Just Some Retarded Shit!!!!

I know this is pretty old but DAMN....







this is another stupid ass video i spotted...lmao sooooooooo stupid!




hahaha Peace!

My Boredom Never Ends! lol

Juuust goofing around....









Lol

2am & Bored

This is what boredom does to me...O_o






And I'm not done just yet! hahaha



Peace

Gift From Bosses

We just had a little holidays lunch here at the office. It was pretty cool...(well i thought it was gonna be gay at first, but it turned out pretty nice lol)... They had us all "anonymously" write a lil something on cards for each other and the bosses made sure we all received it with a lil gift from them as well. It was soooooooo nice and simple. I definitely appreciate it. My boss' wife even got a lil emotional when she was talking to us and read one of her fav. cards outloud. It was sweet...



I loved this because the yin yang symbol is one of my fav. symbols...I don't really wear jewelry, buuuut I'll rock this :-P


This is what the gift, and the cards came in. It's pretty nice.



This is turning out to be a not-so-gay xmas after all :-P hahah


Peace

What Brings Me Real Joy....

FOOD!!! Gotta friggin' love it... Since I was little, my mom would always tell me of this meal she learned how to make while she worked in Venezuela...You basically chop up ham (in this case its turkey ham...cause i just really like it...*shrug*) into tiny tiny lil cubes...and just fry it a bit...then you take 2 or 3 eggs, scramble it up and pour it on to cook for a few minutes more...and booya! There you have it...And yes...i DO make this really really well...Watch...the girl who gets stuck marrying me is gonna get Faaaat off of this. LMFAO jk




This is soooooooooooo good for breakfast...I eat it when 2 slices of whole wheat bread....OOoOor it can even be a decent lunch...with some totones.




Now, you know I GOTTA share what was the highlight (or rather, the only good part) of my weekend...Lasagna! For years, my mom would tell me about all the things she used to make when she was living in Venezuela...pretty much gloating about how well she knows how to cook...And just for the sake of arguing and trying to get under her skin, I'd constantly say "well...prove it then..." lol Lasagna was one of the things I'd always get at her about. And on Sunday, she FINALLY decided to prove me wrong. I bought all the necessary ingredients...and we pretty much got together to make it. :-) Fun times...






Lol, I know it probably doesn't look like much...She didn't add any cheese in between the layers (i said she didnt really need to...) ALSO...we kinda miscalculated with the meat soo obviously it wasnt really enough....But DAMN it was so good! I'm definitely gonna make this again before the year is over...


Yeah...This lil "experiment" of ours turned out to be pretty good...I'm going to master making this on my own...then I'm going to move on to something else...I'll probably try making this meat loaf she made a long ass time ago...also, cause I said she couldn't do it...hahaha


Peace!

WTF KAYNE!!

BUSTED! Friggin Kanye West man....lol This dude apparently had a "meltdown", they're calling it, on SNL when he joined the list of performers caught lip syncing hahaha....sad...check out this article!

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/blenderburner/4491/kanye-west-caught-lip-synching


AND! Wtf is dude wearing....O_o...Is this dude really the first male "diva"? lol I'm sure there must've been someone else....but geez...hahaha He's been on some shit lately...


Peace

Latest Creation

SUCCESS!!!!! This shit took me a few hours to do....mainly cause even though its relatively simply...it was a bit of trial and error (and ridiculously repetitive) shit I had to do towards the end...sheesh...





Peace!

Anxiously Waiting...

The waiting is driving me insane! I've been waiting for MONTHS for them to release Dan Brown's new book "The Solomon Key"...the third book with the character Robert Langdon (remember Da Vinci Code and Angels & Demons?)...Originally, I heard it was going to come out some time in September....But the month came and went and thats when I heard that (for publicity, i suppose...) they were going to release it in December close to Xmas....I'm starting to think that's bs because if it were true then I would've been able to pre-order that shit on Amazon.com....hell I didnt even see it on the Barnes & Nobles website! I'm aaaaaaanxiously waiting for that book!!! I can only imagine how good it'll be...My only hope is that it'll match the quality of the other two....

Yep...I'm in total geek mode right now....






am still cool though. haha


Peace

Idk Wtf I'm doing

Hello to my -300 people who read my shit! LOL jk jk...I just felt like going on the record of saying...that, quite simply, I HAVE NO IDEA WTF IM DOING as far as this blog. hahahah I must've switched layouts, and headers and shit over and over again just to go back to the one yall normally see. O_o I picked this one just cause it makes the current header not stand out so much (obviously...)...Imma change it again when i get struck by an "idea" hahaha...


Peace

Life's Simple Pleasures

One of my friends had an away message that says, "To often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures." So now I'm curious...what are life's "simple pleasures" to some people.... I'd really like to know.





Peace

Planet Collision

Yeah....I was working on a tutorial and did this pic...I dont really like how it came out really...O_o....

Osama Binhuevo

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Huevos Poetas (Poetic Balls)

OMFG!!!! If you understand spanish, you GOTTA see this!






LMFAO!!


SALUUUUUUUUUUUUD!

Random Thought

I kinda find it funny when some girls get at me like "yoooo! check out my new pictures and tell me what you think!!!"....I usually sit here and think to myself "why? so I can see how much weight your gaining?" Are you THAT desperate to show me how you HAVEN'T been working out in months? tsk tsk tsk...

Seriously, if you're going to advertise something...at least have the decency to make sure that its something WORTH advertising. :-)

Just trying to lend you some wisdom.


Peace

When Did That Become Sexy?!

