Since I find myself in one of those moods, let me share some pics I've found...Im deeeeeefinitely going to put this up on facebook...I already know some of my "friends" will get a lil irked by these. >:-] Can't wait.
Please. Be mad. >:-]
Thursday, December 3, 2009
On My Darkest Days (Thursday's Truth)
Because I am a cynic and sarcastic and just plain twisted, on my darker days, I seek to offend. I try to find the perfect blend of humor and meaness and just toss it out there. Then I sit back and twirl my thumbs, musing over who just might get their panties in a twist (ive always loved that phrase) over what I just said, and or posted. :-P I was at my worse when I spent time on myspace...Id post some of the most outrageous, offensive bulletins...but itd be sooooo funny (To some). And thats how I met my,now, best friend. haha good times.
Since I find myself in one of those moods, let me share some pics I've found...Im deeeeeefinitely going to put this up on facebook...I already know some of my "friends" will get a lil irked by these. >:-] Can't wait.
Please. Be mad. >:-]
Since I find myself in one of those moods, let me share some pics I've found...Im deeeeeefinitely going to put this up on facebook...I already know some of my "friends" will get a lil irked by these. >:-] Can't wait.
Please. Be mad. >:-]
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Undercover Fat Face
Haha yeah. My friend calls me an "undercover fat face" whenever I tell her that I'm eating any kind of junk food. She says undercover cause I'm always publicly ranting about working out and trying to eat healthy...meanwhile, I might binge on chocolate for a weekend. hahah This weekend was no exception! I, on a whim, bought two bags of Reese Mini cups and proceeded to devour it...(Im waiting for the pimples...damn..) When I was eating em, I had the random idea of just taking wrappers and wrapping them around eachother to make a ball...every time I'd finish a cup, I'd just keep adding it to the ball. haha Last night I finished the last of the second bag and completed it.
So here ya go...Proof of my "fat-facedness" :-P
Peace!
So here ya go...Proof of my "fat-facedness" :-P
Peace!
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Only In America!
Now, my friends know how much I love talking shit about my "beloved" country. lol However, to prove that I am not completely unpatriotic...Allow me to dedicate this post to this "great" nation....
Only in America ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America ... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in America ... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke.
Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put, our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we will not miss a call from someone we did not want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America ... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
God Bless America.....O_o lmfaooooo
Peace!
Only in America ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America ... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in America ... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke.
Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put, our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we will not miss a call from someone we did not want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America ... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
God Bless America.....O_o lmfaooooo
Peace!
Monday, November 30, 2009
Jeff Beck - A Day In The Life
Last night they gave the 25th Anniversary of Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Im mad I missed most of it, cause there were some really big names performing and jamming together! Im going to try to find it online...(cross ya fingers!) In any case...I stumbled on a performance by this dude Jeff Beck...who was doing a cover of one of my favorite Beatles songs..(A Day in the Life)...I tried to find the performance he did last night but couldnt. This vid I found was a great one though. Enjoy!
Peace!
Peace!
Gobble Gobble?
Hello! I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving! I friggin stuffed my face. >:-] Thanksgiving is truly the only holiday that I actually like! Ever since I was little, I'd always get super excited for it. I even have this really silly (well stupid actually) "tradition" that I, SOMEHOW, came up with as a kid...When I was little, I was under the impression that if I dont eat at all during the day, I would build this HUGE appetite, which would allow me to consume even more food at dinner time. hahah weird eh? (obviously, as a kid, I had no idea about gas build up and whatnot...haha). And even though its a major pain to me now (since Im working out more consistently, my appetite is even bigger now), I still keep to that silly tradition of mine...haha Oh, and I also become super anti-social...but only because my greedy ass wants to have all the food to myself. >:-] Since it was just going to be my mom and I, she decided to only make half a turkey...lol she even bought this new pan with something else that was suppose to hold the turkey up..buuuuuut she got the size wrong so she had to improvise...The turkey didnt look as "presentable" as it had in previous years....but it was still so friggin good!!!! Check it out!
It was pure heaven for me...My only regret was is that...One, I ate waaay too fast....and Two, that my Bro nor my dad were here to have dinner with us....Maybe next year!
The next day, to our surprise, we received a fedex package. It said that it was sent from our bro. But it was really from his wife. She had been sent to egypt (they're both in the military...currently deployed)...And she sent us this...
Isnt it friggin COOL!? Its made on papyrus...a picture of a scarub (i believe thats what its called)...and she had them write my name (on the left) and my mom's name (on the right) in hieroglyphs! Yall should've seen the look I had on my face. Complete GEEK-MODE! hahah I was all wide-eyed and smiling...especially when I was staring at the figures, translating it. Soooooooooooo friggin cool! I wasted no time getting it framed and putting it up on the wall >:-]
In my whitest voice...I looked at my mom, smiled and said "COOLEST GIFT EVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!" hahahah
Peace!
My mom sure loves her salad!
"Moro de guandules", is what this is called. I love it!!!!
Pastelillos!!!!! So friggin good...she made 10 that were of grounded chicken...and 10 that were grounded beef. an AMAZING combo with the rice n turkey!
Lol I know the turkey looks used and abused...my mom cooked it upside down for some odd reason...n couldnt flip it back for the pic O_o hahahah it tasted GREAT though!
DINNER TIME!!!!!
It was pure heaven for me...My only regret was is that...One, I ate waaay too fast....and Two, that my Bro nor my dad were here to have dinner with us....Maybe next year!
The next day, to our surprise, we received a fedex package. It said that it was sent from our bro. But it was really from his wife. She had been sent to egypt (they're both in the military...currently deployed)...And she sent us this...
