Just Some Retarded Shit!!!!

I know this is pretty old but DAMN....







this is another stupid ass video i spotted...lmao sooooooooo stupid!




hahaha Peace!

My Boredom Never Ends! lol

Juuust goofing around....









Lol

2am & Bored

This is what boredom does to me...O_o






And I'm not done just yet! hahaha



Peace

Gift From Bosses

We just had a little holidays lunch here at the office. It was pretty cool...(well i thought it was gonna be gay at first, but it turned out pretty nice lol)... They had us all "anonymously" write a lil something on cards for each other and the bosses made sure we all received it with a lil gift from them as well. It was soooooooo nice and simple. I definitely appreciate it. My boss' wife even got a lil emotional when she was talking to us and read one of her fav. cards outloud. It was sweet...



I loved this because the yin yang symbol is one of my fav. symbols...I don't really wear jewelry, buuuut I'll rock this :-P


This is what the gift, and the cards came in. It's pretty nice.



This is turning out to be a not-so-gay xmas after all :-P hahah


Peace

What Brings Me Real Joy....

FOOD!!! Gotta friggin' love it... Since I was little, my mom would always tell me of this meal she learned how to make while she worked in Venezuela...You basically chop up ham (in this case its turkey ham...cause i just really like it...*shrug*) into tiny tiny lil cubes...and just fry it a bit...then you take 2 or 3 eggs, scramble it up and pour it on to cook for a few minutes more...and booya! There you have it...And yes...i DO make this really really well...Watch...the girl who gets stuck marrying me is gonna get Faaaat off of this. LMFAO jk




This is soooooooooooo good for breakfast...I eat it when 2 slices of whole wheat bread....OOoOor it can even be a decent lunch...with some totones.




Now, you know I GOTTA share what was the highlight (or rather, the only good part) of my weekend...Lasagna! For years, my mom would tell me about all the things she used to make when she was living in Venezuela...pretty much gloating about how well she knows how to cook...And just for the sake of arguing and trying to get under her skin, I'd constantly say "well...prove it then..." lol Lasagna was one of the things I'd always get at her about. And on Sunday, she FINALLY decided to prove me wrong. I bought all the necessary ingredients...and we pretty much got together to make it. :-) Fun times...






Lol, I know it probably doesn't look like much...She didn't add any cheese in between the layers (i said she didnt really need to...) ALSO...we kinda miscalculated with the meat soo obviously it wasnt really enough....But DAMN it was so good! I'm definitely gonna make this again before the year is over...


Yeah...This lil "experiment" of ours turned out to be pretty good...I'm going to master making this on my own...then I'm going to move on to something else...I'll probably try making this meat loaf she made a long ass time ago...also, cause I said she couldn't do it...hahaha


Peace!

WTF KAYNE!!

BUSTED! Friggin Kanye West man....lol This dude apparently had a "meltdown", they're calling it, on SNL when he joined the list of performers caught lip syncing hahaha....sad...check out this article!

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/blenderburner/4491/kanye-west-caught-lip-synching


AND! Wtf is dude wearing....O_o...Is this dude really the first male "diva"? lol I'm sure there must've been someone else....but geez...hahaha He's been on some shit lately...


Peace

Latest Creation

SUCCESS!!!!! This shit took me a few hours to do....mainly cause even though its relatively simply...it was a bit of trial and error (and ridiculously repetitive) shit I had to do towards the end...sheesh...





Peace!

Anxiously Waiting...

The waiting is driving me insane! I've been waiting for MONTHS for them to release Dan Brown's new book "The Solomon Key"...the third book with the character Robert Langdon (remember Da Vinci Code and Angels & Demons?)...Originally, I heard it was going to come out some time in September....But the month came and went and thats when I heard that (for publicity, i suppose...) they were going to release it in December close to Xmas....I'm starting to think that's bs because if it were true then I would've been able to pre-order that shit on Amazon.com....hell I didnt even see it on the Barnes & Nobles website! I'm aaaaaaanxiously waiting for that book!!! I can only imagine how good it'll be...My only hope is that it'll match the quality of the other two....

