Why So Serious?

I just think this pic is friggin AWESOME! Whoever did it...genius.

Returning?

To Whom It May Concern:

News of my "demise" has been, once again, greatly exaggerated. I had to take a "break" from posting because, frankly, I didn't have anything to say! I think all of my creative juices were being used up being a sarcastic prick, much to the amusement of my friends. haha. But, at last, I have been reunited with my one true love. BOOKS! I plan on reading a lot over the next few weeks (months most likely. ) So, I'd be shocked if I didn't get inspired to write something.

Stay "tuned", my loyal -2 readers. haha

Eddie

Outdated Commentary???

For those of you who are too stupid to watch anything other than MTV, Obama killed Osama. Yay. Hooray, America, for taking a decade to do something. I suppose many people are proud...but uh...no. That's sad. That's like a 30yr old graduating from HIGH SCHOOL. Not cool.

So everyone was searching for this fucker in a cave. He was hanging out at a hotel. (High five, Central Intelligence...). That's really not impressive!!! You know what would've impressed me? If they had told everyone that they sent a task force, inconjuction with NASA, to the moon with "fricken laser beams" to take him out. That would've put a smile on my face. Hell, the moon's a great place to hide! Haven't been there since the 70s...no one would think to look for a 6' tall toothpick with a diaper on his head there! Plus, it would've been a win-win....They get to take out the most wanted man in the world AND get to prove that NASA isn't a waste of a multi-billion dollar program! Go America, go!

With that said, I'll probably still vote for Obama this year....Jay-Z told me to. O_o