Isnt it friggin COOL!? Its made on papyrus...a picture of a scarub (i believe thats what its called)...and she had them write my name (on the left) and my mom's name (on the right) in hieroglyphs! Yall should've seen the look I had on my face. Complete GEEK-MODE! hahah I was all wide-eyed and smiling...especially when I was staring at the figures, translating it. Soooooooooooo friggin cool! I wasted no time getting it framed and putting it up on the wall >:-]
In my whitest voice...I looked at my mom, smiled and said "COOLEST GIFT EVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!" hahahah
Peace!
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Bathroom "Experience"
This is something I told my coworker a few moments ago...I was COMPELLED to share...
A very interesting experience i would like to describe to u.....i went to the bathroom...and idk who it was that went there before me (maybe the intern..idk) but, I noticed that whoever, let the air in that bathroom feeling pretty warm...O_o
what was even more interesting was when i looked into the toilet..n saw that the water was kinda bubbly too....so i am left to assume that watever was dropped in there...pretty toxic. :-P
Right before i left the bathroom, i noticed that the air was no longer feeling as warm as it was when i entered...soooo.....i contributed to it, just a lil bit O:-)
haha she read all that and called me "sooo gross" :-P
Peace!
A very interesting experience i would like to describe to u.....i went to the bathroom...and idk who it was that went there before me (maybe the intern..idk) but, I noticed that whoever, let the air in that bathroom feeling pretty warm...O_o
what was even more interesting was when i looked into the toilet..n saw that the water was kinda bubbly too....so i am left to assume that watever was dropped in there...pretty toxic. :-P
Right before i left the bathroom, i noticed that the air was no longer feeling as warm as it was when i entered...soooo.....i contributed to it, just a lil bit O:-)
haha she read all that and called me "sooo gross" :-P
Peace!
Gone til Monday!
I just wanted to take a moment to wish everyone a very happy Thanksgiving. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I plan to! :-)
And before I disappear...let me leave you with a thought that popped in my head while I was in the shower last night..
"Everyday life is a struggle...it seems its all a juggle...between personal and business...good and evil... selfish impulses and that which is meaningful..." -- Ec.
Peace!
And before I disappear...let me leave you with a thought that popped in my head while I was in the shower last night..
"Everyday life is a struggle...it seems its all a juggle...between personal and business...good and evil... selfish impulses and that which is meaningful..." -- Ec.
Peace!
Monday, November 23, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Thursday's Truths
And so...Here's another truth about me...which I think I'm just now discovering, really...
I don't know what is it that leads me to become attracted to some people...when thinking about it logically, I really shouldn't be...What makes it so hard for me to understand a lot of the feelings I have, is the fact that I dont know if its real attraction or if its just a product of my lonliness. O_o And this scares the shit out of me causing me to not want to make a full commitment to anything...always wondering if it'll just be a big mistake...and if i'll just end up hurting them.
Peace!
I don't know what is it that leads me to become attracted to some people...when thinking about it logically, I really shouldn't be...What makes it so hard for me to understand a lot of the feelings I have, is the fact that I dont know if its real attraction or if its just a product of my lonliness. O_o And this scares the shit out of me causing me to not want to make a full commitment to anything...always wondering if it'll just be a big mistake...and if i'll just end up hurting them.
Peace!
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Because I'm Bored...
...And I really didnt have anything truly significant to post...I figured I'd just say a lil convo I was having with my best friend...haha Its not that bad...we actually get A LOT worse than this..O_o
me: go goyaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
her: Weppppppppaaaaaaaaaaa
me: if i ever meet a girl
who's totico tastes like goya
im gonna wanna have her with every meal
her: Ayyyyyyyyyy
me: breakfast? 2 eggs on a roll with a side order of toto
lunch? oven baked chicken breast, peas, and toto for dessert
dinner. im on a diet. so. lemme just eat toto
LMAO
HAHAHAHAH
her: Omfg lol
I want sex
Im sooooo horny right nw
Idk y
me: i know why
cause u keep thinking about me
lmao
her: I think that's what it is [[She was being sarcastic]]
me: damn right. i dont blame u. if i were u, id think of me and get horny too. its ok.
Yeeeeeeeeeah. :-P good times.
Peace!
me: go goyaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
her: Weppppppppaaaaaaaaaaa
me: if i ever meet a girl
who's totico tastes like goya
im gonna wanna have her with every meal
her: Ayyyyyyyyyy
me: breakfast? 2 eggs on a roll with a side order of toto
lunch? oven baked chicken breast, peas, and toto for dessert
dinner. im on a diet. so. lemme just eat toto
LMAO
HAHAHAHAH
her: Omfg lol
I want sex
Im sooooo horny right nw
Idk y
me: i know why
cause u keep thinking about me
lmao
her: I think that's what it is [[She was being sarcastic]]
me: damn right. i dont blame u. if i were u, id think of me and get horny too. its ok.
Yeeeeeeeeeah. :-P good times.
Peace!
Monday, November 16, 2009
Mr. Cool
Jim Jones sampled this track when they did "We Fly High"...
It really IS cool..hahah to me anyway
It really IS cool..hahah to me anyway
Friday, November 13, 2009
Friday Fiction: Accident
One of my fav. blogs is "The One-Minute Writer" (click here). Today's prompt was to write a short short story with "Accident" being the theme. I realized that I hadnt written any kind of short story in a LONG time and I wanted to give it a shot. So there it is...Let me know what you think!