Yep...I'm in total geek mode right now....






am still cool though. haha


Peace

Idk Wtf I'm doing

Hello to my -300 people who read my shit! LOL jk jk...I just felt like going on the record of saying...that, quite simply, I HAVE NO IDEA WTF IM DOING as far as this blog. hahahah I must've switched layouts, and headers and shit over and over again just to go back to the one yall normally see. O_o I picked this one just cause it makes the current header not stand out so much (obviously...)...Imma change it again when i get struck by an "idea" hahaha...


Peace

Life's Simple Pleasures

One of my friends had an away message that says, "To often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures." So now I'm curious...what are life's "simple pleasures" to some people.... I'd really like to know.





Peace

Planet Collision

Yeah....I was working on a tutorial and did this pic...I dont really like how it came out really...O_o....

Osama Binhuevo

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Huevos Poetas (Poetic Balls)

OMFG!!!! If you understand spanish, you GOTTA see this!






LMFAO!!


SALUUUUUUUUUUUUD!

Random Thought

I kinda find it funny when some girls get at me like "yoooo! check out my new pictures and tell me what you think!!!"....I usually sit here and think to myself "why? so I can see how much weight your gaining?" Are you THAT desperate to show me how you HAVEN'T been working out in months? tsk tsk tsk...

Seriously, if you're going to advertise something...at least have the decency to make sure that its something WORTH advertising. :-)

Just trying to lend you some wisdom.


Peace

When Did That Become Sexy?!

Yo, I'd really like to know when it became "sexy" to take a picture of yourself peeing...O_o Seriously, who the hell started that trend?! It was funny and mildly cute, in a disturbing, half-repulsive kind of way...but now EVERYONE is friggin' doing it...When something like THAT, of all things, becomes a "trend", its time to stop. That shit is just tacky right now...I remember when everyone was doing the "kissy" face...And I dont mean one picture....I mean EVERY damn picture! Looking like this ---> O.O <--- in every friggin shot! Why, oh WHY, did you believe that making your mouth look like the ass of a chicken was sexy??? Who convinced you of that? And NOW you want everyone to assume you're peeing or pooping? And some niggas actually comment this pictures like "ooh baby..thats so fine...i wish i was there with you right now." Uh...so....you....WANT to hear her pee splashing..? It gets you off to smell her poop? Is that what ya' saying???

I weep for society....



Haha I was going to put up examples of these sad people but I'd rather not pollute my own page like that...lmao


Peace

Morning At Le Pain Quotidien

This morning we had a sort of going away breakfast for my co-worker who is going back to paris. We decided to go to this old-fashioned style bakery/restaurant called Le Pain Quotidien. It's a pretty nice looking place...The only thing is that everything there is organic food..which is not something I'm very big on...also, they give you such small portions of food! No wonder there's hardly any obese people in france! Last time I went, I wanted to kill myself just to avoid having to drink their orange juice..."freshly made" i guess...This time, I ordered an Iced Tea...and it was like taking a sip of DEATH! haha....On the plus side though, I had one of their Belgiun Waffles...and it was SPECTACULAR...(i so rarely get to use that word. haha.)








You can see that its not much...it was great, but not very filling if you're a hungry ass person...I would've ordered another, but then I realized that our bosses weren't treating us to breakfast. HAHAHA whoops.


Peace

A Night At Max Brenner!!!

So last night my co-workers and I went out for a lil x-mas dinner at Max Brenner. For those of you who've never been or heard of it, it's this restaurant that serves damn near everything with chocolate...and when I say everything...I mean EVERYTHING. They even have chocolate pizza! Its insane. Check out the pics!




This was a three layer concoction...IT WAS SOOOOO FRIGGIN GOOD!



I don't know what this was called...but it even came with strawberries. They loved it!



