Worst I Ever Had LMAOOO

Its about damn time someone did a remix to that "Best I Ever Had" song! LMAO




Enjoy

Evian Roller Babies!!!

Oh man...The shit ppl come up with for commercials! I was honestly beginning to think that people were running out of hot ideas...and then they come out with this...and that other video I posted. DAAAAAMN!



Tooo funny!

Damn Thats Nasty....

I'm sure that by now, most of my friends already know that I'm a "people watcher"...I can't tell you all the things I just happen to see at the PERFECT moment..lol My only regret is that until now, I never took it upon myself to catch it on camera....welp...No More! Recently, I've been seeing an excess of nasty-looking people....and I decided to take shots of a few of em...haha

On July 4th, I went with my homegirl to Playland, to celebrate her daughter's bday....And believe me, there were TONS of obsese females there! It was unbelievable...there must've only been a handful of females that were mildy attractive...O_O I'm still a bit traumatized...Check it out...

How did she even fit!?


We've got a hippo on one side...and cellulite city on the other. DAAMN...hahah


My homegirl and I were really stumped on this one....She was sitting there with her man next to her...and we were really wondering if it's even physically possible to fuck that....I mean really...O_O


In her defense...she had a kid...so I guess that's her excuse....but what about the other bitches who dont have babies?! huh?! huh?! HUH?! O_o


This one broke my heart...cause her tummy comes out a lil more than her ass...which is...just....ewwwwww lmao....what made it even sadder was the fact that her friend's ass was NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!

I swear...God bless the fuckers who "take one for the team" and actually hook up with chicks like these...lol I think of it as a true test of ones creativity....not to mention bravery...O_O

Peace

Only Celebs. Can Get Away with This!

Too funny...On yahoo.com, there was an article about celebrity nicknames. Basically, when you're too famous, you cant really go around using your real name or you'll get mobbed instantly by the paprazzi or whoever...So to avoid that..many celebrities come out with a bunch of crazy (some times wacky) aliases. In the article they made a list of the more interesting ones...

Click here for the article!

My favorite ones were these:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Since hooking up with Angelina, Brad Pitt really needs to be discreet while traveling, so rather than draw attention with their own names, Brad and Angie have been known to go incognito as Bryce and Jasmine Pilaf. When he's on his own he signs in as Carl Con Carne, while she prefers names like Miss Lollipop or Miss Manners.

George Clooney
Clooney once had fun taunting hotel staff when he signed in as Arnold Schwarzenegger, forcing uncomfortable employees to refer to him by a name they clearly knew was not his.


I think it'd be worth, becoming rich n famous...if only to be able to have a lil fun like that :-P


Peace!

This is OFFICIALLY the coolest f'in commercial...

...that I have seen in the longest time...haha Words cant even describe it...



HOW SICK WAS THAT?!

Just a hot track

I was vibing off this earlier...Thought I'd share it :-P



Peace!

My take on "Hugs"....O_o

HUGS...hmm...i remember when hugs meant "awww..are u sad? lemme hug you so you feel nice enough NOT to kill yourself"...and now it seems its more like "awww...im not going to see you for 24hrs so let me hug you one last time just in case you step out the door and get killed by 'accident'..." lmao n these bitches squeeze so hard too! thats why I kinda hate hugs sometimes...some ppl hug you n make you feel like you're in a group rehab meeting or something...O_O

So yea...unlss I havent seen you in a WHILE...and genuinely miss you, dont really expect to get a hug from me....It's just no good and awkward as hell sometimes...ESPECIALLY if you appease the person by letting them hug you then they wanna hold on longer than the acceptable amount of seconds... lol sheesh...



Welp..that was my random thought of the moment. Enjoy.


Peace

War Coming Soon???

Welp...apparently N. Korea is getting pretty hostile towards the U.S....They flat out threatened that if "we" start another conflict that they'll "wipe us off the face of the Earth" once and for all...Amazing...O_O check out the article on yahoo...


Yahoo! News



Pray it doesnt happen yall! Buuut..if it does..it does. O_o


Peace

Random Randoms!!!