"WHAT?!" She stared back at me, a glimpse of tears appearing in the corner of her eyes. I already knew that these were tears of frustration and anger, not sadness. "What did you just call me?" I laid there in bed, still trying to grasp what had just happened. As my senses started to come back to me, I saw that she had already hopped out of bed and was looking for her clothes. I glanced at the clock, hanging on the wall a few feet away. "Baby, its 4am...Come back to bed. I didnt mean it..." She shot mean glance back to me and finished buttoning up her blouse. I thought to myself how amazingly fast a female can put her clothes on when she's angered. "Don't you 'Baby' me! I'm out of here!", she screams before marching out of the bedroom. I sighed loudly and jumped out of bed and run after her. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to call you..." She interrupts me by giving me the finger. And continues walking towards the front door of my apartment. How could this be happening? The evening started out so well; dinner, dancing, a few drinks. We went back to my place. I put on some slow jams to set the mood. One thing led to another and we found ourselves in my bedroom. How is it that just a little accident could have ruined it all? "Can you please stop? Lets talk about this." She opened the door and stopped for a moment, as if to be contemplating on whether or not she should really leave. Then, apparently coming to a decision, she turned and said, "No screw you! My name's not Susan!" She slammed the door, leaving me standing there naked in the dark. Funny how cold an apartment can feel when your woman leaves you. "Time to call Susan"
Peace!
"WHAT?!" She stared back at me, a glimpse of tears appearing in the corner of her eyes. I already knew that these were tears of frustration and anger, not sadness. "What did you just call me?" I laid there in bed, still trying to grasp what had just happened. As my senses started to come back to me, I saw that she had already hopped out of bed and was looking for her clothes. I glanced at the clock, hanging on the wall a few feet away. "Baby, its 4am...Come back to bed. I didnt mean it..." She shot mean glance back to me and finished buttoning up her blouse. I thought to myself how amazingly fast a female can put her clothes on when she's angered. "Don't you 'Baby' me! I'm out of here!", she screams before marching out of the bedroom. I sighed loudly and jumped out of bed and run after her. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to call you..." She interrupts me by giving me the finger. And continues walking towards the front door of my apartment. How could this be happening? The evening started out so well; dinner, dancing, a few drinks. We went back to my place. I put on some slow jams to set the mood. One thing led to another and we found ourselves in my bedroom. How is it that just a little accident could have ruined it all? "Can you please stop? Lets talk about this." She opened the door and stopped for a moment, as if to be contemplating on whether or not she should really leave. Then, apparently coming to a decision, she turned and said, "No screw you! My name's not Susan!" She slammed the door, leaving me standing there naked in the dark. Funny how cold an apartment can feel when your woman leaves you. "Time to call Susan"
Peace!
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Thursday's Truths #1
Welp..Im going to try something "new". haha I put it in quotes cause I'm sure someone else has prolly done this...But anyway, Im going to try to add a lil "theme" to thursdays, where at the beginning of every Thursday, i'll share one "true" fact about me, my ideas, and/or beliefs. I'll try my best not to repeat myself...and I'll try my very best not to contradict what I say! (although, i think thats pretty tough to do..especially when ideas constantly change and "evolve" as one is exposed to new, mind boggling things..)
So here we go!
I sometimes like to let people assume things about me, because I feel like whatever it is they assume about me, my personality, or even the way I live is far more interesting than the truth. This sucks because sometimes they get attracted to that assumption, and thats when I have to back away from them. I dont want to deal with them realizing I'm not as "cool" as I allow them to think I am. haha...
Peace!
So here we go!
I sometimes like to let people assume things about me, because I feel like whatever it is they assume about me, my personality, or even the way I live is far more interesting than the truth. This sucks because sometimes they get attracted to that assumption, and thats when I have to back away from them. I dont want to deal with them realizing I'm not as "cool" as I allow them to think I am. haha...
Peace!
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
The Not-so Subtle Difference between Men & Women
"Men look through your fridge, just to see whats in there to possible eat. Women look through your phone to see how many females she needs to worry about you possibly sleeping with. hahahahaha"
I had overheard a mini-convo going on in the office. My coworker was telling our boss about something that apparently all men do. So...I decided to add in my two sense :-P
Peace!
I had overheard a mini-convo going on in the office. My coworker was telling our boss about something that apparently all men do. So...I decided to add in my two sense :-P
Peace!
Dont Get Mad At Me For This One!!!
But I couldnt resist putting this up...its just too funny to me...
Butterflies
I was pretty surprised to find this in Acapella...Say what you will about MJ's personal life...But it cant be denied that dude was INCREDIBLY talented...Its just a shame that most ppl let themselves be so caught up with the shit they said about him in the news..that they couldnt fully appreciate many of the songs in his later albums...
The actually song is Butterfly (remix) ft. Eve.
Enjoy!
The actually song is Butterfly (remix) ft. Eve.
Enjoy!
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Remember When They Spoke English?
...I can still remember...more or less. It was way way back...long before they said "innernet"....or "intanet"....or "innenet"....It was during that Golden Age..for which we have long since fallen away....when they used to walk straight and raise their voices in a clear, presentable manner...and they would say...INTERNET.
Can we TRY to get back to that? Say it with me..."In-ter-net"....see? you can do it....
lol Just an observation, is all!
Peace!
Can we TRY to get back to that? Say it with me..."In-ter-net"....see? you can do it....
lol Just an observation, is all!
Peace!
Paying Debts With a DRAWING!?
LMAO! Yo this has got to be one of the funniest things I've seen...well..today anyway :-P
Its sooo stupid! They keep going back n forth...See the rest of it here!
Peace!
Its sooo stupid! They keep going back n forth...See the rest of it here!
Peace!
Blog Personality
I went to P.T's blog (HERE!!!) and saw that she took a blog personality quiz. Its only really 3 questions...but oddly enough...it seemed pretty accurate..O_o lol My Results:
Crazy eh? I remember when I had 0 followers....Id start my blog entry address my "-300" readers. hahaha...Good times...