Roasting the marshmellows...The fire looks small now but later on it was getting bigger and bigger. lol My co-worker was worried a spark would fly out and her hat would catch fire.



Who doesn't like taking picture of giant white girls with poop stains on their lip? lol :-P



Funniest moment of the night was when this little girl was bugging out because I guess she had a little too much chocolate...and she was just hopping up and down chanting "I love chocolate...I love chocolate...I love....I love...I love chocolate!" in a sing-song kind of way. It was soooo friggin funny.


If any of you haven't been there, you really should check it out. Its worth it! Check out the page too! Click here


Peace

My Beloved Train

I don't think people in NY fully appreciate how "interesting" it is to take the train on the way to work...If you're not deeply enthralled in a piece of literature, you should take the time to look around you...there's some good "people watching" that you can do...

This is actually one of my fav. spots...Essex/Delancy...I really am glad no one has fucked up the artwork...this is actually really nice when there arent too many homeless guys.....a big ass leak that takes weeks to fix apparently....oooor some weird lookin mexican playing music no one wants to fuckin hear...O_o


Of course....no train ride is complete without the interesting people you see on the way to your destination...



I'm sure you've all seen, at least once, an asian male or female with all 4 of his/her siblings and each of them with all 5 of their kids, not to mention their ANCIENT grandma sitting there staring at everyone with a sort of knowing smile. I always wonder what lil secret she holds....

Ah the "business man"...if you dont spot dude staring holes into the financial section of the times, they're usually day dreaming of when they can sit in their bosses chair..."The Big Boy" chair is what they call it in their mind....So many repressed childhood memories in this one....I bet anything, if things start to get rough at work, he will instantly revert back to those childhood days, throw himself on the floor and start sucking on his thumb, staring out blankly, waiting for his momma to come get him....haha...yep



There's almost ALWAYS some "playboy" feeling all good about himself because he saw some random chick walk by and came out with some cheesy line..."Was gud mah...?" (is that even english? wtf?)..and she gave him a smirk and kept walking and now he thinks he has one foot in the door....news flash: SHE WAS LAUGHING AT YOU!



"A jew and a terrorist are standing at a train station..." [enter punchline here]. hahaha


Now, you really can't say that the MTA doesn't accommodate your needs...when you don't have your ipod...or a book...or even anyone that you want to "watch"...they provide entertainment!



Michael Jackson impersonator...? Convicted stalker/rapist? Who knows!



Who needs an ipod when you have "Los Tres Amigos"?!



Yes my beloved J, M, Z, and F trains...they may not appreciate you...but I surely do...


Peace

9 Types of White Guys

LMAO Check out this blog!

THIS GENERATION: THE NINE TYPES OF WHITE GUYS

I couldn't resist posting it...

Enjoy!

To Know It All

I know I'm not the only one who has been plagued by this feeling...But I find it incredibly depressing, knowing, that my existence is so brief...I'll never be able to truly know EVERYTHING...or rather...at least understand it all...I can see why people have spent their lives in search for the secret of immortality...although I doubt that it was really a quest for knowledge...s.m.h...I don't know...It's times like this, that I kinda wish I had "faith"...Maybe then I could look forward to the "afterlife"...figuring that then the secrets of the universe would be unlocked to me. Maybe my "spirit" or "soul" or whatever you want to call it would be able to transcend all these physical limitations and I would be able to spend all of eternity answering all these questions that run through my head on a daily basis...the biggest one being..."What was the point of it all?"



On a very geek sidenote, wouldnt it be hot if Vampires were real and you got bit, became immortal and spent the next hundred years in a library, reading up on all kinds of shit? LMAO :-P yeah...


Peace!

One of The Gayest/funniest Scenes Ever

I dont know who's seen that movie "27 Dresses"...A while ago a friend of mine was telling me about it then I caught it on HBO. It's a pretty funny movie. I love how awkward the girl "Jane" acts throughout the whole movie....n that dude antagonizing her so cynically/sarcastically reminds me of some shit I do hahaha but anyway...check out the funniest scene of the movie...Its when she and the dude got drunk at a bar and started singing "Benny & the Jets"...Too friggin funny...




