Why I Lack Power...lol

Its funny...I was on the train this morning just checking out females (naturally lol) and I honestly started day dreaming that a world like "Heroes" (that show on NBC about ppl with powers...they give it on mondays for those who are curious...) was real and I kinda imagined what I'd do if, lets say, I had the ability to get into people's minds....and thats when I realized why i am one of those who were born without power... Because of my nature, i would seriously abuse that shit......hahaha i think that if i were in the position of true power, i would be a complete sexual deviant. I mean...picture me being able to control people's minds O_o imagine that...or picture me being king or something....id be another Caligula....without the incest though...:-P


Peace!

CLASSIC Office Moment!

Yoooo The people I work with are CRAZY....My coworker (Jaime) was giving another co-worker (Ela) a link to some free site that normally you have to pay for....And our other coworker (Hago's her last name..) Overhears them talking and is asks what it is....Soooo joking around, Jaime goes "oh, I gave her a link to free porn. Now she can watch full-length movies" lol And then Hago comes out with, "So....since our internet is so slow.....will it be.......slow-mo?" LMFAOO That has got to be the COOOOOOOOOOORNIEST shit I've heard in the LONGEST time. hahahah Oh man. I couldnt stop laughing. AND I promised her I'd tell EVERYONE. So, Hago, if ya reading this.....I guess all i can say is...HA HA! lmfao



Peace

My Life As a Hermit....

Yep. Yours truly, became a recluse for a while. SURPRISE SURPRISE! haha...About two weeks ago, my bro & his fiance (now wifey) were giving a lil vacation from the military...They are both stationed in Kuwait right now until the near end of the year...and bro hit me up aboud my mom n i going away with them to D.R. for a week...which is great...but the timing was HORRIBLE...The reason being, that two of my coworkers had already scheduled time off during that week to go off to london....which meant that i would have to stick around and help out with whatever stuff needed to be done..since aside from dude, im kind of the only one who knows which reports go where n how n yadda yadda yadda....Soooo my mom took off....and i was left swamped with work. lol You'd think that id take this opportunity to try to contact every hoochie n skeeze I could find and kidnap em like "Lets play 'House' for a week" but naaaaaaaaaah....I've been so moody/stressed lately that I pretty much took this chance to be totally on my own....i bare spoke to anyone when i didnt have to.....just went to work...did my hours...came home and drift....


lol i know i know..."why you look so sad eddie?" well im NOT. I just dont smile at all when im alone. thats my REAL face. O_o


and..no...i didnt really have pjs on...i just put on the shirt cause i was cold. O_o


Yep...you can tell I hardly ever left my couch. lmao


MODERN DAY HERMIT RIGHT HERE BABY! OoOW.... I DID text my ass off though....thats a given. lol I think my thumbs were the only muscle that actually got a workout that week. hahah now i have to step my "game" up and try to burn off all the calories i accumulated during that time.....a Pizza & Beef Patty diet for a week is NOT a "good look" as some of my "hood" friends say. HAHAHAH :-P


Peace

Ever Wondered What Keeps Myspace Free???

WELL NOW YOU KNOW! LMFAO

Life Without A PC....

Long story short....my pc's busted. (i think its a battery issue)...and a virus wiped out the memory of my laptop.....so.....Edward - Pc = HOMICIDE!!!

haha....Pray for me. Light a few candles.



Peace

MASSIVE Explosion in space!

INSANE! Apparently scientists monitored a massive explosion in space...they say its the largest ever recorded. The explosion is said to have been stronger than that of 9,000 dying suns!

check out the article here....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090219/sc_afp/sciencespaceastronomy

Just Thought This Was Pretty Cool

I just thought this was pretty cool

ENJOY!

Why We Make Fun Of White Girls :-)

Yes....yes...its true.




LOL Although this isnt the worse thing I've ever seen.....it's still worthy of being cracked on. yes. yes.

BEAT FREAKS!!!! THEY ARE SO SICK!

YO NO LIE...I GOT SO F'IN HYPED AFTER I SAW EM DANCE TO THIS ON THURSDAY!

T-Pain & Chris Brown - Freeze (Behind The Scenes

I stumbled across this and just thought it was pretty cool footage...check it out!





By the way...DID ANYONE F'IN CATCH THAT CREW DANCING TO THIS SONG ON AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW LAST NIGHT!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT!!!! THEY BLEW MY F'IN MIND WITH THAT PERFORMANCE!!!! I wanna find a GOOD clip of it!


Peace

Mean ass break up....

lmao check out what i told one of my friends today...