Peace!
Your Blogging Type is Pensive and Philosophical |
 You blog like no one else is reading... You tend to use your blog to explore ideas - often in long winded prose. Easy going and flexible, you tend to befriend other bloggers easily. But if they disagree with once too much, you'll pull them from your blogroll! |
Crazy eh? I remember when I had 0 followers....Id start my blog entry address my "-300" readers. hahaha...Good times...
Peace!
Monday, November 9, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
Funky Icons
One of the things I do at my job is make icons for various reports that get posted...I did an icon a week or two ago..but apparently it was from an incorrect store and had to change it...Luckily, I got to have some fun because when I was searching for a suitable image, I found a few that would've been CLAAAAAAASSIC to use....check em out!
Craaaaazy right?! I ended up using the "conserve water" one since that one probably wouldnt cause someone to throw a bitch fest...not to mention cost me my job...O:-) But one can dream, can't they?
Peace!
Peace!
Legs. I Can't Help It.
A nice revelation this morning...Well...more like a confession really. I. Love. Legs. I just cant help it. Im on the train this morning...and though it was really cold, that didnt stop a couple of females from coming out in some skirts (praise jeebus!)...Some were out with their legs bare...a few had some see-through stockings...little designs and whatnot...I was going mad! (Not fanatically...foaming out the mouth mad...but..yeah..haha). I just couldnt stop staring. Right around the ankles...my eyes just slowing following their smooth curves upward. It was crazy! That's when I really had to admit it to myself. Im crazy for legs. I don't think that its even that Im being a sexual deviant or anything (even if Im a major perv...)...I just feel that a woman's legs are like paths to her Eden...
And who doesnt want find paradise? owWwW!!! lmao
Peace!
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Leave Some For The Imagination
I couldnt help but post this too...
...but DAMN! As much as my unmentionables are agreeing with this picture...You GOTTA save some for the imagination mama...
Peace
...but DAMN! As much as my unmentionables are agreeing with this picture...You GOTTA save some for the imagination mama...
Peace
What?! An Award!?
Daaaamn! Totally unexpected! I was nominated by :::the.kisser:::Thanks mama! And you already know I have to nominate you back! You keep blowing my mind away with some of the things you write about :-)So here we go!
The honest scrap award rules:
1. present the award to seven bloggers whose blogs you find brilliant in content and/or design or who have encouraged you.
2. tell those seven people that you have given them the Honest Scrap Award.
3. share ten honest things about yourself.
And I "is" nominating:
-- :::the.kisser:::
-- x3bittersweet
-- Sarah
-- Lorean Ashli
-- Robyn
-- Jana
-- astoldbrody
10 Honest things about me...
-- I can be VERY sarcastic at times
-- I sometimes flirt without really thinking things through
-- At times, I feel really self-concious about my body and the way I look.
-- I've lost sleep many nights, just laying in bed contemplating sh*t for HOURS
-- I have this uncontrollable urge to make ppl happy (either making em laugh..or trying to figure out why they're sad...)
-- I love scary movies but I cant f'in stand GHOSTS! Shit freaks me out sometimes..haha
-- I'm extremely perverted...
-- Perfect night for me would just be watching a movie, cuddling up...oWwWw
-- I dont know whether I like to be alone..or if Im just used to it. O_o
-- I have a habit of staring at people's teeth when they talk to me. haha
So there it is...
Peace!
Dedicated to My Brother...
Just.....trying to show my love for my dear dear old brother..............
Take that fuck face!
Peace!
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Election Day Joke
Im feeling really corny right now...so here's a stupid joke...
She told me she got caught having sex in the poll booth. When they asked her what she was thinking, she said she's always wanted to get into politics. lmaooooo
An EC "original" right there. :-P
Peace!
She told me she got caught having sex in the poll booth. When they asked her what she was thinking, she said she's always wanted to get into politics. lmaooooo
An EC "original" right there. :-P
Peace!
False Promises
God damn the mind
that controls these hands
to manipulate these keys
a text
instant message
spouting words ands phrases
into that electronic abyss
which spills out
before hopeful eyes
that sends the mind spinning off
into a dream
heart fluttering
skipping beats
never once contemplating
the soon-to-come confrontation
bringing to light a revelation
that "I didnt mean it".
Ec 11/03/09
*That is something I have to stop...especially when i flirt...I tend to flirt without thinking..and its only way after words have been said, that I stop to think about the possible consequences...which is usually what I just described...
Peace
that controls these hands
to manipulate these keys
a text
instant message
spouting words ands phrases
into that electronic abyss
which spills out
before hopeful eyes
that sends the mind spinning off
into a dream
heart fluttering
skipping beats
never once contemplating
the soon-to-come confrontation
bringing to light a revelation
that "I didnt mean it".
Ec 11/03/09
*That is something I have to stop...especially when i flirt...I tend to flirt without thinking..and its only way after words have been said, that I stop to think about the possible consequences...which is usually what I just described...
Peace
Texting Tuesday?!
lol Dont worry...this isnt going to be a "weekly" thing..haha I just felt like today I sent some particularly funny texts to my friends....:-P
me: "una morena aqui hablando mierda en el telefono about some vieja that bumber her n she talking LOUD about how the lady was lucky the morena's prego cause if not, they'd be fighting...what i found hilarious is she said "thats why ppl think black ppl ghetto"...meanwhile she's talking loud and cursing sounding ignorant...ironic much?"