I couldnt stop laughing!

THE DREAM TEAM!!!!

LMAO This shit was too funny....Lately I've been joking around my co-worker calling her a "midget" And she be cracking on me callin me "Paco" (cause of this wallet i have) and calls our other co-worker "Pepe"...so today "Pepe" and I goofed around on photoshop and sent her, and our other co-workers this pic....





SO FRIGGIN FUNNY!

R.I.P Dr. Feelgood....

Sadly enough, it's true...I feel like I've lost my gift...I longer seem capable of being "Dr. Feelgood" to many of the people I have been before...I find myself instantly turning cynical and sarcastic the moment they start to tell me about their issues...unable to come up with meaningful words...rants actually...to inspire them to NOT be so overly emotional...n NOT to kill themselves (lol...). I don't know if its that I dont care anymore. Or maybe I just need a vacation...have a period of time where everyone (well almost) is actually satisfied with their life...lol unrealistic eh? Seriously though, it seems like I've been giving almost the exact same advice over n over again to different people..or hearing the saaaaaame issues...and most of the time its senseless shit O_o So really, why even waste my energy trying to help anyone with crap like that....


I'm not totally heartless though....One day...Dr. Feelgood will return....and it'll be GLORIOUS! lmao


Peace

Flintstone Vitamin Addict...

Remember the good ol' days?!




Lol...used to be hooked to that orange flavor one. Ahh...good times..good times...

And This Is Why Dude Is The Best

Yo seriously...You CAN NOT hate on this dude....Recognize! Recognize!

Tell me this isnt crazy! LL freestyling over the Dead Presidents beat!


LL freestyling with Jam Master Jay on the turntables!





Queens people..dont get gassed though...hahaha jk jk :-P

Sickest Convo Ever!!!

This was TOO funny for me not to post...My friend hit me up and I just felt like being dick and started talking non-sense and she was suuuuuuch a good friggin sport about it! this turned out be a HILARIOUS conversation.....well...to us anyway. :-) Enjoy...if you dare...

me: there's nothing better... in my eyes... than a girl-gone-slut

HER!!!!!: o im sure

me: not because i want a piece of easy toto...no no no...i like it just so i can sit back n say "i knew u'd grow up to be one"
lmfao

HER!!!!!: y must u call it that...ewwww

me: because it is toto...dont get so sensitive....vagina, pussy, coochie, chocha, toto, punana its all the same thing regardless of what u call it..its still lookin like a wrinkling depressed old man
so get over it hahaha

HER!!!!!: no im good i mean some words are w/e but toto is just...wrong

me: lol why is it wrong? explain
HER!!!!!: it just sounds so wrong lmao

me: ah ok thats better

HER!!!!!: makes me not want mine
me: lmfao oh god

HER!!!!!: like its evil or something lmao

me: well i appreciate your honesty cause some dont even have the guts to be honest n say "it just sounds wrong" lol

HER!!!!!: im bein fa real like vagina is w/e its all medical...pussy hell we've used the word plenty but toto...sounds disgusting not enjoyable lmao

me: lmfao that doesnt even sound sexy right??? like "ayyye ayyyye gimme that sweet toto" hahahah i can see how that'd be a turn off hahahah

HER!!!!!: exactly

me: its kind of the same with "pinga" that shit sounds too funny to me

HER!!!!!: its makes me not want to have sex cuz im scared it will scare him off lmao.... im sry my friend used to use pinga all the time n one day she said it just as my bf was coming to get me we had no sex that day cuz all i did was laugh

me: omfg hahahahahah yoooo...how about if i call a vagina...Roast Beef??? my friend said it kinda looks like Roast Beef

HER!!!!!: uhm my ex fiance and his sisters when they'd talk about sex in front of his nephew they would call it beaver

me: think that's sexy? "ooo mami gimme that sweet roast beef..."