Because its hot as FUCK in the office...making it hard to really focus...I figured I'd kill a few minutes to share some interest/funny/cool pics I have...


I cant remember where my coworker found this one...I think she was doing research for some presentation she was putting together and stumbled across it hahah

Alright...if you're a sports figure....or rather...any kind of celeb....do NOT let yourself get caught on film with a face like this....O_o do you REALLY want all your fans thinking you just pooped ya'self?

Now for these images below....I was working on a "collection" report at work...ands omeone had sent me a collage...I needed to make an icon using part of the collage...and it had such funny friggin elements in it...me, being a perv, I just couldnt resist doing this...




hahah how wrong do those look!?



Peace

B-day Gift From My Coworker...

lmao yep...another year's gone by...and Im that much closer to my inevitable demise O_O lol But anyway...we celebrated my bday at the office today...and since im ALWAYS talking about pooping to my coworkers...one of em decided to make me this image hahah

Convo About Music

I was vibing to this song while talking to my homegirl...

Luther Vandross & Beyonce - The Closer I Get To You


me: hmm
this is a ridiculously nice song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq0D4ByrTgk
its sa that songs like this probably wont come out anymore

HER!!!: oh by luther vandross?
heck no
the age of love died with him

me: yea unfortunately

HER!!!: the closest we might get its ne-yo

me: lol yo i was seriously born in the wrong era
yea u right

HER!!!: LMAO

me: but it seems like a lot of his songs deal with relationship issues

HER!!!: but ne-yos trying

me: i have even really listened to anything recent of his
i think the last song i actually listened to was 'she got her own"
lol

HER!!!: lol

me: n thats just cause my friend kept playing it over n over n over n over N OVER again

HER!!!: lol

me: evolution of music...."making love"....to..."freaking you".....to...."cheating on my girl with some bad bitch in the club"
lmao
now for the female perspective......umm..umm..."love me like i deserve to be loved"....to...."i caught my man cheating".....to......."fuck a nigga I MAKE MAH OWN MONEY"
O_o
lmao
hahahahah

HER!!!: LMAO hahahah
that is so funny

me: O:-) u kno im right lmao

Random Rant To A Friend

Just felt like sharing...

me: some 17yr old chick was on the news the other day...apparently she was struck by lightning n survived
big whoop...why waste air time with some mullet having hick...who sounds like a boy when she speaks...O_o...AT LEAST impress me with something....shit...say that the lightning gave her super powers or something.. or...or..idk....be like that she sounded more girly before gettin struck by lightning...but then that would just lead to a bunch of fuckers wanting a sex change operation...n figuring that being struck by lightning would be better than payin for horomones to modify their voices

O_o friggin media
lol

SICK Friggin Convo...

hahah Dont read if you're sensitive.....seriously...O_o


MY COWORKER!!!: Oh man
taking a shit for me is like a ritual

ME!!!: hahahah
dont do it
dont u fuckind o it
lol

MY COWORKER!!!: first is the
process of preparing the space
the paper
then comes the process
of seating and taking the bigest shit of ur life
make sure that toilet gets stained
then wipe that ass with the soft tissue
like a baby
then just stand up and feel proud of what u did
then look at urself on the mirror
and be like wow
Im god
then flush that motha fucka
ME!!!: man you go do what you gotta do!
but thats TWICE i destroy that toilet

MY COWORKER!!!: and feel like u let one of ur kids go on the toilet

ME!!!: leaving ppl traumatized
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
i
am
KING
king of the castle
king of the castle
MY COWORKER!!!: then the final step of the ritual

ME!!!: lmao
MY COWORKER!!!: spray that shit without making noise
ME!!!: shit
MY COWORKER!!!: then

ME!!!: u can spray it if u want to
but I am NOT ashamed of my work
thats like.....you just finishing a gangsta ass graffiti tag on a wall
and then painting lil sissy flowers on it
to make it look "pretty"
thats fucking up ART meng
fuck air spray
NATURALESAAAA!