I got mad, listening to her talk...cause if yall had heard how she sounded...s.m.h I hate ppl who willfullly justify stereotypes like that...
me: u wouldnt believe this...i was on the treadmill this morning..(first time in YEARS i ever ran on a treadmill. lol) n i was just running at a decent pace...then this mexican chick starts running next to me...n i noticed she kept checking out the speed i was going at...n it was like she was friggin competing with me. lmao in the end we were both friggin sprinting on that motha fucka. hahaha but i was already tired from the rest of my workout so i put a stop to it after 15mins. hahah f that
Am I the only one who noticed that I seemed to have NOOO problem saying "motha fucka"...but then decided to say "f that" in the end? O_o hahaha
her: i broke up with him
me: how'd he take it
her: he didnt like it
me: u're so fuckin funny how u answer me sometimes. i swear........i ask this cunt..."how'd ya man take you dumping him?" n wat does this cunt say? "he didnt like it"...like, WOOOOOOW, really?! he didnt like it?! REEEEALLY?! like thats suppose to be surprising or unexpected to me or something. wtfffff maaaaaaaaaaaaaan. hahahahah oh sure, i was really sitting here thinking there was some possible chance that he just might LOVE the fact that you're dumping him. like he was really gonna say "gee angie...I think thats a GREAT idea!"
lmaoooooooo asshole
her: hahahahahahahahah
This is why I have all this love for my homegirl...I can come out soooo stupid like that and she'll just laugh cause she knows I dont mean it :-) GOOD TIMES!
Peace!
me: "una morena aqui hablando mierda en el telefono about some vieja that bumber her n she talking LOUD about how the lady was lucky the morena's prego cause if not, they'd be fighting...what i found hilarious is she said "thats why ppl think black ppl ghetto"...meanwhile she's talking loud and cursing sounding ignorant...ironic much?"
I got mad, listening to her talk...cause if yall had heard how she sounded...s.m.h I hate ppl who willfullly justify stereotypes like that...
me: u wouldnt believe this...i was on the treadmill this morning..(first time in YEARS i ever ran on a treadmill. lol) n i was just running at a decent pace...then this mexican chick starts running next to me...n i noticed she kept checking out the speed i was going at...n it was like she was friggin competing with me. lmao in the end we were both friggin sprinting on that motha fucka. hahaha but i was already tired from the rest of my workout so i put a stop to it after 15mins. hahah f that
Am I the only one who noticed that I seemed to have NOOO problem saying "motha fucka"...but then decided to say "f that" in the end? O_o hahaha
her: i broke up with him
me: how'd he take it
her: he didnt like it
me: u're so fuckin funny how u answer me sometimes. i swear........i ask this cunt..."how'd ya man take you dumping him?" n wat does this cunt say? "he didnt like it"...like, WOOOOOOW, really?! he didnt like it?! REEEEALLY?! like thats suppose to be surprising or unexpected to me or something. wtfffff maaaaaaaaaaaaaan. hahahahah oh sure, i was really sitting here thinking there was some possible chance that he just might LOVE the fact that you're dumping him. like he was really gonna say "gee angie...I think thats a GREAT idea!"
lmaoooooooo asshole
her: hahahahahahahahah
This is why I have all this love for my homegirl...I can come out soooo stupid like that and she'll just laugh cause she knows I dont mean it :-) GOOD TIMES!
Peace!
Another Poetic Brainfart
Why..oh why...am I trying to rhyme?!
entertaining thoughts i should not be entertaining
clouded eyes, cant see the sun
in my mind its always raining
convinced that happiness is reserved only for those "made men"
who lie, cheat, steal, and willfully dine with satan
And there it is folks..hahah...personally I dont like it. And i probably wont even complete it. I just felt like throwing that out there. Because, really..its what I think at times. :-P
Peace!
entertaining thoughts i should not be entertaining
clouded eyes, cant see the sun
in my mind its always raining
convinced that happiness is reserved only for those "made men"
who lie, cheat, steal, and willfully dine with satan
And there it is folks..hahah...personally I dont like it. And i probably wont even complete it. I just felt like throwing that out there. Because, really..its what I think at times. :-P
Peace!
Monday, November 2, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
Posting from phone
I have no pc at home for now....and I was really wondering if I could try my luck at posting from my phone....haha...seems like its doable...yet VERY uncomfortable.....tisk tisk tisk....guess i'll need to wait til monday to say whats on my mind!
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
M.C. Esher
This is pretty cool...
I stumbled on a site that had more images of this artist...Check it out!
http://universoescher.wordpress.com/
Peace!
I stumbled on a site that had more images of this artist...Check it out!
http://universoescher.wordpress.com/
Peace!
18 Lines of Me
I went to one of my friends' blogs: http://kissthepen.blogspot.com/ and I saw this...Of course, I was COMPELLED to steal it. :-P
:1: MY EX- is one of the few people who can say they are kinda sorta maybe quite possibly CLOSE to potentially "knowing" me. (is that sad?)
:2: MAYBE I SHOULD - bitch slap everyone within a 5ft radius of me
:3: I LOVE - being a perv, reading, and "people watching" haha
:4: PEOPLE WOULD SAY THAT I'M - a good listener
:5: I DON'T UNDERSTAND - anyone anymore...O_o
:6: WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING- I wonder wtf my dream was about lol
:7: I LOST- my mind...and my faith in people O_o
:8: LIFE IS FULL OF- stupid ass ignorant people..or maybe thats just NY???
:9: MY PAST IS - CONSTANTLY being replayed in my mind..its like a bad movie I cant press stop, eject to. O_o
:10: I GET ANNOYED WHEN- invade my personal space!!!!
