For those of you who are too stupid to watch anything other than MTV, Obama killed Osama. Yay. Hooray, America, for taking a decade to do something. I suppose many people are proud...but uh...no. That's sad. That's like a 30yr old graduating from HIGH SCHOOL. Not cool.
So everyone was searching for this fucker in a cave. He was hanging out at a hotel. (High five, Central Intelligence...). That's really not impressive!!! You know what would've impressed me? If they had told everyone that they sent a task force, inconjuction with NASA, to the moon with "fricken laser beams" to take him out. That would've put a smile on my face. Hell, the moon's a great place to hide! Haven't been there since the 70s...no one would think to look for a 6' tall toothpick with a diaper on his head there! Plus, it would've been a win-win....They get to take out the most wanted man in the world AND get to prove that NASA isn't a waste of a multi-billion dollar program! Go America, go!
With that said, I'll probably still vote for Obama this year....Jay-Z told me to. O_o