MY COWORKER!!!: lol

ME!!!: shit aint RIGHT til its burning the nostrils
if a person doesnt come out of the bathroom looking like O_O..... i didnt do my job
thats MY ritual
destroy the toilet
then sit back n wait for the unlucky bastard who uses it after MY COWORKER!!!
hahahah

MY COWORKER!!!: lol I dont know man
but our rituals seem to be a little different


lmao crazy right!?

Peace

Just Felt Like Sharing This...

I'm not sure if I ever mentioned this before...but every time I hear this song, it always puts a huge smile on my face

Lets Call The Whole Thing Off - Ella Fitzgerald


I LOVE classics like this...

Peace... (another one of my literary brainfarts)

Peace - the obliteration of all thine enemies,
'til foolish enough to oppose thy rule
there are none.






*lol its not much. but it was a thought that came to me while i was pooping...:-P dont mind me








Peace

Random Randoms!

I was at some random pharmacy in the city with my coworkers and I glanced at this...It struck me as funny that they actually come out with gender specific laxative...as if it really makes a difference when ya constipated? lmao or maybe what they're trying to say is that they dont want the ladies out there pooping like their men. lmao blowing up toilets n shit...I'd laugh if the person who first came up with this concept was inspired by his gf or wife, who probably dropped a bomb in his bathroom that was 20x more rancid than his own lol Now Im here really wondering if maybe his pride was hurt by it so he's trying to save his fellow men from experiencing the same feeling of utter defeat. HAHAHAH



I dont think I really need to point out why I thought this was funny in so many ways...lol My co-workers and I took a lil stroll in the city yesterday because NOTHING was friggin working...so why sit around right?





We came back to the office and shit still wasnt working so I entertained myself with this shit...lol DO YOU SEE WHAT BOREDOM DOES TO ME?!

Peace

The Eye Of God

I found one of these pics on someone's face book....and was so impressed I googled the "Eye of god" in google and found the other one...ohhh man. :-)

Super Mega Geek Mode.

Peace

Just A Random Thought...

I dont know how these thoughts pop into my head....buuut....I guess thats one of the "gifts" of being bored out your ass at work....In any case, wouldnt it be interesting if, instead of whooping your kids ass whenever he or she acts up, you just sit on their head and fart? lmaooo I mean think about it, if you hit them...sure, it'll hurt that in that instance...but that pain sometimes quickly fades away...and they might soon forget the lesson learned for their lil act of idiocy....HOWEVER, if you really manage to throw a viiiicious fart....im talkin one bad enough to singe the nostrils......that kind of damage (both emotional, and physical) could take YEARS to fix....and they'll certainly think twice before acting a fool.....




:-) imma be such a good friggin dad.....OoOw!


LMAO Peace

Random Randoms...

My coworker was checking out different sites to pull images for a report she was doing...and she found this site and showed me a few images...SOooOoo i went back to the site and picked out a few pics that caught my eye...

Hypocrite? Or Ignorant maybe?

I think I have a bad habit of losing my patience with certain people when they come to me, complaining about how "crappy" their life is...or how frustrated they feel with the way things are...or even just how tired they are of "everything"...I wonder if maybe its that I'm just ignorant to the way that they feel...(even though I really do pride myself on my understanding of just about everyone....which is probably why they come to me in the first place)...and am a lil too quick to judge them and their particular situation....Maybe I'm too quick to think of people as "just another statistic"...O_o...I think I'm letting my overall bad attitude get in the way of, my truly connecting and ACTUALLY helping people now.... At the same time....maybe I'm just a hypocrite....I've been noticing that a lot of the complaints that I've heard from people...are the exact same thoughts that I've had...and yet I lose my patience almost immediately and offer no real words of wisdom....or at LEAST some of sympathy....I dont bother to say, "hey, i feel exactly the same sometimes...I know how you feel". Nada. Its sad really.....perhaps, because I somehow find the resolve to push these thoughts and feelings deep deep dwon, I expect others to do the same and when I see that their incapable of doing such, I dub them as "weak"....which isnt true....cause in a way, it does take some measure of strength to open up, even if just a little bit, to someone else and let them know what it is you're feeling....and thats something I dont do.

soOOoOI guess that makes me a hypocritical, ignorant, sometimes self-righteous, weakling. haha. Isnt that just great?





Peace.