKER!!!: Oh man
taking a shit for me is like a ritual

ME!!!: hahahah
dont do it
dont u fuckind o it

MY COWORKER!!!: first is the
process of preparing the space
the paper
then comes the process
of seating and taking the bigest shit of ur life
make sure that toilet gets stained
then wipe that ass with the soft tissue
like a baby
then just stand up and feel proud of what u did
then look at urself on the mirror
and be like wow
Im god
then flush that motha fucka
ME!!!: man you go do what you gotta do!
but thats TWICE i destroy that toilet

MY COWORKER!!!: and feel like u let one of ur kids go on the toilet

ME!!!: leaving ppl traumatized
king of the castle
king of the castle
MY COWORKER!!!: then the final step of the ritual

ME!!!: lmao
MY COWORKER!!!: spray that shit without making noise
ME!!!: shit
MY COWORKER!!!: then

ME!!!: u can spray it if u want to
but I am NOT ashamed of my work
thats like.....you just finishing a gangsta ass graffiti tag on a wall
and then painting lil sissy flowers on it
to make it look "pretty"
thats fucking up ART meng
fuck air spray


ME!!!: shit aint RIGHT til its burning the nostrils
if a person doesnt come out of the bathroom looking like O_O..... i didnt do my job
thats MY ritual
destroy the toilet
then sit back n wait for the unlucky bastard who uses it after MY COWORKER!!!

MY COWORKER!!!: lol I dont know man
but our rituals seem to be a little different

lmao crazy right!?


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