"yo i've always wanted to do something real messed up to a girl before breaking up with her...like lets say im about to dump her...that same day i'll eat a whole lot of chocolate and other junk to mreally mess with my stomach...then i'll go to her crib and take the meanest two hour shit....that'll definitely fuck up their pipes and make em have to friggin get a plumber to fix their toilet...which prolly wont happen for a few days...meanwhile the fumes from my lil brown bomb start to rise and spread around the house chokin everyone. an they're suffering even more cause now they cant even use the bathroom so they prolly have to hold it in til they get to work or school or maybe they're really shameless and they go to their neighbors crib to piss n poop n now the neighbor doesnt like em cause their shit is funkier than the neighbor's is. which is pretty fucked up. soOoOOo i'll just come out the bathroom apologize very politely about atomic dump and will calmly say "bitch its over." and walk out of there. yes. yes. lmfao"



Thats boredom at its finest

Because I'm a very random and mean person...

My homegirl was telling me that her boss is as "dumb as a brick"...Soooo i come out all silly like..."ACTUALLY i think in some ways...a brick is smarter than some ppl. cause check it....a brick KNOWS its a brick. and doesnt try to be anything else BUT a brick right??? while a lot of humans try to be something their not. lmao thats why u see a bunch of fat girls dressing like they're slim and 15....lmfao and thats why u see a bunch of minorities tryna get bank loans like they're white. it just doesnt work that way."

LMAO

Just thought i'd share that...


Peace!

BIg L!!!! This was pretty tight....

Adios

"I Am Your Leader!"

LMAO Check out this f'in video...oh man...

Mircophone Murder!!!

Early Morning Dry Humping?!

LMAO yes...yes...it's true...this morning I'm on the train..and its friggin PACKED! I mean you could barely move...and I don't know...I noticed some chick (at first I thought it was some mexican cause she was shorter than me) but she turned out to be a rican, I guess...and yo she was friggin' pressed up on me...it was so funny cause at first i didn't really pay any mind to it...but whenever the train would jerk or something she'd press her butt up on my pelvis mad hard...and me being a perv (lmfao no shame) i pressed right back. and it got to a point where we were doing that even when the train wasn't bouncing or nada haha so funny....then the train's pulling into our stop...and she friggin' pressed REALLY hard on me before the train doors opened and she ran right the fuck out of there. And I was left there all "excited" and depressed. hahaha


i find it sad how something like that is the "highlight" of my morning LMAO

Peace

Weirdest F'in Dream....

I dont know if you've seen this movie or not...it you have, then you'll get what im talking about...if you havent well, you should see it cause its a funny movie...anyway...the other night i had a dream that i was try to "devirginize" Bridget (LMAO i know i know...weird...)..but it was so f'in strange and awkward..cause just like in the movie...i coulda sworn i heard her friggin voice NARRATING everything that wass going on as we're doing it. lmfaooo i woke up in the middle of the night confused as hell O_o haha so strange....i dont know what could've possessed me to have a dream like that...



Peace!

This is so f'in RETARDED!

I don't know who did this shit but it's so friggin funny oh man...




Peace!

Just STFU And Enjoy It!

I was on my way to work this morning and I overheard some guy's conversation with some chick, I guess, he was trying to impress with his opinions. It was funny cause he was ranting about music and he brought up Eminem and his topics for songs. Oddly enough, he actually made a decent point about how Eminem basically became famous off of talking a lot insane shit about his mom and his baby mom. He said how now that Eminem ran out of shit to say about his mom, thats why he "retired". lol He would've been fine if he had left it at that. But no no no...dude just HAD to go and bring up race...saying how it was "acceptable" for Eminem to say that but if he had been black or hispanic, "we" would've never tolerated that sort of thing in "our" community...no matter how fucked up our mom is. lol He even went so far as to bring up Tupac, talking about how his mom was a crackhead and all that, yet he STILL came out with the song "Dear Momma". I kinda got a lil tight though. I mean suuure "we" don't make tracks about killing our moms, but what about all the other fucked up ignorant ass shit "we" come out with? For years, "we" have been coming out with a bunch of songs (in both R & B and Hip Hop) that perpetuate the ignorance of our time...ranging from pre-marital sex, affairs with married men/women, cheating, stealing, drug dealing, drug using, objectifying women (had to throw that in there for all you bra burners lol), and violence. Hell, in NY, one of "our" most glorified rappers got famous off of talking about shooting dudes in the head (execution style), robbing pregnant women, and fucking underaged virgins. lol sooooooooo....yeah....Don't go out of your way to criticize any one person for the shit they say....Eminem (along with all these other people) didnt get famous off of what they said..its HOW they said it...They made that shit sound hot. SO...just shut the fuck up and ENJOY IT!



Peace