Random Randoms!

I was at some random pharmacy in the city with my coworkers and I glanced at this...It struck me as funny that they actually come out with gender specific laxative...as if it really makes a difference when ya constipated? lmao or maybe what they're trying to say is that they dont want the ladies out there pooping like their men. lmao blowing up toilets n shit...I'd laugh if the person who first came up with this concept was inspired by his gf or wife, who probably dropped a bomb in his bathroom that was 20x more rancid than his own lol Now Im here really wondering if maybe his pride was hurt by it so he's trying to save his fellow men from experiencing the same feeling of utter defeat. HAHAHAH



I dont think I really need to point out why I thought this was funny in so many ways...lol My co-workers and I took a lil stroll in the city yesterday because NOTHING was friggin working...so why sit around right?





We came back to the office and shit still wasnt working so I entertained myself with this shit...lol DO YOU SEE WHAT BOREDOM DOES TO ME?!

Peace

The Eye Of God

I found one of these pics on someone's face book....and was so impressed I googled the "Eye of god" in google and found the other one...ohhh man. :-)

Super Mega Geek Mode.

Peace

Just A Random Thought...

I dont know how these thoughts pop into my head....buuut....I guess thats one of the "gifts" of being bored out your ass at work....In any case, wouldnt it be interesting if, instead of whooping your kids ass whenever he or she acts up, you just sit on their head and fart? lmaooo I mean think about it, if you hit them...sure, it'll hurt that in that instance...but that pain sometimes quickly fades away...and they might soon forget the lesson learned for their lil act of idiocy....HOWEVER, if you really manage to throw a viiiicious fart....im talkin one bad enough to singe the nostrils......that kind of damage (both emotional, and physical) could take YEARS to fix....and they'll certainly think twice before acting a fool.....




:-) imma be such a good friggin dad.....OoOw!


LMAO Peace

Random Randoms...

My coworker was checking out different sites to pull images for a report she was doing...and she found this site and showed me a few images...SOooOoo i went back to the site and picked out a few pics that caught my eye...

Hypocrite? Or Ignorant maybe?

I think I have a bad habit of losing my patience with certain people when they come to me, complaining about how "crappy" their life is...or how frustrated they feel with the way things are...or even just how tired they are of "everything"...I wonder if maybe its that I'm just ignorant to the way that they feel...(even though I really do pride myself on my understanding of just about everyone....which is probably why they come to me in the first place)...and am a lil too quick to judge them and their particular situation....Maybe I'm too quick to think of people as "just another statistic"...O_o...I think I'm letting my overall bad attitude get in the way of, my truly connecting and ACTUALLY helping people now.... At the same time....maybe I'm just a hypocrite....I've been noticing that a lot of the complaints that I've heard from people...are the exact same thoughts that I've had...and yet I lose my patience almost immediately and offer no real words of wisdom....or at LEAST some of sympathy....I dont bother to say, "hey, i feel exactly the same sometimes...I know how you feel". Nada. Its sad really.....perhaps, because I somehow find the resolve to push these thoughts and feelings deep deep dwon, I expect others to do the same and when I see that their incapable of doing such, I dub them as "weak"....which isnt true....cause in a way, it does take some measure of strength to open up, even if just a little bit, to someone else and let them know what it is you're feeling....and thats something I dont do.

soOOoOI guess that makes me a hypocritical, ignorant, sometimes self-righteous, weakling. haha. Isnt that just great?





Peace.

Why I Lack Power...lol

Its funny...I was on the train this morning just checking out females (naturally lol) and I honestly started day dreaming that a world like "Heroes" (that show on NBC about ppl with powers...they give it on mondays for those who are curious...) was real and I kinda imagined what I'd do if, lets say, I had the ability to get into people's minds....and thats when I realized why i am one of those who were born without power... Because of my nature, i would seriously abuse that shit......hahaha i think that if i were in the position of true power, i would be a complete sexual deviant. I mean...picture me being able to control people's minds O_o imagine that...or picture me being king or something....id be another Caligula....without the incest though...:-P


Peace!

CLASSIC Office Moment!

Yoooo The people I work with are CRAZY....My coworker (Jaime) was giving another co-worker (Ela) a link to some free site that normally you have to pay for....And our other coworker (Hago's her last name..) Overhears them talking and is asks what it is....Soooo joking around, Jaime goes "oh, I gave her a link to free porn. Now she can watch full-length movies" lol And then Hago comes out with, "So....since our internet is so slow.....will it be.......slow-mo?" LMFAOO That has got to be the COOOOOOOOOOORNIEST shit I've heard in the LONGEST time. hahahah Oh man. I couldnt stop laughing. AND I promised her I'd tell EVERYONE. So, Hago, if ya reading this.....I guess all i can say is...HA HA! lmfao



Peace

My Life As a Hermit....