HER!!!!!: lmao

me: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/462544115_8e679db197.jpg

HER!!!!!: plz hold the bar-b-q sauce ewww

me: you're officially COOL right now hahaha i was expecting u to get freaked out

HER!!!!!: lmao uhm no hello me n my sis r the only grls in our family wat haven't i heard?!


HER!!!!!: im not gon lie i kinda want roast beef now lmao im mad hungry

me: OH MAN LMFAO sicko

HER!!!!!: lmao im def not a carpet muncher tho

me: hahha im so glad u got why i reacted that way i wasnt gonna say naaada

HER!!!!!: lol

me: like damn considering what we're talkin about n NOW she wants roast beef? i was connecting the dots here hahahah
:-P

HER!!!!!: noooooooooooo def not trust me if u had the gf i used to have that turns any grl str8

me: ............it was that bad.......O_O

HER!!!!!: i mean i believe in the whole try it before u knock it...i was scared away

me: lol well imma definitely try it............again...and again....and again...:-P

HER!!!!!: lmao wow

me: im a pleaser. what can i say hahahah i just hope i dont get UN-lucky

HER!!!!!: watchu mean by that

me: meaning that i hope i dont have the misfortune of having a funky tasting girl scare my away from doing that like it did u... i wouldnt want that...cause i LIKE to please... that would fuck my whole game up

HER!!!!!: no i was like OMG WAT IS THAT

me: ohhh oh cause u looked at it? n it was ugly? like a monster? LMFAO

HER!!!!!: i thought it had teeth i was so scared....i saw it n smelled it n left the room

me: holy shit...omfg.......... omfg...OMFG!!! hahahahahahaha

HER!!!!!: scared me str8 literally



HAHAHAH we're INSANE!!!

Am I The Last Person To Know This????

Did everyone else know already that there's no such thing as a "Gravitational Pull"??? (sorry Issac Newton)....Apparently...its just that Earth (as well as other giant masses like the Sun and other planets, etc.) is bending the time/space fabric around it...and that "force" that causes us to fall towards our planet is actually just Space, itself, pushing us. O_O.....




DID ANYONE ELSE KNOW ABOUT THIS?!?!!? lol....It's Einstein's theory...

Random Thought...

"Astronomy - is the scientific study of celestial objects (such as stars, planets, comets, and galaxies) and phenomena that originate outside the Earth's atmosphere (such as the cosmic background radiation)"....In other words...these fuckers dedicate their lives to studying space and other planets...figuring out what goes on there...Which strikes me as funny considering we dont really have EVERYTHING figured out on our planet...soooo to me that kinda looks like an exaggerated manifestation of that lil habit "we humans" have...where we are SO caught up in everyone else's lives and what goes on in theirs...while our own seems unmanageable.

lol...thats my random thought of the moment.


Peace!

SATISFACTION!!!

