Turd!!!!

LOL This is amazing. A few days ago, I was coming home from the laundrymat and I just happened to glance on the side of the building with a flier on it. I took a closer look and saw that it said: "Reward $1000 For Turd" lmao! It looked so funny to me..I figured someone was just being silly, so I took a picture of it...



I thought nothing of this afterwards...this is...until today. This morning, I was jogging home from the gym and I passed by the same building. On the same spot that the flier had been before, someone (I'm assuming the same person) left another message...And I just HAD to take a picture!



LMAO CLASSIC ISN'T IT!? Now I really want to know who this Turd is! Friggin hilarious! :-) Kudos to whoever you are, meng. KUDOS!

Peace

FAIL FAIL FAIL!

These are just some retaaaarded images I found...





Ridiculous right?!

Peace

Inventor of a Time Machine

Im mad I never thought of doing this...lmao

Random Sign

lol I was walking back home from the laundrymat and I noticed a sign on the side of a building they recently built in my area...I HAD to take a picture of this...

So...if....I take a dump right now....and call this number...I can get some money!?

DAMN THAT'S NASTY

Alirght..I wasnt planning to do another "Damn Thats Nasty" post until I had taken enough pictures...but DAMN..I had to make an exception for this one...Idk who put this up on facebook, but someone tagged my friend, and naturally I noticed it...So...here it is...Feel free to throw up, I know I did O_o

D-D-D-DAAAAAAAMN THAT'S NASTY! O_O

Peace

Insane Tattoo

Now normally, I'm not very found of tattoos...I mean, it looks good on SOME people...but I feel like its extremely tacky these days since it seems like EVERYONE f'in wants to get one...and they over do it O_o But when I see some truly interesting looking tats, I have to give props where its due...



Peace!

A Day of Fat Fuckness

Yep. Today's one of those days where I didnt feel like doing shiiiiit...but eat. This morning I was thinking of mimicking something I saw my coworker get at a deli the other day. Its a wrap with scrambled eggs and ham in it...check it out..




I just fried some thin slices of turkey ham...n BOOYACA!!! (thats a low fat wrap, by the way...heated up on some strange grill-like thing my mom has lol) It was friggin GREEEEEEEEAT!


Later on, not long after that I was already snacking on some pop tarts that I bought...my conscience is still hassling be about it...

But I wasnt completely lazy...I DID go out with my mom to run a few errands...She was feeling kind of downish for some reason, so you KNOW I had harass her a bit...




And when she finally cheered up a lil...

Her "senior citizen" version of the "wah ju wan, nugga?!" pose....lmfao


But wait! There's more! When we came back...MORE FAT FUCKNESS!

My mom decided to make some lasagna!!!





Have you any idea how much cardio I need to do now!? In fact, as soon as I press "Publish Post" Im going to get started!

Peace

Movie Poster in Photoshop

Whats up?! Since I finally have a new laptop, I can take some time to do some tutorials in photoshop again :-) I'm also going to jump at the chance to venture into learning how to use illustrator and whatnot. Should be fun. In any case, I found this really cool tutorial that showed me how to make a movie poster. Check out it oooout...

I'm not too sure I picked the right kind of font for the movie title...Part of me feels like I should've just used the same one O_o *shrug* lol

Peace

What A Face!

DAAAAAAMN lol This pic was just too funny to me...I HAD to put it up! It makes you wonder...maybe one day, when she was a baby, she sucked on something sour...someone bumped her on the back n her face just stayed that way. :-P Whats funny is that, when you think about it, most babies look like this when they're crying.....lil friggin aliens.

Peace!

"Damn That's Nasty" Returns!!!!

lol Yeah. I'm SURE you've missed it...almost as much as I have...so today marks the return of my "damn, thats nasty" series..hahah Now that its getting warmer, I'm sure I'll have plenty of "subjects" to take pictures of...(and my camera phone skills are slowly becoming unrivalled...) So beware! >:-]

I was looking through my phone and found a bunch of pics I took but never put up (or at least I dont think I did). So, I'm just going to put em up now, to get it out of the way. Enjoy. Or...vomit..idk..

I bet you thought you could pick your nose and no one would notice, eh? WRONG!

Gay dude on the left, tranny on the right....(I call it nasty cause dude really did look nasty..lmao)

Reading the terrorist manual while you wait? O_o


The problem I had with this is...this chick is 5 or 6yrs old...id never let my daughter wear a short ass skirt at that age...

I know..I know...You probably think he's some homeless dude sleeping...but no no no...he's a deep thinker...in meditation! :-P

Manager at Macy's hard at work...haha

lol my homegirl sent me this. (she supports the Damn, That's Nasty movement!!!). I quote her, "A family thats fat together, stays together"...hahahaa Thanks T.

Yoo..if yall could only see her completely.....*chokes*


What can I say about her ass...that hasnt been said about Afganistan..."bombed out and depleted" lol...whats amazing is that she actually has a man. Someone give homie the noble prize please.