Yo, I'd really like to know when it became "sexy" to take a picture of yourself peeing...O_o Seriously, who the hell started that trend?! It was funny and mildly cute, in a disturbing, half-repulsive kind of way...but now EVERYONE is friggin' doing it...When something like THAT, of all things, becomes a "trend", its time to stop. That shit is just tacky right now...I remember when everyone was doing the "kissy" face...And I dont mean one picture....I mean EVERY damn picture! Looking like this ---> O.O <--- in every friggin shot! Why, oh WHY, did you believe that making your mouth look like the ass of a chicken was sexy??? Who convinced you of that? And NOW you want everyone to assume you're peeing or pooping? And some niggas actually comment this pictures like "ooh baby..thats so fine...i wish i was there with you right now." Uh...so....you....WANT to hear her pee splashing..? It gets you off to smell her poop? Is that what ya' saying???

I weep for society....



Haha I was going to put up examples of these sad people but I'd rather not pollute my own page like that...lmao


Peace

Morning At Le Pain Quotidien

This morning we had a sort of going away breakfast for my co-worker who is going back to paris. We decided to go to this old-fashioned style bakery/restaurant called Le Pain Quotidien. It's a pretty nice looking place...The only thing is that everything there is organic food..which is not something I'm very big on...also, they give you such small portions of food! No wonder there's hardly any obese people in france! Last time I went, I wanted to kill myself just to avoid having to drink their orange juice..."freshly made" i guess...This time, I ordered an Iced Tea...and it was like taking a sip of DEATH! haha....On the plus side though, I had one of their Belgiun Waffles...and it was SPECTACULAR...(i so rarely get to use that word. haha.)








You can see that its not much...it was great, but not very filling if you're a hungry ass person...I would've ordered another, but then I realized that our bosses weren't treating us to breakfast. HAHAHA whoops.


Peace

A Night At Max Brenner!!!

So last night my co-workers and I went out for a lil x-mas dinner at Max Brenner. For those of you who've never been or heard of it, it's this restaurant that serves damn near everything with chocolate...and when I say everything...I mean EVERYTHING. They even have chocolate pizza! Its insane. Check out the pics!




This was a three layer concoction...IT WAS SOOOOO FRIGGIN GOOD!



I don't know what this was called...but it even came with strawberries. They loved it!



Roasting the marshmellows...The fire looks small now but later on it was getting bigger and bigger. lol My co-worker was worried a spark would fly out and her hat would catch fire.



Who doesn't like taking picture of giant white girls with poop stains on their lip? lol :-P



Funniest moment of the night was when this little girl was bugging out because I guess she had a little too much chocolate...and she was just hopping up and down chanting "I love chocolate...I love chocolate...I love....I love...I love chocolate!" in a sing-song kind of way. It was soooo friggin funny.


If any of you haven't been there, you really should check it out. Its worth it! Check out the page too! Click here


Peace

My Beloved Train

I don't think people in NY fully appreciate how "interesting" it is to take the train on the way to work...If you're not deeply enthralled in a piece of literature, you should take the time to look around you...there's some good "people watching" that you can do...

This is actually one of my fav. spots...Essex/Delancy...I really am glad no one has fucked up the artwork...this is actually really nice when there arent too many homeless guys.....a big ass leak that takes weeks to fix apparently....oooor some weird lookin mexican playing music no one wants to fuckin hear...O_o


Of course....no train ride is complete without the interesting people you see on the way to your destination...



I'm sure you've all seen, at least once, an asian male or female with all 4 of his/her siblings and each of them with all 5 of their kids, not to mention their ANCIENT grandma sitting there staring at everyone with a sort of knowing smile. I always wonder what lil secret she holds....

Ah the "business man"...if you dont spot dude staring holes into the financial section of the times, they're usually day dreaming of when they can sit in their bosses chair..."The Big Boy" chair is what they call it in their mind....So many repressed childhood memories in this one....I bet anything, if things start to get rough at work, he will instantly revert back to those childhood days, throw himself on the floor and start sucking on his thumb, staring out blankly, waiting for his momma to come get him....haha...yep



There's almost ALWAYS some "playboy" feeling all good about himself because he saw some random chick walk by and came out with some cheesy line..."Was gud mah...?" (is that even english? wtf?)..and she gave him a smirk and kept walking and now he thinks he has one foot in the door....news flash: SHE WAS LAUGHING AT YOU!



"A jew and a terrorist are standing at a train station..." [enter punchline here]. hahaha


Now, you really can't say that the MTA doesn't accommodate your needs...when you don't have your ipod...or a book...or even anyone that you want to "watch"...they provide entertainment!



Michael Jackson impersonator...? Convicted stalker/rapist? Who knows!



Who needs an ipod when you have "Los Tres Amigos"?!



Yes my beloved J, M, Z, and F trains...they may not appreciate you...but I surely do...


Peace

9 Types of White Guys

LMAO Check out this blog!

THIS GENERATION: THE NINE TYPES OF WHITE GUYS

I couldn't resist posting it...

Enjoy!

To Know It All

I know I'm not the only one who has been plagued by this feeling...But I find it incredibly depressing, knowing, that my existence is so brief...I'll never be able to truly know EVERYTHING...or rather...at least understand it all...I can see why people have spent their lives in search for the secret of immortality...although I doubt that it was really a quest for knowledge...s.m.h...I don't know...It's times like this, that I kinda wish I had "faith"...Maybe then I could look forward to the "afterlife"...figuring that then the secrets of the universe would be unlocked to me. Maybe my "spirit" or "soul" or whatever you want to call it would be able to transcend all these physical limitations and I would be able to spend all of eternity answering all these questions that run through my head on a daily basis...the biggest one being..."What was the point of it all?"



On a very geek sidenote, wouldnt it be hot if Vampires were real and you got bit, became immortal and spent the next hundred years in a library, reading up on all kinds of shit? LMAO :-P yeah...


Peace!