:11: PARTIES ARE- are kinda pointless to me...O_o
:12: I WISH- i could redo this life over
:13: DOGS- must wanna kill themselves when their owners dress em up in gay ass outfits then take pictures of em O_O
:14: CATS- are friggin ASSHOLES sometimes. lol
:15: TOMORROW- i will be doing the same shit im doing today....O_o
:16: I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE- for ignorant people
:17: IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS- I find away to make another million....then id f'in leave! >:-]
:18: IM TOTALLY TERRIFIED- of somehow being terribly wrong about something i've thought/said....But at the same time, thatd be kinda funny in an ironic way. haha
Peace
:1: MY EX- is one of the few people who can say they are kinda sorta maybe quite possibly CLOSE to potentially "knowing" me. (is that sad?)
:2: MAYBE I SHOULD - bitch slap everyone within a 5ft radius of me
:3: I LOVE - being a perv, reading, and "people watching" haha
:4: PEOPLE WOULD SAY THAT I'M - a good listener
:5: I DON'T UNDERSTAND - anyone anymore...O_o
:6: WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING- I wonder wtf my dream was about lol
:7: I LOST- my mind...and my faith in people O_o
:8: LIFE IS FULL OF- stupid ass ignorant people..or maybe thats just NY???
:9: MY PAST IS - CONSTANTLY being replayed in my mind..its like a bad movie I cant press stop, eject to. O_o
:10: I GET ANNOYED WHEN- invade my personal space!!!!
:11: PARTIES ARE- are kinda pointless to me...O_o
:12: I WISH- i could redo this life over
:13: DOGS- must wanna kill themselves when their owners dress em up in gay ass outfits then take pictures of em O_O
:14: CATS- are friggin ASSHOLES sometimes. lol
:15: TOMORROW- i will be doing the same shit im doing today....O_o
:16: I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE- for ignorant people
:17: IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS- I find away to make another million....then id f'in leave! >:-]
:18: IM TOTALLY TERRIFIED- of somehow being terribly wrong about something i've thought/said....But at the same time, thatd be kinda funny in an ironic way. haha
Peace
Friday, October 23, 2009
Amazing Sand Drawing
This is so incredible....
Video Description:
"Kseniya Simonova is a Ukrainian artist who just won Ukraine's version of "America's Got Talent." She uses a giant light box, dramatic music, imagination and "sand painting" skills to interpret Germany's invasion and occupation of Ukraine during WWII."
Enjoy!!!
Video Description:
"Kseniya Simonova is a Ukrainian artist who just won Ukraine's version of "America's Got Talent." She uses a giant light box, dramatic music, imagination and "sand painting" skills to interpret Germany's invasion and occupation of Ukraine during WWII."
Enjoy!!!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Messing With Photoshop Again
I found some time after work to play around with some tutorials...I think these came out great!
My comic book debut! lol
The Original:
Lets see what else I can do...
Peace!
My comic book debut! lol
The Original:
Lets see what else I can do...
Peace!
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Tarnished
They wait
ever so patiently waiting
'til the sand of the hour glass begins to distress
patience giving way to desperation
as they claw at strangers
screaming words
"love me! love me!"
unconsciously, a euphemism
for another, far less appropriate
once delicate damsels
now devoted to decadence
destined to decay deserted
'tis a fitting end for those
jewels, once so resplendent
now so tarnished by time
life
reality
Ec 10/05/09
I'm an observer. 'nuff said. O_o
Peace!
ever so patiently waiting
'til the sand of the hour glass begins to distress
patience giving way to desperation
as they claw at strangers
screaming words
"love me! love me!"
unconsciously, a euphemism
for another, far less appropriate
once delicate damsels
now devoted to decadence
destined to decay deserted
'tis a fitting end for those
jewels, once so resplendent
now so tarnished by time
life
reality
Ec 10/05/09
I'm an observer. 'nuff said. O_o
Peace!
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Law of the Universe
The Universe maintains its balance in duality. In other words, everything comes in twos; Light and dark, good and evil, etc. One can't really exist without the other. Keeping this concept in mind, wouldnt it seem a bit odd that people hold this belief that "everyone is meant to be with someone"? When you really think about it, its kind of obsurd. If for everything that exists, there exists its exact opposite...Then it should be acceptable to say that for every person that is "meant" to find that "special someone" there is someone is, sad to say, destined to be alone. Dont get me wrong. I'm sure someone will be utterly clueless of their fate so they'll probably send their lives floating from person to person, constantly interacting, but never really "settling down". And I'm sure there will be a few who realize this and will either accept this and try to find some form of happiness in their solitude...or...commit suicide. I dont know. haha Kind of a morbid thought, isnt it? lol
lol I liked this pic too...so....there ya go!
Peace!
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Interesting Shots
My coworker had sent me a link to the Wall Steet Journal blog and I saw some pretty cool shots...
Weird. I know. Enjoy! :-P
Weird. I know. Enjoy! :-P
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Harsh Realities
Lol I had to do it...I was checking out this pretty cool blog (Check it out here!) and I saw this post. I couldnt help but copy it...tooo funny! Enjoy!
Some wise words, arent they!?
Peace
Rules of the Universe
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.
2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in
a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
6. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)
7. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government
program.
8. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
9. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
10. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so
good.
11. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
12. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Embrace your
differences. Love each other.
13. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
14. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
15. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change places.
16. Opportunities always look bigger after they have passed.
17. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
before you need it.
18. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
19. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
20. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
21. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
22. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
world.
23. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
24. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and "mental illness."
25. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.
26. You should not confuse your career with your life.
27. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
28. Never lick a steak knife.
29. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
30. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
reason why we observe daylight savings time.
31. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
from her at that moment.
32. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep
down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
33. Your friends love you anyway.
34. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur
built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
35. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Some wise words, arent they!?
Peace
Point Of View
Practically everything in this world depends on "point-of-view"...How the person perceives something. What you might see, isnt quite what someone else might see. This is why I constantly say that "sanity is relative" lol...Dont believe me? Ok...lets put this to the test...