That one scared me that day....haha

AND OUR WINNER IS..........lmfaoooo

I hope no one was TOO offended by these pics...and if you were..allow me to apologize in advance cause there will be much more to come..>:-]

Peace!

Eco-friendly Schlong

Lol I took a trip to the bathroom at work and I saw one of my coworker's "creations".



I guess they wanted everyone to know who's bathroom this belongs to...The Almighty SCHLONG. BOW INFIDELS! lol



I must give props where props are due. Notice, the "green" logo? Pretty eco-friendly. haha

Peace

Allow Me To Re-introduce Myself

My name is E!

I feel as if I've been neglecting this blog big time...No longer really sharing my thoughts...and whatnot. I don't know whether its because I havent had the time...or just havent felt like sharing. Whatever the reason may be, I'm back (more or less). I remember when I first opened this blog, I said that Id introduce myself later on. Oddly, enough..."later on" never came...until now I suppose. So here it is. The basics.

My name is E. I'm 23, going on 24. I'm Dominican, though everyone has always thought I was african american or something (one person constantly accuses me of either being haitian or panamanian. lol.) I love music and reading. Its pretty much the two things that bring me real joy since I kind of dive into it..and either vibe on a really good song...or lose myself in a really good story. Im a great conversationalist, I believe, but I'm probably a lot better online than in person. haha Idk...I think things pretty fast, n my hands just type away...but for some reason I get tongue tied easely. Im trying to change that though...which is tough since I dont really find that many people immediately next to me interesting enough to "chit chat" with O_o Most ppl think I'm anti-social...and....well...they're probably right. Its extremely hard for me to pretend to get along with somoene. And frankly, I dont feel like putting in that kind of effort. haha Plus, I enjoy my personal space. If you've seen all my other posts, you already know that I'm VERY friggin random...my mind can go from funny...to perverted...to just plain offensive (in a semi-funny way) easily.


And...thats me in a kind of incomplete nutshell. lol I'm sure I'll "expose" more of myself later on.


Oh. And...I like porn. :-P

Til next time.


Peace!

Stand By Me

This dude recorded a bunch of different people single their own version of this amazing song and merged it into one mix. It came out so friggin incredible. Check it out!



I love seeing things like this...

Questions & Observations

I just feel like sharing some things I've said to my friends this weekend...as well as throwing some questions out there to em too...Enjoy...i think O_o haha


"You know what? Im curious about this...Are humans the only animals capable of faking an orgasm? I mean, can you imagine a monkey pretending to cum...like going, "eeee...eee....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ee........." then runs off to her own tree branch and tells her girlfriend, 'oh plz...that nigga aint shit...' hahhah"

a valid theory i feel...dont you?!


But wait...there's more!!!!

"You ever notice how when a person gets into a relationship, they put on mad weight...then break up, and suddenly start to look BANGING??? Love & Obesity meng...they go hand & hand. >:-]"

I know I say it in a joking way...but this is actually very true. The reason it happens is that most people take very good care of themselves because they want to look "presentable" for whoever they might meet at any random moment during their "single" days. Its like you're hunting..and your nice ass body is the bait. buuut once you finally capture your "prey" and get to that point where you become comfortable with them...and start to think that they will stay with you regardless of how you look (*sniff sniff* d-d-do you l-l-love me for ME a-a-and not my body???), you stop trying as hard as you did before. So, naturally, you start to let yourself go...that time you used to spend in the gym, is replaced with snuggling up with ya lovah. Then, when things go sour and you find yourself single again...its back to the gym...gotta get yourself ready for the hunt again! :-P




Now...for the question of the day....


At what point during your relationship, is it "okay" for you to fart in front of your bf/gf???

I asked this to my friends this morning and got a bunch of different answers...and I've got to say...I've got some weird f'in friends. haha

Peace!

Stuuuuuuupid

This is so ridiculous....O_O yet....oddly...kinda funny. haha



Peace

WALL OF DEATH!!!

oh man oh man....they are going CRAZY india....O_o




peace!

Train Ride To Work

lol Let me share a text I sent to my friends. It should give you an idea of my morning...

"Yo there's a chinita aqui (chinese girl here) with her kid acting a fool n she cant control em smh...thats why I kinda appreciate my ppl. we whoop our kids assses! Im mad this b*tch hasnt judo chopped him yet...come on! lemme at least see a kung fu death grip or something!"


lmao....yes...thats right.....my friends, BEAT YO KIDS! geez...


Peace

Prediction For the Future??? Ya Think???

I was feeling preachy...so I decided to give my friend a lil "prophecy" of mine. >:-]

"I see this world moving into a phase of conciousness where the most petty things...will be catastrophic....and all because of the next few generations that will take over after us, are total dickfaces. lol im sure...that soon...terrorism n shit like what we see in teh news wont even exist in the same way...im sure a terrorist in the future will just find some ways to fuck with ppl's facebook accounts n watnot....and that'll be enough to start a global conflict lmao"


Am I wrong though? Am I?!