Yep. Yours truly, became a recluse for a while. SURPRISE SURPRISE! haha...About two weeks ago, my bro & his fiance (now wifey) were giving a lil vacation from the military...They are both stationed in Kuwait right now until the near end of the year...and bro hit me up aboud my mom n i going away with them to D.R. for a week...which is great...but the timing was HORRIBLE...The reason being, that two of my coworkers had already scheduled time off during that week to go off to london....which meant that i would have to stick around and help out with whatever stuff needed to be done..since aside from dude, im kind of the only one who knows which reports go where n how n yadda yadda yadda....Soooo my mom took off....and i was left swamped with work. lol You'd think that id take this opportunity to try to contact every hoochie n skeeze I could find and kidnap em like "Lets play 'House' for a week" but naaaaaaaaaah....I've been so moody/stressed lately that I pretty much took this chance to be totally on my own....i bare spoke to anyone when i didnt have to.....just went to work...did my hours...came home and drift....


lol i know i know..."why you look so sad eddie?" well im NOT. I just dont smile at all when im alone. thats my REAL face. O_o


and..no...i didnt really have pjs on...i just put on the shirt cause i was cold. O_o


Yep...you can tell I hardly ever left my couch. lmao


MODERN DAY HERMIT RIGHT HERE BABY! OoOW.... I DID text my ass off though....thats a given. lol I think my thumbs were the only muscle that actually got a workout that week. hahah now i have to step my "game" up and try to burn off all the calories i accumulated during that time.....a Pizza & Beef Patty diet for a week is NOT a "good look" as some of my "hood" friends say. HAHAHAH :-P


Peace

Ever Wondered What Keeps Myspace Free???

WELL NOW YOU KNOW! LMFAO

Life Without A PC....

Long story short....my pc's busted. (i think its a battery issue)...and a virus wiped out the memory of my laptop.....so.....Edward - Pc = HOMICIDE!!!

haha....Pray for me. Light a few candles.



Peace

MASSIVE Explosion in space!

INSANE! Apparently scientists monitored a massive explosion in space...they say its the largest ever recorded. The explosion is said to have been stronger than that of 9,000 dying suns!

check out the article here....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090219/sc_afp/sciencespaceastronomy

Just Thought This Was Pretty Cool

I just thought this was pretty cool

ENJOY!

Why We Make Fun Of White Girls :-)

Yes....yes...its true.




LOL Although this isnt the worse thing I've ever seen.....it's still worthy of being cracked on. yes. yes.

BEAT FREAKS!!!! THEY ARE SO SICK!

YO NO LIE...I GOT SO F'IN HYPED AFTER I SAW EM DANCE TO THIS ON THURSDAY!

T-Pain & Chris Brown - Freeze (Behind The Scenes

I stumbled across this and just thought it was pretty cool footage...check it out!





By the way...DID ANYONE F'IN CATCH THAT CREW DANCING TO THIS SONG ON AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW LAST NIGHT!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT!!!! THEY BLEW MY F'IN MIND WITH THAT PERFORMANCE!!!! I wanna find a GOOD clip of it!


Peace

Mean ass break up....

lmao check out what i told one of my friends today...

"yo i've always wanted to do something real messed up to a girl before breaking up with her...like lets say im about to dump her...that same day i'll eat a whole lot of chocolate and other junk to mreally mess with my stomach...then i'll go to her crib and take the meanest two hour shit....that'll definitely fuck up their pipes and make em have to friggin get a plumber to fix their toilet...which prolly wont happen for a few days...meanwhile the fumes from my lil brown bomb start to rise and spread around the house chokin everyone. an they're suffering even more cause now they cant even use the bathroom so they prolly have to hold it in til they get to work or school or maybe they're really shameless and they go to their neighbors crib to piss n poop n now the neighbor doesnt like em cause their shit is funkier than the neighbor's is. which is pretty fucked up. soOoOOo i'll just come out the bathroom apologize very politely about atomic dump and will calmly say "bitch its over." and walk out of there. yes. yes. lmfao"



Thats boredom at its finest

Because I'm a very random and mean person...

My homegirl was telling me that her boss is as "dumb as a brick"...Soooo i come out all silly like..."ACTUALLY i think in some ways...a brick is smarter than some ppl. cause check it....a brick KNOWS its a brick. and doesnt try to be anything else BUT a brick right??? while a lot of humans try to be something their not. lmao thats why u see a bunch of fat girls dressing like they're slim and 15....lmfao and thats why u see a bunch of minorities tryna get bank loans like they're white. it just doesnt work that way."

LMAO

Just thought i'd share that...


Peace!

BIg L!!!! This was pretty tight....

Adios

"I Am Your Leader!"

LMAO Check out this f'in video...oh man...