So...what is this a bottle of? Now I would say that this is just a simple bottle of hand sanitizer. Another person might see different. My coworker, for example, claims this is a bottle of lube.
See? See? Relative. hahaha
Peace!
So...what is this a bottle of? Now I would say that this is just a simple bottle of hand sanitizer. Another person might see different. My coworker, for example, claims this is a bottle of lube.
See? See? Relative. hahaha
Peace!
Some Cool Pics
I'm always finding stumbling across some interesting looking pics...I cant help but keep em...
*click to enlarge!
Enjoy!
*click to enlarge!
How crazy is that?!
This pic was so sick to me...
Anyone wanna live there?!
Enjoy!
Monday, October 5, 2009
Blue Balls
My co-worker's toooo funny...I walk into the office from getting some lunch and I see these chicks pumping away trying to fill up a ball. I didnt pay any mind to it and just sat down to eat...when I got up to throw away my trash I see this...
It looked soooo funny to me, I just HAD to take a pic. :-)
Im wondering if this might start some kind of "trend" for office chicks all over America...Can you imagine how it would be advertised?!
"hey ladies....bored at the office? why not sit on some great big blue balls?!"
LMAO! Of course, only a female could get away with advertising it like that...
Ah...these precious moments...
Peace!
It looked soooo funny to me, I just HAD to take a pic. :-)
Im wondering if this might start some kind of "trend" for office chicks all over America...Can you imagine how it would be advertised?!
"hey ladies....bored at the office? why not sit on some great big blue balls?!"
LMAO! Of course, only a female could get away with advertising it like that...
Ah...these precious moments...
Peace!
Bug Free
Highlight of my weekend? Spraying for bed bugs! As I said in my other post, these guys moved out of the building. What's funny is that they left us a parting gift...bed bugs! TUM TUM TUM! Yeah...they were pretty much scavengers (which is kind of an embarassing thing for me to say about my "people", but shit...its true!). Just about anything one would throw away....they would take it to their crib. Anything to keep from actually buying new decent stuff O_o The biggest mistake they made, was bringing in some mattress from who knows where. In any case...as reluctant as our land lord is to spend any kind of money on this place...he hired an exterminator...
I dont really like strangers (or rather anyone) to be in my crib...its like my "sanctuary" so any one come in is like an invasion of my personal space hahah So, OF COURSE, I was going to stick around and watch dude as he walked around, spraying the place. At least I got to have a lil fun with the face mask. haha...
When he was done fumigating, we had to leave the building for a couple of hours...so my mom and I ran an errand then ended up spending a bit of the afternoon sitting out front. I took this opportunity to peep all these new "hipsters" moving into this HUGE building they finished putting up...I believe it was made, mainly for artists and "shi-shi fu-fu" people (like my co-worker likes to call people haha)...I even saw a van that was decked out with banners for some skateboard crew O_o....Things are gonna get interesting soon.
At one point, it was time to go back to the apartment and put back all our things in place...no to mention mop the place up and whatnot...So we slapped on some gloves and go to work!
Doesnt mean I didnt have some fun....haha! I sent this pic to a friend of mine...saying "Dr. Feelgood is ready to operate...." She asked if I was pretending to be a "gyno".....who's pretending? ;-) hahaha
Peace
I dont really like strangers (or rather anyone) to be in my crib...its like my "sanctuary" so any one come in is like an invasion of my personal space hahah So, OF COURSE, I was going to stick around and watch dude as he walked around, spraying the place. At least I got to have a lil fun with the face mask. haha...
ScaAaAaAry...
When he was done fumigating, we had to leave the building for a couple of hours...so my mom and I ran an errand then ended up spending a bit of the afternoon sitting out front. I took this opportunity to peep all these new "hipsters" moving into this HUGE building they finished putting up...I believe it was made, mainly for artists and "shi-shi fu-fu" people (like my co-worker likes to call people haha)...I even saw a van that was decked out with banners for some skateboard crew O_o....Things are gonna get interesting soon.
At one point, it was time to go back to the apartment and put back all our things in place...no to mention mop the place up and whatnot...So we slapped on some gloves and go to work!
Doesnt mean I didnt have some fun....haha! I sent this pic to a friend of mine...saying "Dr. Feelgood is ready to operate...." She asked if I was pretending to be a "gyno".....who's pretending? ;-) hahaha
Peace
Friday, October 2, 2009
The GREAT Cure
CHILI!!!!!!!! Lol...Who needs medicine....or "all natural" remedies....or teas....to help you get over an illness, when you can come home to a nice big plate of white rice and "Hormill" Chili?! haha..Its funny. My mom miscalculated how much chili she made, after she already put the rice in the plate..So I just added another spoon on top. It looked so funny to me, I couldnt resist taking a pic.
Enjoy :-P
I sure did
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Still Alive!
Yeah...I've been pretty M.I.A lately...not because I didnt have anything to say...and not that I didnt want to post anything...I just havent had the time to at all! They've been covering the friggin runways lately and when that happens, its just a ton of work....O_o And to put the icing on this lil shit cake, I (along with a few other coworkers, apparently) got really sick. lol...Not so surprising..considering they never open the friggin windows here. Closed windows + little ventilation + ONE sick person = EVERYONE getting sick. haha >:-] good times!