Random Thought

You know what would be some foul/silly shit to do to someone on facebook??? Have an entire conversation with them..lets say..on a photo or watever...and then...suddenly, just delete all the shit u said...so then it just seems (to anyone who goes to that picture) that the person is just talking to him/herself

lmao

Yep. I'm a diabolical GENIUS O_o

Peace!

Just a random thing

I climbed to the top of the mountain
realizing it wasnt all I thought it would be
I chucked myself off the mountain
and now, I'm free.


lol can you tell im bored?

FML (Fuck My Life)

A few of my friends are pretty obsessed with this site. If you havent heard of this yet, its basically a site where a bunch of ppl go on to mini-rant about how crappy their life is...or about an incredibly awkward/shitty thing that happened to them. lol My friend told me to look at it today and I ended up taking a print screen of this one that made us both crack up...



Gooooood tiiiiiimes...lmao

If you want to check out the site go here.

Peace!

Dissing Dominican Women

LMAO My coworker sent me a link to some blog, apparently, that someone put up in '05...Its raelly mean to my people, but because I love cracking on Dominicans too, I couldnt help but laugh my ass off at it...

Check it out here.

Peace!

Can I have Yo number?!

Can I?! Can I?! Huh?! Can I!? O_O







SO LISTEN...can i have yo number? can i have it? can i? can i have it? can you give me yo area code? can i have yo number? can i?

hahahah peace

Thoughts From The Toilet

*I really was sitting on the can when I thought this dammit...


"Hmm...If God and Angels and even Devils truly exist...Might they be watching and laughing at my facial expression when I'm pushing this shit out? O_o creepy...hahaha"




Hey, if we're made in G's image, he might as well be a voyeur too...


Peace!

Distractions

Taken from One Minute Writer: "What is a sure-fire way that you become distracted from the task at hand?"

I think the most effective way to distract me from whatever I'm doing is to start a VERY interesting conversation with me. lol If its interesting enough, chances are I'll completely forget about what I had to do. Good convos are so rare to come by these days...how can I pass such a golden chance up?


Peace

Human Nature!!!

Damn...MJ did his thing when he came out with this song...People loved it so much they HAD to do a cover of it...I think i still have a cover Boys 2 Men did of it...Check out these over covers ppl did...friggin Miles Davis...Stevie Wonder....even John Mayer...>:-] it was all goood

Stevie


John


Miles


You already know I'm vibing today...>:-]

R.I.P Mike!

Peace!

Co-worker's Comeback

Some weirdo was apparently coming in and out of the building. So, they were passing around flyers in the building letting people know not to let any strange people into their offices. So, while I was in the bathroom, my coworker took advantage of this and "modified" the flyer a little bit...



That was posted in the hallway for hoooooours...lmao I didnt even realize it until someone apparently stopped by and was questioning about it. O_o So friggin funny...

Lets see what MY revenge will be like...>:-]


To see what started this, go here.

Peace!

Some Good Advice

Face sitting isnt for everyone...


Peace!

Hardcore Gamer???

LMAO what can i say....I'm a sicko...




GREATEST JOYSTICK EVER!?



I like that she seems to have an appreciation for old school.....LMFAO

Peace

Photoshop Prank!

Yall remember a few days ago, I posted that image that says: "Nothing says love like FISTING"? Well I decided to email that pic to all my coworkers...and this one friggin turd...decides to take that pic and use it for a lil prank..check it out!



I was caught so off guard but it was so friggin funny! And I told em, as usual, "I'm gonna get you"...No one believed me...so I went ahead and did this...



REVENGE MOTHA FUCKA! REVENGE! I couldnt decide whether to do this..or to try to photoshop a turban and a longer beard on him...Maybe next time...>:-]


Peace!

Return To Shake Shack!!!!

We were talking about this for a while! Since last summer, we kept mentioning taking another trip to Shake Shack in Madison Park but things kept coming up and we never did. Today, on some truly random shit, we finally went. We kinda took advantage of the fact that practically everyone else in the office had gone off to Las Vegas for a tradeshow and just went on a lil "field trip" :-P



I had two friggin double burgers and fries!!!! I had already eaten one at this point..insane...I never thought that I would actually struggle eating the second one O_o I'm feeling the after effects even now as I'm writing this...haha



I wonder if I growled at one point while eating this...hahaha



My coworker was so friggin hyped to go. If only I would've taken a pic of her all giddy on the way over lmao classic



Just a random pic of a terrorist getting lunch before going on his mission...LMAO jk jk Nah my other coworker being funky hahah



Overall....GOOD TIMES! Cant wait til this summer...there are plenty other spots we've gotta eat at...

Peace!

In the Spirit Of Valentine's Day...

..Let me just say...







haha Enjoy

Great Way To Start The Day

You wake up. You step outside of your house. Its a bright and sunny day. You take in a breath of fresh air. You turn your gaze towards your neighbors yard. And you see this...
WHAT A GREAT WAY TO START THE DAY!!!!

lol

Peace