me: there's nothing better... in my eyes... than a girl-gone-slut
HER!!!!!: o im sure
me: not because i want a piece of easy toto...no no no...i like it just so i can sit back n say "i knew u'd grow up to be one"
lmfao
HER!!!!!: y must u call it that...ewwww
me: because it is toto...dont get so sensitive....vagina, pussy, coochie, chocha, toto, punana its all the same thing regardless of what u call it..its still lookin like a wrinkling depressed old man
so get over it hahaha
HER!!!!!: no im good i mean some words are w/e but toto is just...wrong
me: lol why is it wrong? explain
HER!!!!!: it just sounds so wrong lmao
me: ah ok thats better
HER!!!!!: makes me not want mine
me: lmfao oh god
HER!!!!!: like its evil or something lmao
me: well i appreciate your honesty cause some dont even have the guts to be honest n say "it just sounds wrong" lol
HER!!!!!: im bein fa real like vagina is w/e its all medical...pussy hell we've used the word plenty but toto...sounds disgusting not enjoyable lmao
me: lmfao that doesnt even sound sexy right??? like "ayyye ayyyye gimme that sweet toto" hahahah i can see how that'd be a turn off hahahah
HER!!!!!: exactly
me: its kind of the same with "pinga" that shit sounds too funny to me
HER!!!!!: its makes me not want to have sex cuz im scared it will scare him off lmao.... im sry my friend used to use pinga all the time n one day she said it just as my bf was coming to get me we had no sex that day cuz all i did was laugh
me: omfg hahahahahah yoooo...how about if i call a vagina...Roast Beef??? my friend said it kinda looks like Roast Beef
HER!!!!!: uhm my ex fiance and his sisters when they'd talk about sex in front of his nephew they would call it beaver
me: think that's sexy? "ooo mami gimme that sweet roast beef..."
HER!!!!!: lmao
me: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/462544115_8e679db197.jpg
HER!!!!!: plz hold the bar-b-q sauce ewww
me: you're officially COOL right now hahaha i was expecting u to get freaked out
HER!!!!!: lmao uhm no hello me n my sis r the only grls in our family wat haven't i heard?!
HER!!!!!: im not gon lie i kinda want roast beef now lmao im mad hungry
me: OH MAN LMFAO sicko
HER!!!!!: lmao im def not a carpet muncher tho
me: hahha im so glad u got why i reacted that way i wasnt gonna say naaada
HER!!!!!: lol
me: like damn considering what we're talkin about n NOW she wants roast beef? i was connecting the dots here hahahah
:-P
HER!!!!!: noooooooooooo def not trust me if u had the gf i used to have that turns any grl str8
me: ............it was that bad.......O_O
HER!!!!!: i mean i believe in the whole try it before u knock it...i was scared away
me: lol well imma definitely try it............again...and again....and again...:-P
HER!!!!!: lmao wow
me: im a pleaser. what can i say hahahah i just hope i dont get UN-lucky
HER!!!!!: watchu mean by that
me: meaning that i hope i dont have the misfortune of having a funky tasting girl scare my away from doing that like it did u... i wouldnt want that...cause i LIKE to please... that would fuck my whole game up
HER!!!!!: no i was like OMG WAT IS THAT
me: ohhh oh cause u looked at it? n it was ugly? like a monster? LMFAO
HER!!!!!: i thought it had teeth i was so scared....i saw it n smelled it n left the room
me: holy shit...omfg.......... omfg...OMFG!!! hahahahahahaha
HER!!!!!: scared me str8 literally
HAHAHAH we're INSANE!!!
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