On tuesday, I tried to go to work...but i ended up getting worse and left in the middle of the day....unfortunately, i left too soon and ended up having to sit outside my building, til my mom showed up with the new key...O_o (Backstory: Recently, the people next door decided to move out of building..I guess they got tired of dealing with the landlord and whatnot...but...as a way of saying a great big "FUCK YOU"...they left without giving him the keys to the building. hahah so in a fit of desperation..this fucker changes the locks to the front door. Tuesday was the day we were gonna make copies of it...) lol So by the time she showed up, my "condition" had escalated to an even higher fever...coughing even more...and a huge migraine...And if that wasnt enough...I was throwing up like crazy...but thats probably because I hadnt really eaten anything all day either O_o hahaha
Oddly enough...my dear mother, the witch doctor, gave me 3 different teas...and some all natural remedy...along with tynelol and something else...which practically "cured" me. I woke up the next day feeling great! Well..at least a lot better than I had the day before. I only really get sick once in a blue moon...So, I'm pretty sure I wont have to go through something like this for a long time...*cool guy pose* haha
Peace
On tuesday, I tried to go to work...but i ended up getting worse and left in the middle of the day....unfortunately, i left too soon and ended up having to sit outside my building, til my mom showed up with the new key...O_o (Backstory: Recently, the people next door decided to move out of building..I guess they got tired of dealing with the landlord and whatnot...but...as a way of saying a great big "FUCK YOU"...they left without giving him the keys to the building. hahah so in a fit of desperation..this fucker changes the locks to the front door. Tuesday was the day we were gonna make copies of it...) lol So by the time she showed up, my "condition" had escalated to an even higher fever...coughing even more...and a huge migraine...And if that wasnt enough...I was throwing up like crazy...but thats probably because I hadnt really eaten anything all day either O_o hahaha
Oddly enough...my dear mother, the witch doctor, gave me 3 different teas...and some all natural remedy...along with tynelol and something else...which practically "cured" me. I woke up the next day feeling great! Well..at least a lot better than I had the day before. I only really get sick once in a blue moon...So, I'm pretty sure I wont have to go through something like this for a long time...*cool guy pose* haha
Peace
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009
Dedicated to a FEW Ladies
No no...not all ladies...Just a few who really should pay attention to the lyrics...haha
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Monday, September 14, 2009
Abilify...O_o
This is retarded. This morning, before heading out to work, I saw this commercial about somethign that you're suppose to combine with your anti-depressants. Apparently, when whatever anti-depressant you're on isnt doing it for you...you continue taking it, along with this product called "Abilify" and its suppose to (I guess) increase the effectiveness of what you're taking...You gotta see the video....
Did you hear the insanely long list of "side effects"?! Who in their right mind would take this anyway??? Who's that desperate? Get rid of your depression...by trading it in for high blood pressure, seizures, strokes, suicidal impulses, and countless other shit! haha amazing... I really dont understand the whole point of resorting to drugs for cure psychological issues...Its really ridiculous...Why do all that when there are much more conventional ways to deal with it....like say....um.....ah yes...TALKING about wtf is bothering you! O_o Ever think of that? Now, I know that not all of us can afford a therapist...but I'm pretty sure that we can find a least ONE friggin friend willing to sit there and listen to us rant about our issues...(I should know...since I'm usually the one they come to...lol) Or...if you dont feel like opening up to an individual...Open up to yourself...get a diary...OOOoOOoOOr....in a slightly weird (yet effective) way...just go get laid! lol Its been proven that lack of sexual release, can lead to ppl becoming really mood and/or falling deeper into their depression and whatnot. So there ya go! You dont REALLY need to take meds for shit like this....
And wtf is up with these meds that claim to "cure" something...and in turn give you 10 other ailments...?! I believe that these Docs. really just want to make you well enough to continue being a productive member of society...(Like with the depression...these drugs will probably just help you get out of bed and make it work...as opposed to wallowing in your self pity locked up in your room with all the windows covered...O_o). BUT, on the other hand, they dont really care whether or not you're actually well....and as a means of getting you to keep coming back...they make sure that the effects of these meds dont last...so you have to get another fix...(sometimes a stronger fix...) AND also create all sorts of other problems for you, requiring you to get many more different kinds of medications and treatments and yadda yadda....making them more and more money.
Its really friggin ridiculous...
Peace!
Did you hear the insanely long list of "side effects"?! Who in their right mind would take this anyway??? Who's that desperate? Get rid of your depression...by trading it in for high blood pressure, seizures, strokes, suicidal impulses, and countless other shit! haha amazing... I really dont understand the whole point of resorting to drugs for cure psychological issues...Its really ridiculous...Why do all that when there are much more conventional ways to deal with it....like say....um.....ah yes...TALKING about wtf is bothering you! O_o Ever think of that? Now, I know that not all of us can afford a therapist...but I'm pretty sure that we can find a least ONE friggin friend willing to sit there and listen to us rant about our issues...(I should know...since I'm usually the one they come to...lol) Or...if you dont feel like opening up to an individual...Open up to yourself...get a diary...OOOoOOoOOr....in a slightly weird (yet effective) way...just go get laid! lol Its been proven that lack of sexual release, can lead to ppl becoming really mood and/or falling deeper into their depression and whatnot. So there ya go! You dont REALLY need to take meds for shit like this....
And wtf is up with these meds that claim to "cure" something...and in turn give you 10 other ailments...?! I believe that these Docs. really just want to make you well enough to continue being a productive member of society...(Like with the depression...these drugs will probably just help you get out of bed and make it work...as opposed to wallowing in your self pity locked up in your room with all the windows covered...O_o). BUT, on the other hand, they dont really care whether or not you're actually well....and as a means of getting you to keep coming back...they make sure that the effects of these meds dont last...so you have to get another fix...(sometimes a stronger fix...) AND also create all sorts of other problems for you, requiring you to get many more different kinds of medications and treatments and yadda yadda....making them more and more money.
Its really friggin ridiculous...
Peace!
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