Whooo...Thanksgiving! The ONLY holiday that i ACTUALLY looked forward to...even when I was a kid! FUUUuuck Xmas, V-day, Easter, and all the other ones...Thanksgiving is MY holiday...:-) Don't get me wrong...I'm not even on that typical "lets get together for thanksgiving" type shit either...dique "its tradition" nope nope..I've got MY OWN traditions....ever since I was a kid...I'd wake up eeeearly on that day....spend the morning watching one of my fav. movies that they only seem to give on days like this..."March of The Wooden Soldiers" (they've been giving that shit for YEARS on CW!)...Then, I'd just, very masochisticly NOT eat throughout the whole day...letting my appetite building, all the while, sniffing at the friggin turkey baking in the oven...mouth watering...eyes looking crazy. lmao My mom would actually fight with me just to get me to eat ONE of the pastelles she'd make before the dinner just so I wouldnt get sick from starvation n yadda yadda...lol ALSO...I get SUPER anti-social...I never wanted anyone to even THINK about suggesting that we go anywhere to celebrate with anyone else...(hell, because im so greedy, I was even partially bothered by anyone suggesting that we invite someone over lol..I swear...if you didnt live with us, dammit, you are not entitled a piece of MY damn turkey!) Ahhh....good times...good times...And this year was no different! lol, my homegirl had invited me to celebrate with her fam...and as much as I wanted to see her, I had to turn that invitation down...cause even if im not all that into tradition in general...I still am anal about keeping my own personal ones. Only thing about this year is...we didnt keep up with that "tradition" of waiting til around 6pm to eat...nope nope...My mom came home and said she was hungry. I said I was hungry too..and we both said FUCK IT! We ate when everything was done! And oHhHhH the SATISFACTION!!!! That friggin meal hit the spot GOOD....You ever eat just the RIGHT amount of food...?! And have it go down just the RIGHT way?!?!? Oh man...Sadly enough, my hunger prevented me from having the forethought of taking a picture of the food before I devoured it...


But that didnt stop me from documenting the aftermath...

Why I left four beans on my plate...? The world may never know...


AhhHhhh...i'm.......so........fat..........lmfaooooo :-P





WHOOOOOO!!! CANT WAIT FOR NEXT YEAR!!!!! I'm already counting it down....


Peace!

Victory!!!!

As much as I love my pops...I can't really say that we had that "typical" kind of father/son relationship where we "bonded" much...or were like "best buds" or anything like that...We didnt sit around and talk about females or anything of the sort...Truthfully, bonding for us was during those summers we'd go bike riding to queens on Sundays...talking shit to each other about who can beat who...and those occasions when we'd be sitting in the living room, and we'd just break out the chess board and he'd show me how to play...while dazzling me with stories of how good he was when he was younger...whooping almost everyone he played against...also the funny stories of how he taught my mom how to play...and how one day she beat him (maybe cause he let her..idk..)..But yeah...that was pretty much what it was with us...and it was pretty fun! He always beat me though...Looking back, I dont think it was cause I wasnt good enough..cause I had beaten almost everyone else I played against...But I guess because I looked up to him (even more so cause of his stories), it was sort of intimidating to play him and I made a bunch of stupid mistakes. I still wanted to whoop him though...This is why, when he came for a surprise visit last sunday, I made a lil random comment about how I think he should practice some because next time I'd see him, I would whoop him in chess. Of course, i said that jokingly...but, to my surprise, he looked at me with a half-serious expression and say "take out the board now then..." It was funny cause we hadnt played a game in yeeeeeeeears....And for the first time, I actually focused like I did when I played all those others...And I played weeeeeeeeell....I think throughout the game...he made two pretty big mistakes..(aside from the terrible start...he didnt even set up his pieces the way he originally taught me to do...which was surprising...but i guess thats the result of being rusty...)...and I FINALLY played aggressively..as opposed to my usual defensive, waiting for him to make the first move..hahah I eventually cornered him...and he ended up quiting. lmao



See...I dont think it was totally hopeless though...I was shocked that he just quit like that because I feel like there were still moves he could've made...plus...i still could've made some mistakes....but ultimately, by the way things looked (to me anyway) both of us were gonna lose A LOT of pieces before the game was over...I think the real reason he quit was cause he was tired, and it was getting late..n he still had to drive back to queens to stay with his sis...That, of course, didnt stop me from talking shit...taking a pic of my VICTORY...as well as unveiling my new "victory" pose. hahah Thinking back..I probably should've taken a picture of that too..but ah well...VICTORY!!!!

Whee..more photo shop...

I'm so friggin cool...I know...I know...hahaha :-P jk


This one was a lil eh...but *shrug*



This I really liked...I just HAD to try it in two ways...


I think the first one looks A LOT better...can REALLY see the drops and whatnot...*shrug*


And now for the creme de la creme...lol



Yes...Yes...I know....im pretty friggin cool...:-P